What did you buy in Taobao that made you think Taobao was omnipotent?

I need someone to help me translate a Finnish book. Halfway through the translation, the translator said that he couldn't understand a chapter in Slovak.

It is broken. It is difficult to find a reliable Finnish translation. Slovak, the only thing I can relate to Slovakia in my life is the animated film The Story of the Mole.

In desperation, I tried Taobao, and there was actually a Slovak translation service.

Kneel quietly to Ma Yun's father.

The translation was very good, and the homework was handed in quickly and clearly. Finally, he told me, "The last paragraph is Flemish used by Belgians. I don't think it's easy for you to find someone to translate. Let me translate it for you. Please forgive me for not doing well. "

I really want to cry.

Talking about my experience has really subverted my understanding of Taobao. I always thought that Taobao's imitation was more powerful. No matter what is popular, Taobao immediately has exactly the same, but the technical content is generally low. Last April, my car keys suddenly broke down. Fortunately, there is a spare key. I went to the 4S store and said that the motherboard was broken. I asked for 2000 yuan. I found several local key auto repair shops, the lowest one is 800 yuan, but I can't guarantee it will work. My colleague reminded me that a car key in Taobao had been repaired, and I found one on the Internet, which explained the situation. The store said it would be repaired. I should mail the key first, and then make an offer. If I don't agree to send it back, I will lose some postage. With the mentality of giving it a try, I mailed it. A few days later, the store called and said it was fixed. The price is 80 yuan. Yes, everyone is right. It's 80 yuan. At that time, I really thought I heard wrong. The asking price is nearly one thousand yuan. Taobao got it for 80 yuan, and the key has been in use. At that time, I really felt that Taobao was omnipotent.

Wake-up call Yes, this is a wake-up call. My gentle little sister or brother called you up in the morning. When I came across this, I really felt that Taobao was too omnipotent.

The following is my experience. Why is it omnipotent? Because who would have thought that Taobao would have such an operation? It is not enough to buy things that are scarce at ordinary times, even the artificial alarm clock has come out. At first, as an experience, to be honest, I went with a casual attitude. Although I spent hundreds later, I got up in a much better mood every morning, and even my difficulties in getting up for many years were cured by the way.

I didn't take the first order seriously, because it was winter and I was particularly afraid of the cold. I usually get up after the first class in the morning and play late that night until the phone rings the next day. I froze for a long time, remembering the number in my mind, and then hung up the phone.

Not even a minute, the phone rang again, and I answered the phone under great pressure. On the other end of the phone was a girl with a nice voice, who woke up while saying hello and finally reminded the weather intimately. I got a tingle and stood up. That day, I entered the class for the first time before the first class, and the counselor gave me a few more looks for it.

I spent the whole winter without heating, so that I couldn't sleep in this hot summer until I woke up naturally. I will wake up at 7: 30 every morning, no matter what day. ...

The most terrible thing is that when you buy a gift for your girlfriend, you can directly search for keywords without thinking: girlfriend, and then a lot of creative things come out.

Think about it, no matter how smart you are, there can't be more than 100 creative people in this kind of thing. And there are hundreds of thousands of sellers on Taobao, helping everyone solve problems every day. Their creativity is absolutely beyond your imagination.

Especially for a dog like me, my girlfriend is still studying in Wuhan, so I can't always be in her city. I'm busy at work at ordinary times, and I can't think of any way at all. At this time, Taobao can help everyone. The omnipotence of Taobao lies in that there must be many people in China and China who have the same needs as you. In this case, Taobao can meet the needs of these people by using express delivery to break the space restrictions. Moreover, Taobao is fiercely competitive, which will naturally lead to competition. Everyone is competing, so naturally generate will come up with many ideas. It's just that 6 to 0 is not good.

Another example: lazy bedside bracket.

Usually I am too tired to go to work, so I lie in bed on weekends. But it's boring not to play mobile phone after waking up. But holding the phone for a long time will make your hands tired. At this time, the lazy bedside bracket will help you. How many things can a dozen dollars solve? Is happiness full? Free your hands to avoid neck pain.

Another memory killer:

Nintendo's gameboy was what every boy wanted when he was a child, but at that time, gameboy was a luxury of several hundred dollars, which was beyond his reach. The greatest pleasure when I was a child was watching others play and watching by myself. If a friend has a good relationship with you and lends you some time, you will really play all day.

When I grew up, I found that it was no longer popular, and the manufacturer had stopped production. However, omnipotent Taobao can help you. There are many original and renovated ones on Taobao. Meet the extravagant demands of childhood.

Universal Taobao!

As a poor little doctor, Taobao simply saved my life, okay? !

Are the handles of doors and drawers broken? Search on Taobao and buy one for another!

The ignition period of the gas stove at home is broken and the flame is extremely unstable. Changing the gas stove is very expensive! Never mind, go to Taobao!

The button of this dress has come off. Should the whole dress be reimbursed? No, no, no. I won't give up!

Search on Taobao and buy a button to wear!

Is the oily pen in the pocket of the white coat leaking? It doesn't matter, search on Taobao, and the white coat will be clean from now on!

the list goes on ...

(The pictures are all from Taobao)

My experience tells me that when you really can't find what you want to buy locally, then you must try Taobao and tell me a few cases.

