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A very realistic and philosophical sentence about life: The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

1. When I was young, even my sentimentality was shocking. As I grew up, I learned that the more painful it was, the calmer it became. The more miserable you are, the more silent you remain. Growing up is putting your crying on silent mode.

2. There is love and infatuation in life, and this hatred has nothing to do with the wind and the moon.

3. When a person is not on the same frequency as you at all, even if every word you say makes sense, he will not listen. And the more reasonable you say, the more annoying he will find you.

4. Sometimes what we need is not comfort, but a slap. Some people appear in your life just to tell you: You are so easy to lie!

5. When you were born, you were crying and the people around you were smiling; when you passed away, you were smiling and the people around you were crying.

6. I was very negative, but Tai said he didn’t have time to come.

7. All efforts will not be completely in vain. No matter how much time and energy you put in, you are accumulating for the future. Nothing in the world is fair except time. Whether you are lazy or hardworking, time will give the result.

8. Don’t think that people you can’t let go of will also be unable to let you go. Fish will die without water, but water without fish will be clearer.

9. My recent work has not been outstanding, my performance has not been outstanding, and my lumbar intervertebral disc has been slightly herniated.

10. Every time you say goodbye, it’s best to be a little more forceful. One more word may be the last sentence; one more look may be the last look.

11. Don’t be too nice to one person, because you will eventually find that after a long time, that person will get used to it, and then take everything you do as a matter of course.

12. Life is like toilet paper, use it as little as possible.

13. A person is happy in front of you, but he may not be happy behind closed doors. No one has an easy life. You don’t have to understand others, but please respect them.

14. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

15. Do all the bad things you can do while you are young. There are only a few years left.

16. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

17. Later I realized that in order to live a simple, comfortable and free life, the prerequisite is still to earn enough money to make you feel at ease. This world is real, and you can only make it soft with your efforts and self.

18. We always comfort others like wise men, but torture ourselves like fools. Many times, we are the ones who have trouble with ourselves.

19. Never overestimate your status in the hearts of others. In fact, you are nothing. Don’t regard yourself as irreplaceable. One more of you is not more, and one less of you is not less. .

When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

21. There is no perfect thing and no perfect person. The key is to know what you want. If you get what you want, you will lose another part. If you want everything, you will get nothing.

22. People cannot be idle. When they are idle, they will think too much, and when they are idle, they will be overflowing with emotions. The so-called pretentiousness, emptiness, loneliness and coldness are all due to laziness and degeneracy.

23. Time changes everything, and everything changes us. What I couldn't stand before is now used to it; what I once wanted very much is no longer needed; what was very persistent at first is now free and easy.

Twenty-four, the weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

25. The important thing in life is not where you stand, but the direction you are facing.

26. There are some things that we know are wrong, but we still have to persist because we are not willing to give up; there are some people that we know that we love, but we have to give up because there is no ending; there are Sometimes, we know that there is no way out, but we still move forward because we are used to it. .

27. Waiting for your concern, waiting until I close my heart.

28. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

29. The road of life must be difficult or easy; the love in the world will always be cold or warm. Don't cry tired, because no one will share the burden for you; don't say bitter, because no one will taste it for you; don't be weak, because no one will be strong for you.

Thirty. Some pain should only be hidden in the heart. Some bitterness only remains on the road of memories. It’s good that you know the difficult process. There is no need to show your pain to others. What others see is just the excitement, and you are the only one who is heartbroken.

31. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect, then keep at a safe distance!

32. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there. Real life insights and philosophy

1. No matter what happened in the past, you have to believe that the best is yet to come.

2. No matter how good you are, you have to meet someone who knows what you need; no matter how hard you work, you have to meet someone who is grateful!

3. There are two roads in life: one is walked with the heart, which is called dream; the other is walked with feet, which is called reality.

4. Hold on to your dreams tightly. If your dreams die, life will be like a bird that has broken wings and can no longer fly.

5. When someone says you have changed, it is just because you no longer live in the way they are used to.

6. On the way to realize your ideal, you must eliminate all interference, especially the beautiful temptations.

7. Don’t be afraid of loneliness. Later you will find that there are many beautiful and unforgettable times in life, mostly when you are alone with yourself.

8. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh to close people. If you change this bad habit, the world will be peaceful.

9. It is difficult to reconcile everyone's opinions. You can never satisfy everyone's appetite. Smart people will guide everyone to follow their own feelings instead of letting themselves follow others.

