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30 Xiehouyu
Boil the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.
Crazy girl telling jokes-laugh and laugh.
Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.
The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.
A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-lascivious 0
The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.
Ask your sister-in-law for company-it's not easy to be careful.
The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.
The mouse fell into the water tank-Fashion (Wet Hair) 2
Han Xiangzi plays the flute-Extraordinary 5
Yellow mud fell into the crotch-not something (shit) but something (shit) 6
The yellow dog's head came out of the corner-scratching his head (sheep) 5
Weasel foraging-Play it by ear (chicken) 5
Weasel hair-can't fart.
The mouse is biting the ball-the guest is angry.
The monk temple faces the nun-you don't have to do anything.
Monk's wooden fish-from ear to ear 1
Gnashing one's teeth-shameless (toothless) 2
Drinking rice soup-shameless (obscene) 0
Look in the mirror with your mouth open-make a fool of yourself.
Two sisters compete for money -Biff (rich) 0
Beggars are addicted to cigarettes-hate (smoking) 0
Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.
The dumpling skin is too thin-it is inevitable to expose the stuffing.
Beijing opera moves-rub it slowly.
Candle of fire-soft and not drooping 1
Say the horse is swollen when you see a camel-it's rare and strange.
Back pain, chest patch-regardless of future trouble.
Selling flutes on the street-bragging 1
Black and white-black and white
The mouse crossed the street-everyone was shouting.
Zhang Er monk-scratching their heads.
Arabic numerals are divided into eight characters-zero to zero drinking water according to the cow's head-reluctant.
Grandpa ate coptis chinensis-bitter also pecked rice according to the head of a chicken-for nothing.
Dou became emperor-the weak and incompetent dwarf gave him a push-and his hand was not high.
A Dou's country-free from short climbs-cheap.
The lookout under the chopping board-taking medicine according to the old prescription if you can't fly-is still the same.
A nun in buddhist nun-no luck (husband) getting whipped and no stick-eating soft and not eating hard.
The short man rode a big horse-he was caught in a dilemma and secretly boxed-and played blindly for a while.
The dwarf sat in Gordon-trapped in a dark room-sad.
The dwarf sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach An Lushan's hair-and leaned back.
Shorty fart-humble chopping bones on the chopping board-simply.
The dwarf goes up the stairs-the frog on the shore rises step by step-and jumps at the touch.
Dig seeds by gourd-dig dogs with a stick-flustered
Head into the fire resistance-hold your breath.
Wear shoes in the palm of your hand-this won't work; I can't get past the plucked phoenix-it's not as good as a chicken.
Banana blossoms-one heart; Get together and put your face in your crotch-gross.
The banana leaves on the bird's nest-farewell my concubine-why not; have no choice but to
Bala's eyes are covered with sores-bad to a white beauty-human face and ghost heart.
The flagpole erected 800 years ago-white old bachelor, speaking human words-is a confusing myth.
Eight old fists-three orders and five applications (stretching) white wax to make osmanthus-are not right at all.
Eight crooked necks sat at a table-no one looked straight at the fox with a pointed tail-an old fox.
The 80-year-old man blew the lamp-he couldn't breathe; Out of breath, White Snake meets Xu Xian-a thousand miles of marriage.
Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers; It can look forward to the moon during the day-don't think about it; Don't think; Never expect it
The Eight Immortals entered the palace-it is difficult to ask department stores to sell suits-one set at a time.
The moon is the same on August 15th every year. Aboveboard, one hundred catties can be carried on one's shoulders, but one or two pens can't carry it-a lout.
Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th-different millions of heroes go down to the south of the Yangtze River-enlightens people.
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