Are there any belly-ache jokes that make people laugh? Some of them are quick.

A man went to the toilet to poop! When it came time to poop, he took out paper and wiped it. Then I realized there wasn’t enough paper. He divided the paper into two parts. He used the first part to wipe his butt and broke the paper with so much force. As a result, feces stuck to his hands. He looked at his hand and said, "I threw him away"

I flicked him away and threw him on the steps. He immediately put his hand in his mouth and sucked it! Haha