Want an English joke, hilarious, not what I used to have, plus translation.

Bob can't sleep at night. He went to see a doctor, who prescribed some powerful sleeping pills.

On Sunday night, Bob took the medicine, slept well and woke up before he heard the alarm clock go off. He came to the office unhurriedly, strolled in and said to his boss, "I had no trouble getting up this morning."

"That's good," roared the boss, "but where were you on Monday and Tuesday?"

sleeping pill

Bob has insomnia at night. He went to see a doctor, who prescribed him some powerful sleeping pills.

Bob took the medicine on Sunday night, slept well and woke up before the alarm clock went off. He arrived at the office, strolled in and said to the boss, "I didn't have any trouble getting up this morning."

"good!" The boss roared, "Where did you go on Monday and Tuesday?"

patience

Angler: You have been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try it yourself?

Onlooker: I have no patience.

tolerate

Angler: You've been staring at it for three hours. Why don't you catch it yourself?

Onlooker: I have no patience.