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Recommend a few hilarious "short sentences" jokes.
1. The husband heard that his wife was having an affair and planned revenge. One night he took his wife to bed and put concentrated rodenticide on her nipples. The next night, my wife came home late, and my husband asked why. My wife said bitterly, "Our leader is poisoned to death!" The husband asked, "Do you know who did it?" The wife said, "The murderer is very cunning." Even the police can't find out how the poison was passed, but there are clues. We are investigating Sanlu and Shengyuan milk powder. "The husband asked," Why? " "The wife said," the leader said when he died, "Oh, my God! Is there any safe milk in the world?
2. Someone cursed in the office: The director asked for it! Director just came in: I'm asking. What are you? This person is witty: we are close to you.
There is a couple in the park, which is very sweet. The girl spoiled her husband: I have a toothache ~ ~! The boy then kissed the girl and asked, Does it still hurt? The girl said no! After a while, the girl coquetry said: Husband, my neck hurts! The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked if it still hurts this time. The girl said happily: it doesn't hurt! An old lady stood by and watched for a long time. She couldn't help asking the young man, young man, you are really amazing. Can you treat hemorrhoids?
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