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Humorous jokes, are there any jokes about losing weight?

I am engaged in the slimming industry, QQ is 1954-833-69, and I often browse Taobao's Q&A, and I can meet funny questions and answers from time to time. Now I will intercept and sort it out and share it with you. * * * Let us be happy! Haha Q&A 1: Q: I use a treadmill to keep fit and lose weight. How can I use the treadmill reasonably and lose weight faster? A: Run on the treadmill and lose weight quickly! Question 2: Q: I don't eat breakfast or dinner, but I only eat lunch, but I still can't lose weight. Can someone give me some advice? A: The expert said: I won't eat lunch, and I will definitely cut it down! Question 3: Q: I don't like sports, I can't stand the pain of dieting, and I don't want to take diet pills. Is there any way to reduce it? A: Yes! Hold on to your dream, and it will come true! Q&A 4: Q: My stomach is a little fat. Who can make it disappear in two days? A: Yes, it doesn't take 2 days, but 1 day is enough. Buy a piece of black cloth, make a black Chinese-style chest covering and put it on at once! Q&A 5: Q: I have been eating fruit and drinking water for five consecutive days. I am not thin, but I am fat. Who knows why? A: Edema. Q&A 6: Q: Why have I lost 16 kg and my appearance has not changed much? . . . . A: The elephant has lost 26 pounds and its appearance has not changed much. Q&A 7: Q: How can I lose the fat on my chest? Are you a man or a woman? If it's a woman, it doesn't need to be reduced. Q&A 8: Q: Kneeling for a strict and effective weight loss plan is in urgent need of weight loss! Answer: get up, I have no good ideas for the time being! Losing weight jokes are constantly being collected and updated to make everyone happy and make losing weight a relaxed and happy thing. I will be relaxed and happy on the way to lose weight with you, haha. Welcome friends to provide me with more such slimming jokes and communicate with me at any time.