10. Important things are often the hardest to talk about, because words will reduce their importance; it is not easy to make strangers care about the good things in your life.

11. The best years of youth are recorded on test papers that smell of ink. Page by page, pushing life in the geometric auxiliary lines, I become different from yesterday day by day. people.

12. An eminent monk told me that Tathagata does not live in the Western Paradise. He lives in the hearts of each of us. Worshiping Buddha is not as good as worshiping yourself. Many searches in life do not lie in thousands of mountains and rivers, but in what is close at hand.

13. Although it is difficult to give up, it is better than rubbing salt on the wound all day long; although it is painful to forget, it is better than being surrounded by loneliness alone. Learn to look away and dig a hole to bury the sad emotions; try to let go and digest the pain in your heart with tears!

14. Cheap things are only happy the moment you buy them, but you will never be happy when you use them. Good quality items make you feel distressed the moment you give them money, and you feel happy every day when you use them. It feels very worthwhile.

15. Meeting people is a kind of fate; getting along with others is a matter of sincerity. Bosom friend is understanding and tacit understanding; bosom friend is deep friendship and familiarity. In this world, don't talk about who is sorry to whom. There are only many people who don't know how to cherish.

16. In the same way, the words you say (or the words you write) should also be consciously and carefully chosen. Like your actions, your words (written words) can have a profound impact on your life and the lives of those around you.

17. In a person’s life, one forgets time, existence, and the past that has not been forgotten. A person has an inexplicable sense of security, but also an inexplicable loneliness. I was not used to it before, but I gradually got used to it. Only you can understand a person's excitement and helplessness.

18. Do whatever others ask you to do, and you will eventually become a coolie. Appear when others need you, disappear when others don't need you, and you will slowly lose yourself. The biggest problem in life is not to say no. Only by saying no can you get it, know how to say no, and live without entanglement.

19. True love is the longest in the world. I hope to have it forever. There are few close friends in my life. Having you is enough. There are always some days in a year that are hard to forget, and there are always some people in life that you cherish the most. From winter to spring, from stranger to familiar. Although I can't greet you all the time, I will always think about it.

20. A man is more like a child. No matter how strong he looks, he is still fragile on the inside. Even if he cannot share his worries and pain, he still needs to know how to encourage and care when he is not firm enough. They are not invincible, and their weaknesses also need a place to rest.

21. Life is a journey. The mountains and rivers we have traveled are all scenery; the joy we have tasted is all happiness. Put a touch of Zen into the ink, look at the vicissitudes of life with the free and easy smile of the wind; look at the past with the elegance and lightness of the clouds; express life with indifference; use the peaceful and verdant time, through the time between the fingers, watch the passing fireworks indifferently, and savor the tranquility of the years.

22. Bai Juyi said that the way to deal with others is nothing more than to judge your heart with your heart and your body with your body. If you want to be valued, you must value others first. Truly educated people are very generous and sincere, because they think what others think: they can remember everyone's name, treat everyone with care, discover your shining points and praise them.

23. The best appearance of a person is probably to be calmer, to accept all of one's weaknesses calmly, to no longer be anxious about how others are doing, and to be able to maintain a rhythm even when no one can see you. You may walk slowly in this way, but you will walk more solidly than anyone else. You don’t have to be afraid of missing the mark or walking on someone else’s track.

24. Many times, when we make ourselves better, the problems that trouble you will naturally be solved. Therefore, don’t focus your emotions on those useless and temporarily unsolvable things. Focus on how to make yourself better and take a longer view. When you become stronger, everything will naturally change.

25. With real efforts, you don’t have time to impress yourself. You just need to persist with your heart and never give up. I am tired of the same life. I always feel that I can live differently than now, but I have never made any efforts to change. Many times, the so-called good luck does not fall from the sky when you stand there with your hands spread out. The harder you work, the easier it is for it to find you.

26. This is the most easily overlooked item. I often hear people say this: I don’t have a high degree of education or experience, so I just have a job! It's easy to say something like this, but it's ridiculous in the extreme. This is just an excuse for you to avoid responsibility. You choose your job, not your job. Whether you stay or go is your own choice.

27. If life is a first encounter, in the prime of life, I will have a rouge drunkenness with you, and we will not stop until we get drunk. Love is like a revolving door. When we find an entrance, there must be an exit waiting for us. There will be people passing by one after another. No matter who you love, they will gradually drift apart. In the end, the only person who will accompany you forever is some vague stranger.

