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Traffic jam, funny sentences in the circle of friends
2. I'm not the only one blocked.
The sun has gone home, and I haven't arrived home yet.
4. It is suspected that the Milky Way has set for nine days and the traffic jam has been long.
I will wait for you at the next intersection. This intersection is too blocked.
6, don't panic in traffic jams, send a circle of friends first.
I can't keep up with the times. Others meet love around the corner, but I can't turn back.
8. I found myself a sentimental person when I was stuck in a traffic jam, because I began to miss the days when there was no traffic jam.
9. Today's traffic jam made me understand a truth, that is, you can't move your body or your feet by car alone.
10, it seems that I need to put a "I am a novice" sign on my car to let other drivers know that I am a patient person.
1 1. When I was caught in a traffic jam, I found myself a philosopher, because I began to think about the mysteries of life and the universe.
12, today's traffic jam made me understand a truth, that is, life is like a marathon, you need to keep running.
13 it suddenly occurred to me that if I could spend the time in traffic jams reading, I would have become a well-read person by now.
14, when there was a traffic jam, I found that I became a Zen master, because I began to understand the truth of "moving without moving".
15, today's traffic jam made me understand a truth, that is, I don't need to drive a car anymore, what I need is a plane or subway.
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