English funny drama scripts with translation are urgently needed.

Liu Lanzhi lunch (lforshort)

Johnny's mother (jmforshort)

Mother Liu's mother for lunch (lmforshort)

The mayor's son, the mayor's son

Thief (abandc)

Preface Preface

J was beaten and ran onto the stage, and a roll of paper tube was smashed inside. J was hit by embarrassment)

Everyone says I am afraid of my wife, but in fact, I am a strong tiger.

The wife is Wu Song.

Everyone says I'm afraid of my wife, but I'm actually a tiger. My wife is Song Wu.

(Pointing at the stage door loudly) I'm not afraid of you!

I am not afraid of you!

(A washbasin is thrown out, and J catches it as a shield to protect his head) Then, who am I afraid of! My wife Renzi is the most famous woman in the neighborhood. She is braver, smarter and stronger than me. I don't care about all this. I just hope she is gentler than me. But she's not! Having such a wife is like living in hell!

Who's afraid of who! My wife is the most famous in the neighborhood. She is braver, smarter and stronger than me. I don't care about that either. I just think she should be gentle with me, but she doesn't know how to be gentle! Having such a wife is like living in hell!

(another roll of paper tube hit inside, hitting J)

Oh, my God! Who can help me? (below)

Translation: Oh, my God! Who will help me?

First act

(At the end of the opening remarks, jm made a wiretap)

Jm (on crutches): I can!

(Inside) Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?

L (jumping out of the door with apron and spatula): I'm coming! What's the matter, mom?

I have repeatedly told you that you should call me "my most beautiful, elegant and dearest mother-in-law".

All right. My most beautiful, elegant and dearest mother-in-law, how are you?

Ever since you married my son, you have become very bad. You become so rude, so rude, so.

Lazy.

But ...

Never interrupt me!

Never interrupt me! I have been working hard since I married your son, that terrible Johnny.

All day, cooking and washing clothes. I raise thousands of pigs, ducks and chickens.

And ...

But everything you do is not as valuable as a grandson!

L (angrily waving a spatula): Oh, you want a grandson, don't you? Ask your son. I'm leaving! (tear off the apron and throw it in jm's face, down)

Act ii

(lm is sitting on the stage knitting a sweater, and L is holding a spatula)

Mom, I'm home!

Lm: You're back? Why? What happened?

L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful, elegant and dear mother-in-law.

Lm (surprised, but then gloating): Look! I already told you! When you insist

Marry that terrible Johnny. I told you he was ugly, stupid and poor, but you wouldn't listen.

For me. Look at yourself ...

But, mom ...

Never interrupt me!

Mom, I'm not bothering you. I just want to tell you that you are always right, okay? and

I'll marry whoever you want me to marry.

Lm (exultation): Good girl! I met the mayor's son in the market just now. He said, "If your daughter

I have never been married, and I really really want to marry her! "Now that you are free again, I have to go.

Tell him. (below)

L (stunned): What? Mayor's son? The most famous playboy in the neighborhood? (pot in hand)

What a stupid thing I did! (below)

Act iii

(j is sleepy)

J (walking): Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks?

(takes a few steps and picks up socks on the ground) Here it is! (Smell) Ugh! It stinks! They are still dirty!

(Suddenly remembering) Lunch is gone! I have to wash it myself.

(His stomach seems to growl) Gee, I'm so hungry! But there is no breakfast! Pick up the fence on the ground.

This is what I always wear for lunch! I miss her very much, and her excellent cooking! at present

She left. I have to cook for my mother and myself.

Jm (I): Where's my breakfast? Where's Si Long Cheech? Hasn't she got up yet?

Mom, don't you remember? Lunch is gone!

(pause) Well, tell you what, Johnny, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is ice.

Girl, go and bring her back!

J (saluting at attention): Yes, madam!

Act IV

(J is walking happily when three robbers suddenly jump out)

Hey, you! Stop and listen to us!

I built the road! (Lift one's foot and step heavily on a big stone)

I also planted a tree! (also stepping on the same stone)

C: If you want to walk this street-(I want to step on the stone, but I stepped on A's foot)

Ab & ampc: Give us all your money!

J (search every pocket and take out 1 dime): 1 is it enough?

Three robbers fainted, and then three people got together to discuss.

A: What bad luck! This guy is broken!

If we don't get the money today, we won't have anything to eat tonight!

I heard that the mayor's son will marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next month. We can go and have a look

Grab the wedding!

A & Good idea!

J (surprised): What? What? Getting married at lunch? It's impossible!

Ab & C: Why? A beautiful girl and a rich man, what a good couple!

But lunch is my wife! We're not divorced yet!

(Suddenly had an idea) I have an idea! You're going to rob the wedding, aren't you? What the hell

With you. You take the money, I take the bride.

Do you have any experience?

No. But I have this! J takes off his shoes and takes out a check, the name is $65,438+0,000,000.

Act v

It is time for the wedding in a blink of an eye. Ms is happily holding the bride of HongLing, and J is reluctantly pulling the red yarn onto the stage. )

(J and three robbers jump into Taichung)

Abc&, you! Stop and listen to us!

A: I built the road!

I also planted a tree.

C: If you want to cross this street-

J: Give us all your money!

(l hears J's voice and lifts the veil)

L (full of surprises): Johnny! (desperate to run to J and hide behind him)

(ms is furious and punches J. J. to hide short, and Ms. L fainted after hitting J. L. )

J (flew into a rage): How dare you hit my wife! (Punching holes in milliseconds)

(J wrestles with ms, jm, knocks ms out with a cane)

(j) Tear off the groom's sign on the lady's chest and put it on her chest)

J (holding L, asking with concern): How are you, dear?

L (crying): I'm in pain!

J: Stop crying, baby. I'll get the medicine. (below)

L (getting up and chasing): Wait for me! (Running downward)