28. In life, there are always some people who come peacefully, wait quietly, and never leave. There are also some people who are as strong as wine and crazy as drunk, but they wake up and are nowhere to be found, coming and going. They are all like the wind, and there is no trace of dreams. The relationship is deep and shallow, like this: countless encounters, countless partings, a lot of sadness, maybe reluctance, maybe expectation, maybe helplessness, and finally realized that it is better to stay humble and keep a pure heart, and smile calmly.

29. If you can find a reason to be sad, you will also be able to find a reason to be happy; those who know how to let go will find relaxation; those who know how to forget will find freedom; those who know how to care for will find friends; those who know how to cherish will find a reason to be happy. happiness! It is impossible to experience the wind and waves of the sea while keeping the calmness of the river; to climb the dangerous peaks with infinite scenery and walk on the flat and comfortable plains.

30. The fox found a chicken coop, but was too fat to get through the fence of the chicken coop. So after three days of hunger, he finally entered the chicken coop, but he couldn't get out after a full meal, so he had to starve for three more days before he could escape. Isn't life like this? ! Come naked and leave naked, no one can take away the wealth and fame of a lifetime of business. Therefore, we must learn to work happily, enjoy life, and relax.

31. Living is a state of life. Loneliness is an attitude towards life.

What kind of past we give ourselves will bring us back to what kind of tomorrow? For those of us who are confused, life is a falsehood, as depressing as stagnant water. However, as long as we are willing to be with time, time will precipitate the pain and joy of the past for us, and the four seasons will filter the sorrow and joy for us.

32. Stay up late at night, and stop scrolling back and forth on your phone while lying in bed. The more you scroll, the lonelier you will feel. If you have a bad stomach, eat less chilli, cold drinks, and overheated food. If you have a body that is easy to gain weight, you will have trouble keeping your mouth shut. Exercise, and read a book when you are alone. Good things are worth spending time, so no matter how hard you work now, don’t give up. Think about how long you have persisted to get here. It’s been another year and no one has come to hold you. Hands, please take care of yourself.

33. Weaknesses of human nature. We can often forgive people who make mistakes all the time, but we cannot forgive people who make mistakes once in a while; people who never say nice things to you, but occasionally a nice word will make you excited. It’s endless; someone who is accustomed to saying nice things to you will make you extremely angry with an occasional bad word; someone who invites you to a meal will make you excited and cherish you for a long time; someone who takes care of your food all your life, you take it for granted. Turn a blind eye.

34. The most difficult thing to see clearly in this world is the human heart. It’s up to you to figure it out and guess. There will always be times when you can’t see through it. The hardest thing to grasp in this world is the feelings. Whatever you care about, you should cherish it. , there are also friends you can’t keep. No amount of elaboration can withstand the test of time; no amount of explanation is redundant in the face of facts. You have to go through some things before you can see some people clearly; you have to see some people clearly before you can understand some emotions.

35. Life has its own rules, and life has its own limits. We cannot control our destiny, but we can control ourselves. We do not seek a glorious life, but a life without regrets. Happiness is a state, and happiness is a pursuit. Only those who have passed through can know whether it is short or long; only those who have experienced it can know whether it is joyful or sad; only those who have tasted it can know whether it is true or false. You can give up anything, but you can't give up your inner sincerity; you can lose anything, but you can't lose your conscience.

36. Two very realistic life insights about women’s sense of security

Some people say that there are some things that we cannot understand when we are young. No longer young. Yes, there are too many uncertainties in the road we want to take. A piece of advice from others, a fleeting thought of our own, and occasional gains and losses will all change the direction of our destiny at any moment. Be more tolerant, be more generous, wave your sleeves, and don’t take away a cloud; smile, and all unpleasantness will become a thing of the past.

There will be dissatisfaction in life, unhappiness in work, and unhappiness in relationships. It is inevitable that there will be regrets in a person's life. I always want to get my wish, but there are so many big disappointments; I always want to devote myself wholeheartedly, but what I get is reserved. Those who are envious cannot have them, those who are concerned cannot stay together, those who want to give up but are unwilling to let go, those who want to forget but are used to looking back. In fact, a life without regrets is not life.