1 20 15 watching TV at home suddenly restarted automatically, and then the TV stayed in the setting interface and switched on and off several times. Then I called the customer service. Second, someone came to see that a module on the motherboard was broken down by current. I asked if it was a little expensive to change the motherboard. I didn't even ask the repairman to search Taobao at night. Sure enough, there are professional TV repairers. The shopkeeper asked me to take down the motherboard and send it to him. With the mentality of giving it a try, I dismantled the motherboard and sent it myself. Three days later, the boss said that I would add 100 yuan for postage. One day I came back and installed it. It's really great. I saw the TV set of 20 12 on 20 18.

The first summer after I changed my new house at home, the floor drain smelled terrible. I went to the worker and said that it was not cheap to replace the floor drain and repair it again. I went to Taobao to have a look. Really found an artifact, silica gel floor drain core, which does not affect the water outlet and isolate the odor. The most important thing is 10 yuan, which is really useful. There is no smell at all.

3 A button on the toilet lid at home is broken. I went to the largest local building materials market and couldn't find more than 10. They all told me to replace the toilet lid together, otherwise there would be no toilet lid. A group of profiteers found a shop on Taobao, 15 yuan, and bought it by post, which solved my big problem very well.

Finally, I want to say that I have bought a lot of things in Taobao over the years, and I have also bought artifacts with pits. My experience tells me that shopping mentality is very important. When you feel like you're in a pit, you should be a little pushy. Don't try to spend a little money on something of great value, as long as it meets your needs.

One day, I was greedy and suddenly remembered the lucky instant noodles I ate as a child! This kind of instant noodles was often eaten when I was a child, so I thought I could buy it everywhere.

Unexpectedly, I ran all over the shops and supermarkets in Hangzhou and didn't find such noodles. The boss of the canteen downstairs told me with a stupid face: I have never heard of this brand!

A search on the Internet shows that only Anhui has lucky noodles!

But I really wanted to eat lucky noodles at that time, and there was really no way out. I complained in Weibo and Hangzhou that I didn't have the instant noodles I wanted. As a result, a classmate suddenly said to me: You can visit Taobao!

Then that dark night of that month, I was in Hangzhou, and I could eat thousands of kinds of delicious food as soon as I got downstairs. Suddenly I remembered the taste in my childhood memory, so I opened the omnipotent Taobao and entered: lucky instant noodles.

Actually, naturally, actually, yes! ! ! ! ! Looking at the comments, many people are talking about the taste of memory. They placed an order quickly, and it was sent from Lu 'an, Anhui in less than two days! ! !

Magic Taobao!

Finally, I wish everyone can find the taste of missing their hometown on Taobao! ! !

I lost my access card when renting a house. When I went to the property to reissue it, I was told that I had to pay 50 yuan to get one. The reason is that each household can only reissue 8 cards at most, which has been used up by former tenants and current tenants. I couldn't help thinking of Taobao when I wanted to pay 50 yuan for a replacement. Yes, it is the omnipotent Taobao. Sure enough, Taobao didn't let me down. There are all kinds of elevator cards, access cards and underground garage cards. Usually you send the card to others, make a few copies for you and send it back. I felt it was too slow, so I bought an ic card Replicator directly. 100. It really works when you buy it. I copied a few copies myself, and also helped other people in the suite copy a few copies, telling them to ask me to copy them for free. I also bought cards of various shapes. Every time I brush the elevator door or access control, I have to be careful not to be seen by others that my card is different from others'. Although I spent a little more money, I really feel a sense of accomplishment, especially my little sister who lives next door looks incredible and thinks Taobao is really amazing.

This is the thing! I gave it to the dog owner when I bought dog food.

Here I want to give you Amway, yes, people. Believe me, if you haven't tried, you must try. Taobao is three yuan cheaper and ten yuan more expensive, so you will open a new door!

This is used to massage the head. When it was first used in huskies, it showed an unprecedented expression. I didn't know it could be used by people. Until one day, I was having fun at home, and my little nephew put this thing on my head behind my back. Comrades, it feels like an electric shock Scalp numbness, comrades! Goose bumps all over, and suddenly my stone is empty! This thing is poisonous! From then on, we take turns to massage each other with head massage claws every day. Believe me, this thing feels more when someone else makes it for you than when you make it yourself!

Later, I went back to school on holiday and took this head massage to school. When my roommate wasn't looking, I picked up one and put it on her head. She screamed, "What is this?" ! ! What is this! ! ! "Then the whole dormitory is playing high, screaming constantly. Now when the massage claw touches the scalp, the whole person is still numb!

Moreover, you can also divergent thinking. You know, high-speed traffic jams are all passenger flows. Comrades, don't you want to wholesale 100 yuan 10 yuan one? The sales strategy is to get together in traffic jams and can't help but say, "Hey, I'll try it for you!" " Press-

People just "Yi" and bought it with a trembling voice.

Besides, this thing is electric! ! !

Mouse inch by inch, 12 I am in Beijing. My ie3.0 mouse has a double-click problem. At that time, I looked it up on the Internet, and people said it would be nice to change the micro motion. Zhongguancun was also a gathering place for profiteers at that time. I just went for a walk. I haven't found anything to sell for hours. I really didn't hire anyone to repair it. He changed my left and right keys slightly and charged me 50 yuan. . . . . I didn't know at the time. I thought he gave me a new one. Test it. No problem. Less than a day later, I went back and double-clicked with another key, and I realized that this was a fucking fool. Then I searched it on Taobao. . 1.50 each. I bought 10 directly, and changed it every 2 or 3 years on average. Go to the shop where the mobile phone is repaired. Give it to him 10 yuan and change it for me. They are familiar with circuit boards.