Humor in traffic jams: How to make friends in traffic jams funny?

1, I'm worried about every traffic jam. When I was in a hurry, I played another song, but the road ahead was endless.

There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road.

3. Is it deep? Is the newly built road full of potholes?

I am calm every time there is a traffic jam, and it is useless to worry. Might as well listen to music.

5, taillights are red everywhere, and ears are full of thorns. My heart has been worried for a long time, and my head is like thunder.

6. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam and fall into a traffic jam that I can't put down.

7, never like to take the bus, traffic jams, slow, and dizzy. I still like to run alone.

8. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but beauty is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

9. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

10, we can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

1 1, traffic jams are not terrible, but it is terrible to hold your urine.

12, Spring Festival travel rush station will be crowded again this year, and there will be traffic jams and accidents on the expressway. Every year is really hard.

13, don't worry? When will the digging stop?

14, it rained all night. If you are late, there will always be a traffic jam.

15, traffic jam is not blocked, take a nap; Bustling roadside passengers, bustling motorists; The light is on, and every family is warm.

16, don't block your heart in the traffic jam, smile and watch the scenery in a different mood.

17, still hiding half a face behind the guitar in front of us, forgetting to bring instant noodles on the bus.

18, is it difficult? Walk for half a day on the 100-meter road!

19, yell when the road is uneven, and walk the dog on the expressway.

20. I finally got on the bus in line. There is also a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home?

2 1, I'm happy to go home for the New Year, and the traffic jam is also happy. Of course, don't be stuck for too long. I have to hurry home for dinner!

22. Under the dense rain in Mao Mao, I am not afraid of smog and cloudy days. As long as I go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

23, Spring Festival travel rush peak, although you go, don't stop me to lose!

24, egrets go to heaven, and Laozi is crowded in the middle.

25. Going home for the New Year is a happy journey. There are often traffic jams on Happiness Avenue because there are too many people on the road.

26. Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait cry and don't live in cars at home.

27. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

28. At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to gather together and are reluctant to leave for a long time.

29, traffic jam, traffic jam, always traffic jam, you blocked me so upset, have the ability to block me for a lifetime.

30. The road to success is always under construction!

3 1. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road.

32. The traffic jam at home during the New Year will make people feel more anxious, which will highlight the helplessness and sadness of life in the face of traffic jams.

Honey, let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

34. The car is crowded into a knot, the driver is fidgety and the horn is ringing.

35. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel.

36. I get upset in traffic jams. When I get bored, I want to eat.

37. On the way home, there was a traffic jam, but my heart was not blocked.

38. It's raining and there's a traffic jam. The weather is terrible. This is a bloody failure!

39. If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk.

40. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

4 1, are you bored? I haven't finished digging!

42. It's a life disaster to get stuck in a traffic jam when I go home for the New Year. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing.

43. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

44, an hour's journey, abruptly left 12 hours.

There are no roads in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked.

46. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more I think about it, the more tortuous it is.

47. At the traffic lights ahead, put it in a pot and cook it. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, and I haven't got half a step.

48. Traffic jams have many inconveniences and annoyances, but in any case, don't treat expressways as garbage dumps.

49. Expressway, please charge!

50, people in the road, you are so blocked, you are so blocked, you are so blocked, it is too difficult for me.

5 1, at night rush hour, I can't go anywhere. The viaduct is blocked and the overpass stops below.

52. It is too difficult to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for an hour.

54. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together.

55, I can't keep up with the times, others say the next stop is happy, and I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

56. Are you dizzy? Turn left and right, the road is blocked!

I didn't expect someone to go home last month, but this month will come.

58. Get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city for hours.

59. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth.

60, traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

6 1. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home.

62. Don't panic in the traffic jam. Send a circle of friends first.

63. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!

64. Some things have no choice, such as catching a cold, getting stuck in traffic, and falling in love with someone.

65. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

66. On the way to work, the traffic jam was a mess, and the red light and the green light stopped for a long time.

67. This year, the station will be crowded with people, and there will be traffic jams and accidents at high speed. It's like this every year. It's sad.

68. Every time I go home, I always face traffic jams.

69. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

70. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking!

7 1, when a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

72. Get used to the traffic jam, don't worry. Hum a tune slowly.

73. It is difficult to get on the bridge, and it is difficult to get off the bridge. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

74. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

75. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of the traffic jam. What I fear most now is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

76. How blocked is the expressway? When I woke up, I found the car was still there.

There was a traffic jam on the expressway last night, so I ran down to shoot stars.

78. Are you angry? It's urgent, the road is blocked!

79. The worst curse I've ever heard is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic all your life!