In ordinary days, life is a kind of understanding, a kind of perception, and a kind of pursuit. Whether our days are pleasant or unpleasant, we all have personal experience and unique feelings about life. Maybe there have been efforts and setbacks in the past, but no matter what, I have my own understanding and understanding of the present. We all want to improve our lives and achieve happiness through hard work. No matter whether we can achieve it or not, we are willing to pursue it. This is how life is.

Life is not easy for anyone. Happiness is generally the same, but pain varies greatly. I looked down on it, let it go, thought about it, suddenly felt relieved, smiled, and just like that, the day passed. As long as there are no regrets on this day, then this day will be wonderful and meaningful. There is no perfect thing and no perfect person in the world. Life is made up of regrets or surprises. Don't ask for perfection, just ask for everything to have a beginning and an end.

We have been reading, writing, and comprehending all our lives. No matter how smart we are, we still suffer from losses. People are awakening all their lives. No matter how calm they are, they still have regrets. The world is big and individuals are small, so there is no need to take some things so seriously. We are already suffering and tired from the hard life, so there is no need to blame ourselves. Everything in life will not go your way, so why force yourself. Try your best, no matter what the outcome is.

When you feel wronged, tell yourself not to be sad, that’s how things are in the world. This happens to everyone. It is common to be misunderstood and criticized. Life is like this, we cannot make exceptions, and we cannot make exceptions.

I was silent when I felt wronged, and smiled slightly when I misunderstood. Let time calm down and fade away, I believe everyone will understand. Bearing grievances is a kind of mind, accepting misunderstandings is a kind of heart, and living a free and generous life is also a kind of open-minded and beautiful feelings.

We all have to go through life whether it is difficult or not, whether we are happy or unhappy, we control the rhythm of life ourselves. Don’t be too fast, too fast will make you tired; don’t be too slow, too slow is a waste of time. . As time goes by, it flows naturally like a stream, going to one place and looking at the scenery. You don’t need too much desire. If your heart yearns for it, just move forward; if you feel tired, just take a nap. Wherever the soul walks, there is no resentment, no regret, and no hesitation. After all, there is a unique beauty in right and wrong, gain and loss.

Care less and be more tolerant. The stage of life is not big and does not allow us to keep rushing forward. Give yourself a reason to relax, don't let too many burdens starve your soul; give yourself a way to relax, don't let too many trivial things mess up your calm mind. Learn to let go and face everything with a smile; walk your own path; describe your own scenery; life is not that complicated. When you are alive, you must feel at ease; there are not so many ties in life; when you love, you must have something to rely on; there are not so many things in life. If you care about things, you should walk with a clear conscience.

The years are getting older every day. Don’t keep your confusion in your heart. Be kind to life and be tolerant to life. All the dissatisfaction you complain about now will be nostalgia many years later. Some people just turn a blind eye to some things if they don't like it. Some people pretend to be confused if they can't figure it out. Some people are reasonable and just let nature take its course if they can't figure it out. Days are like a cup of tea, savored leisurely one bite at a time. The most comfortable thing is the light taste. After understanding the years and tasting the world of mortals, you will find that the joy of life is to look down on it. Classic philosophical sentences about life that are very realistic (50 items)

1. If you take a step forward, no matter how long the road is, it will be difficult to reach; if you stand still, no matter how short the road is, it will be difficult to reach.

2. The weak have only thousands of difficulties, but the brave can overcome thorns and thorns; the fool can only lament, but the wise have thousands of roads.

3. It is best to have a gathering every week, whether it is with family members or friends or colleagues, there will always be gains from communication.

4. Be patient when listening to others. No matter how unwilling to listen, don’t interrupt what others are saying. Maybe you can learn a lesson from what others are saying.

5. Traveling is not only about speed, but also whether it can be sustained; progress is not only about speed, but also whether it can maintain the right direction.

6. Be a loyal messenger of marriage, always be ready to enter the marriage hall, and be well prepared to be a good husband, wife and mother.

7. Speak less when you are not in harmony, otherwise you will miss something; do not do anything when your heart is not in your favor, otherwise you will fail.

8. If you want to transform the world, you must first transform yourself; if you want to achieve your career, you must first work hard on yourself; if you want to reach the top successfully, you must first climb hard.

9. Beautiful women may be devils, but ugly women may be angels. God is always fair, don’t judge people by their appearance.

