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My first composition
Haibao's arms are very long. One hand is raised and the other hand is put down, which adds some beauty to his blue body, but it is so proud! It seems that it can't stand jokes and its mouth is crooked. It smiled so treacherously and so "hard" that it could never return to its former mouth image.
Not to mention that you may not know it, it is also a kind of speaker! Haibao has a zipper on the back. As soon as the zipper is pulled, there is a wire inside. It can be inserted into the main box of walkman, mp3, mp4 and home computer. It is suitable for children to listen at close range, and can be used as a cushion or pillow to let us fall asleep with music. How's it going? Not bad, huh?
This Haibao speaker and I have many stories! But every time it makes me happy, it makes me happy, it also makes me face many difficulties and gives me fighting spirit and courage.
Just pick the most common one! That day, when I came back from school, I began to do my Chinese homework. When I finished my Chinese, I happily opened my math book and simply read it for the first time-"It's too difficult!" " I can't help screaming. I thought for a long time and drew for a long time, but I still couldn't draw it. I am in a hurry. Just when the computer was turned on, I plugged the cable of Haibao speaker into the main chassis, heard a song called Struggle, and saw Haibao grinning like that, as if to say in a sarcastic tone, "You are a math class representative who can't even do math problems, so I chose you for nothing!" I cheered up at once, read the problem carefully and finally solved it.
This is my favorite item-Haibao speaker.
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