What is Guo's warmest joke?

1. At dinner that day, the elder sister at the next table finished the bill and said, "Make an invoice."

The waiter said, "Please write down the company name."

The elder sister replied, "Write by money!"

It is difficult to buy a train ticket. Ten days before the pre-school holiday, I went to the station to buy tickets. While waiting in line, I heard a brother ask the conductor if he had a bus to Shanghai. The conductor calmly said to the speaker, Yes, the tickets are gone.

3. Feng Gong: "Audience friends, I miss you so much. Did you add me to Weibo? "

Jiang Kun: "The times have developed and science and technology have advanced. Hey, I recently used a new gadget called Weibo. "

Huang Hong: "The Internet is so popular that everyone wears a scarf. If you find a college lover, don't tell your wife. "

Guo: "Wife, I really didn't add her Weibo first!" "

4. gay friends can't be contacted. He dialed his mobile phone number in a hurry. Hearing the voice coming from the mobile phone, he burst into tears-"The subscriber you dialed has been shut down".

The editor of a publishing house received the manuscript of a young novelist one day, together with the novel manuscript, a big box of almond candy.

After reading the manuscript, the editor sent her a letter: "Your almond candy is delicious, we accept it, and only almond candy will be sent in the future."

6. My buddy's screen name is "Because the egg hurts".

Every time he logs off, the system prompts me: Your friend is logged off because of an egg pain!