Jokes to make girls happy

Jokes and jokes to make girls happy

Jokes and jokes to make girls happy. Girls are easy to coax. As long as you make her happy, she can quickly forget unpleasant things. , as long as you master the method, you can make girls laugh all the time. Here is a list of jokes to make girls happy. If you are interested, take a look.

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1. One day, the cow posed a problem to the donkey. He asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was stupid. Mother's. The donkey racked his brains, but still couldn't answer. The cow scolded: What a stupid ass, men are on the left and women are on the right!

2. Seven years after graduation, I finally took on a big project, building a 30-meter chimney. The construction period was two months and the cost was 300,000 yuan, but it required an advance payment. It was finally completed at the end of last year. Today I went to inspect it, but I was scolded to death and didn't get any money. ! The drawings are wrong, they want to dig a well!

3. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and asked: What happened? Drunk Man: I don’t know. I just arrived.

4. The doctor asked the patient how he broke the bone. The patient said, "I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding on to the telephone pole." Someone was passing by and thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks!

5. The turtle was injured. Let the snail go buy medicine. 2 hours passed. The snail hasn't come back yet. The turtle got angry and cursed: If he doesn't come back, I will die! At this time, a snail's voice came from outside the door: "Don't tell me I won't go again!"

6. Someone raises a pig and abandons it because it is annoying. However, the pig knows its way back, and abandoning it several times has no effect. One day, he drove around many corners and abandoned the pig. He called his family late at night and asked, "Has the pig returned?" The answer was, "Yes!" He roared, "Let him answer the phone. I'm lost!" p> 7. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and the ants came out in large numbers and climbed onto the elephant one after another. The elephant shook itself and all the ants fell down. At this time, there was another one on the elephant's neck. , the fallen ant shouted "Strangle it to death"

8. One day in the computer class, a row of students' computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said: "Teacher, the computer crashed." Yes, our platoon is all dead. At this time, many classmates said: "We are also dead." At this time the teacher asked: "Who else is not dead?" Only one classmate stood up: "I'm not dead yet!" The teacher said strangely: "The whole class is dead, why don't you die?" "

9. Before a monkey eats peanuts, he has to stuff them into his butt and then take them out to eat. The administrator explained: Someone once fed him a peach, but the peach core couldn't be pulled out, and the monkey was scared. , now you must measure it before eating.

10. When I was a sophomore, all the girls in the dormitory liked Zhou Huajian’s songs, and a tape was borrowed by everyone. One day, the girl on the upper bunk. Question: Where is my Zhou Huajian? The girl on the lower bunk replied: There was silence for two seconds, and then they all fell on the bed. 2 jokes to make girls happy

1. You don’t. You know, my dear, if you don’t go crazy in depression, you will perish in depression. Can you, the kind-hearted person, have the heart to call me crazy or die? Just reply to this message and don’t torture the person who loves you the most. .

2. Honey, don’t forget to cover yourself with a quilt at night to save yourself from colds and sniffles; pay attention to the cold and warmth during the day, as it’s uncomfortable to catch a cold; don’t stay online for too long at night, so as not to miss out on time. Be relaxed, happy and healthy. Click.

3. I must live one minute longer than you, so that when you leave, let me hold your hand, just like when we sleep.

4. On the plane, the crow said to the flight attendant: Give me a glass of water! The pig learned the same thing: Give me a glass of water too! The flight attendant threw the pig and the crow out of the cabin, and the crow smiled and said to the pig: Silly. Right? I can fly!

5. Today I discovered: Why do we always feel that pain is greater than happiness, sadness is greater than joy, and sadness is greater than happiness.

It turns out that it is because we always regard things that do not belong to pain as pain; regard things that do not belong to sorrow as sorrow; regard things that do not belong to sorrow as sorrow; and regard things that should originally belong to joy, joy, and happiness. They are very bland and do not regard them as true joy, joy and happiness.

6. Silent thoughts are deep, and silent blessings are the most true. I miss you silently and inseparably. Silently caring about you forever in my heart, silently waiting to meet you again. Silently I miss you too deeply, too deeply.

7. We miss something every day. We don’t notice it when we miss it, but we regret it afterwards. My mother said that it is best not to miss two things: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply. people!

8. When the wind no longer chases the clouds, when the ice no longer turns into water, when the fire is no longer hot, when the stone is no longer hard, when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you...

9. I wish you, beautiful woman, that you have leisure in your busy life, you always have money in your pocket, you are surrounded by good people, your appearance will last forever, your bank balance only increases, your life goals keep moving forward, and the days get sweeter and sweeter, like this year after year. Year!

10. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the sky was too high! The angel wanted to give the dolphin a kiss, but the sea was too deep! I want to give you a hug, but it's too far! I can only send you a message and tell you gently: I miss you!

11. It is said that shooting stars respond to requests. I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is moved by me, carrying my thoughts and blessings, and lands on your sleeping pillow.

12. Give me a second and I will think of you. Give me a minute and I will care about you. Give me a whole day and I will miss you. Give me a lifetime and I will protect you. Send me a text message and I will say: I miss you!

13. I always miss you in my heart; I wonder where you are every day; I can’t bear to disturb you; I just miss you too much today; I send you a message to ask when I can see you; and by the way, I want to tell you; I only have you in my heart!

14. Sauvignon Blanc, the moon is cold at dawn, the wind is cold at night, lovers go back and forth alone during the festival, and Gu Yingzi feels sad. It's hard to see her, it's hard to think about her. I spend a long night sleeping with regret, asking if I have mercy on you.

15. We meet in the mortal world, we hold hands in the wind and rain, and we walk side by side in the waves. God has its own arrangements, let us treat this love well. Nasty love words