I laugh three times first! Hahaha! Couple jokes are coming.

I laugh three times first! Hahaha! Couple jokes are coming.

I laugh three times first! Hahaha! Couple jokes are coming!

1, the grandmother of the person I secretly loved passed away yesterday. She sent a Weibo, so sad. I wanted to send her a comment to comfort her to show my concern, but Nima accidentally clicked a compliment and suddenly felt that all the languages in the world were meaningless.

2. At 10 in the evening, my wife who was away on business called. The following is the dialogue! Daughter-in-law: Where are you? I'm at home. Daughter-in-law: Really at home? Didn't go out fooling around? Me: Are you sick again? I'm not at home. Where is it? Daughter-in-law: well, go to the middle door of the refrigerator and look in the third compartment ... I went to have a look and there was a photo of us. Tell her. Daughter-in-law: Yes. So you're at home. Go to bed early.

I once visited the park in a bad mood and found that I didn't bring my wallet when I bought water. When I was at a loss, a beautiful girl beside me bought me a bottle of water. I took a sip and asked her for her phone number. She said, "The water is for you, so don't think about it!"

4. A couple of high school students are dating in the park. W: Do you want to know what it's like to kiss? M: According to my analysis, kissing is the friction of two mouths against air resistance. When friction velocity is big enough, it will become four sausages. Woman: Go and rub your physics book!

5. A sister lost her card and was picked up by her buddy. When she saw her name was Wang Fang, she shouted at Wang Fang ... This product told people before, why don't you know me? Sister blushed and nodded. He said I don't know you either, so this is your card. My sister blushed. Take it and say thank you! This guy asked you why you didn't ask my name, and my sister continued to blush. Ask quickly, my sister blushed and whispered, what's your name? This product is great. Just call me Lei Feng.

6, that buddy has a cheap mouth and makes his wife angry before going to bed at night. There is no way but to coax her with sweet words. Very angry, he asked his wife: The child is over ten years old this year. The wife smiled happily and replied, I am twenty-seven years old. The buddy habitually bursts out with a sentence: it doesn't look like a chest. Bang! The nosebleed instantly explodes F.

7. Colleague, a diaosi, associates with the goddess, fearing that her family will disagree. The goddess lied to her family that she was Gao Fushuai, and she was not interested in getting married and could not see her parents. Diaosi often comes to the goddess, who bullies him with acting skills. Who did his parents ask? The goddess replied: spare tire, honest man. Six months later, the goddess played a man who was abandoned and heartbroken by Gao Fushuai. His parents comforted him: don't be sad, in fact, the spare tire man is quite good ... and then diaosi succeeded. @ Cangnanpai

8. A buddy was broken up and finally asked his girlfriend to sing a song together and invite us all. At KTV, he said to his girlfriend, Let me sing the last song for you. We thought we should sing some affectionate songs to impress our girlfriend and make her change her mind. Therefore, he ordered "Xi shua" ... please take mine back and spit it out for me after eating mine. ...

9. My husband said in his first love letter to me: "Every time I see lz, my heart is like a rabbit." Now that we have been married for 3 years, we are coquetry with this girl on a whim. "Husband, where is the bunny in your heart?" We replied, "I have already killed!"

10, husband: "Husband and wife's feelings are like X, there is only one intersection-when they are in love, they will go further and further." Wife: "What about us? Is it as sad as X? " Husband: "No, we are Y. After meeting, we will always be alone."