10. I know the result, but I still feel unwilling to lose to you.

11. Drink less wine to stimulate your appetite. Don't worry about the consequences. Smoking can damage the lungs. Tea, drink more to reduce fire. Just say as little as possible. As a human being, obscurity is the most valuable thing.

12. Exercise makes people full of vitality, music makes people full of romance and joy, and thinking makes people full of wisdom and reason.

13. It turns out that as long as people are separated, no matter how familiar they are, they will gradually become alienated.

14. Listen more to family arrangements, especially regarding marriage. Remember, family members will not harm you.

15. Communicate more with your parents, brothers and sisters. No matter what happens, just greet each other.

16. If you lose your love and still have a normal heart, it would be really sad if you still cry and make noises, drink and make trouble.

17. If you don’t have fun in your childhood, don’t learn as a teenager, don’t be determined as a youth, and don’t start a business in middle age, then your life will pass away as you grow old.

18. If rational analysis cannot support your decision, let your heart make the decision!

19. Life is not right or wrong, it is just a choice.

20. As the saying goes: The body is the capital of revolution, this is a famous saying for every generation.

21. The ups and downs are the richness of life, and red, orange, yellow and green are the beauty of life.

22. Take a step back, the sky is vast, and let your mind be at peace.

Twenty-three, the wine of love, if two people drink it, it will be nectar, if three people drink it, it will be sour vinegar. If you drink it casually, you will be poisoned.

24. There is no need to be angry or sad when others say something bad about us. There is no need to be happy if we say we are good. There is good among bad, and bad among good. It all depends on whether you can use it?

25. Those who sow with tears will surely reap with smiles.

26. Venus is beautiful in the eyes of optimists, disabled in the eyes of pessimists, and beautiful and disabled in the eyes of realists.

27. Women are like tea, which brings you a faint fragrance that you will never tire of, and brings you a faint feeling that you will never regret in your life.

28. Love well and live well. Remember, the sun is new every day, don’t let down the beautiful morning light.

Twenty-nine, share the worries of the world, be worried when you should be worried, don’t worry about the world unreasonably; enjoy the happiness of the world, be happy when you should be happy, and forget to return if you are happy.

Thirty. Money is like water. If you don’t have a little, you will die of thirst. If you have too much, you will drown.

31. There is no need to look back to see who is cursing you? If a mad dog bites you, do you have to lie down and bite him back?

32. Coming is accidental, leaving is inevitable. So you must, just go with the flow and go with the flow.

Thirty-three, crying is not because of weakness, but because of being strong for too long.

Thirty-four. Route is composed of "foot" and "each", so "everyone has his own way"; just because "everyone has his own way", everyone has his own success.

35. Mistakes are temporary regrets, while misses are permanent regrets!

Thirty-six. People who don’t take a shower will not smell good if they apply perfume. Fame and honor come from true talent and practical knowledge, and virtue comes naturally.

Thirty-seven. Don’t be greedy for unexpected wealth. Those who are content will always be happy.

38. Finding trouble for yourself is a diagnosis, looking for trouble for yourself is a training, analyzing yourself is a confidant, and ridiculing yourself is an encouragement!

Thirty-nine, there are only two kinds of women in the world, one is happy and the other is strong. The happy one does not need to be strong to be held in the palm of the hand, but the strong one has to be strong.

Forty. The more familiar someone is with you, the more they know where to poke you and it will hurt.

41. Those who praise us and praise us are not famous teachers. Those who can speak to us and instruct us are good teachers. Only with them can we make progress.

42. Relatives are like old cotton-padded clothes. Even if you have prickly heat, they will still cover you. Friends are like raincoats, wear them when needed and put them aside after use.

43. Spiritual conduct is the right way, thinking methods are right; goals and ambitions are right, action decisions are right; being strict with oneself is the right way, and being lenient towards others is right.

44. If you can let everything go, you will be a free person in the world.

45. It is better for you to accept your fate than to complain. For the unchangeable facts, you have no better way than to accept your fate.

46. If you appreciate yourself too much, you will not be able to discover the strengths of others; if you appreciate the strengths of others too much, you will not be able to see your own strengths.

47. When you are used to living a kind of life, then you will only live one day in your life; if you live a new life, then you will live a wonderful life every day.

48. Tolerance is the best gift to give to others. If you keep it to yourself, it will be the beginning of degeneration.

49. Choose good people to make friends with, choose good books to read, choose good words to listen to, and choose good deeds to follow.

50. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh to close people.