There is a joke to the effect that 100 people and a dog died, but people only asked about one dog. How exactly?

1. Who will get old soon in the world?

Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife.

2. How much is a married heart worth?

Answer: 1 100 million. Because we are single-minded.

3. How much does it cost to go out during the COVID-19 epidemic?

Answer: 40 million. Because during the epidemic, don't go out without' things'.

The exam is coming. What books can't I read?

Answer: Encyclopedia (lose all encyclopedias).

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would anyone want to commit suicide today?

Answer: Take a place in heaven first.

6. What are cloth and wine afraid of?

A: Cloth is (not) afraid of 10,000, and wine is (just) afraid of 1000.

7. What's the pencil's surname?

A: Small, because it's called sharpening (small) pencils.

8. If Kirin goes to the North Pole, what shall we call him?

Answer: Ice Kirin. Because it's called ice cream.

9. From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which one is the laziest?

Answer: 1 laziest; 2 the most diligent. Because 1 won't stop doing it.

10. How can a sparrow be quiet?

Answer: Just press it. Because crows are silent.