Looking for funny riddles, they should be very funny, not boring! !

We have a female math teacher who is from Sichuan. Her Mandarin is not bad, but she can't always tell the difference between "kiss" and "ask".

Once she finished telling us a question and asked everyone: "Do you understand? If you don't understand, you can get up and 'kiss' me." The students were all surprised when they heard it. Look at it. I looked at you, no one got up. She added, "Why, are you embarrassed to kiss me?" The students were even more disgusted when they heard this, and some of them almost laughed. When the teacher saw that no one was asking, he said, "You are so old and you still don't dare to 'kiss' me. Well, if you don't know how, you can come to my office after class and 'kiss' me when no one is around." Haha! The students couldn't help laughing in the end.

Relief of Hatred

During World War II, there were four people in a train compartment: ○1 an old lady, ○2 a young girl, ○3 a Romanian, ○4 a German officer, The train entered a dark tunnel. Nothing could be seen in the carriage. Only the sound of a kiss was heard, followed by a loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, I saw five red fingerprints on the face of the German officer. Sitting there in embarrassment (psychological activity...)

○1 This German guy is so shameless that he dares to bully a girl in the dark, he really deserves it!

○2 This German guy doesn’t He had good intentions and must have wanted to kiss me, but he ended up kissing the old lady. She really deserved it!

○3 This Romanian is so shameless. He kissed this girl and ran away quickly, causing me to be beaten on his behalf. This girl was too cruel, it really hurt!

○4 I kissed the back of my hand and slapped the German, which really relieved my hatred...

2. Yes One time when my parents were arguing, my mother said angrily: "Get out of here!" My father said angrily: "Get out of here!"

3. I have a A friend has just watched "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and is very interested in the "dog-beating stick method" and often makes jokes with others.

One day, he did it again as usual. He kicked someone else and shouted: "Kick the dog!" Everyone laughed wildly, and he felt embarrassed, so he kicked him again and shouted: "Kick the dog!"

4. In college , pig-grooming has become a common practice in the class, and it must be done every night. The loser at first uses his nose to hold the cards, digs into the table, and drinks cold water. After playing for a long time, it becomes stale. So someone suggested that if someone loses again, they should shout "I am a pig" in the corridor. After a long time, they changed the method and asked two people to shout together. The first person shouted: "I am a pig", and the second person shouted "I am a pig". Someone shouted "I am the pig". But he didn't expect that the person who made the suggestion lost two games in a row, so he shouted to the corridor: "I am a pig, I really am a pig." The rest of the people were laughing until their stomachs ached.

A friend of mine told me something even more ridiculous! The loser has to call a girl in his class and say sincerely: "You know, there are three words I have always wanted to say to you, but it is difficult to say them, but I am afraid that if I don't say them, I will have no chance. I... . . . . I am a pig!”

The person who wins is usually a tall guy or a girl who loses. You should grab him (her) by the collar and say viciously: "You are a pig!"

Also, the loser should run to the telephone pole with an advertisement for a certain disease and shout: " My disease is cured!"

Later, everyone called the girl and said sincerely: "You know, I lied to you. In fact, I am a pig." Once, a certain gentleman. The head teacher called her to congratulate her for being a top student. She just said, "XXX, do you know?" The girl said impatiently, "I know, you are a pig. You are indeed, completely, a stupid pig! ”

5. The doctor asked the patient how he broke the bone. The patient said, "I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding on to the telephone pole." Damn, there was a bastard passing by, thinking I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks!

6. The Chinese teacher with a strong local accent read a song titled "Wo Chun" to the students. Students are required to dictate Lu You's ancient poems.

The Chinese teacher read the following and a student dictated the following

"Wouchun" "I'm Stupid"

The dark plum blossoms smell the flowers, I have no education

I am lying on a branch with deep sorrow, I have a very low IQ.

I hear from a distance that I am lying like water. If you want to ask me who I am,

it is easy to see the spring green. A big stupid ass.

The shore looks green, I am a donkey,

The shore looks green, I am a donkey,

The shore looks green. I'm a stupid donkey.