Make up a joke

1. Young man: "I want to have a lot of money."

Zen Master: "As long as you can find seven balls, your wish will come true."

Zen Master: "As long as you can find seven balls, your wish will come true."

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Young man: "Are you talking about the seven dragon balls?"

The Zen master shook his head: "No, it is the two-color ball."

3. Sima Guang patted Wang Anshi on the shoulder: "Jiefu, fight with me? You are still too young."

Wang Anshi responded calmly: "What's so big about it? Isn't it just smashing a water tank? I would definitely do the same thing, Compared with you, I only have one less chance."

Sima Guang's eyes shot out two cold gleams: "Opportunities are created by yourself. You only know that I smashed the vat, but you don't know how the child fell. Did you go in? ”

4. If winter is compared to the Shang Dynasty, I am the stupid King Zhou, and the quilt is the damn vixen who pesters me and ruins the foundation. .

The alarm clock is my loyal Uncle Bigan Wang. Unfortunately, my loyal words went against his ears, and I even dug out his heart... I mean, I dug out the battery.

As for Master Wen, that is my bladder, and I dare not disobey him... Your Majesty, it's time to get up and pee!

5. She is a cute and well-behaved notebook.

Many people have loved her, including the successful XP, the humorous Vista and the distinguished Win7, but in the end she chose to marry the inconspicuous Windows server 2003.

When others ask her why, she always smiles and says: "As a woman, what are you trying to do? Every time I am unhappy and want to restart, he is the only one who will ask me why."

6. Nobita is a kind, upright and helpful child, but he is timid, cowardly and a little lazy. He is often scolded by his parents, teachers and bullied by his classmates.

Every time Nobita encounters difficulties, his good friend Doraemon will use magical treasure bags and various wonderful props to help him overcome the difficulties.

In order to commemorate them, later generations built the Main Hall.

7. "Mom~Mom~, I'm not happy. Often when I open my mouth, people say I'm too pretentious."

"Silly boy, that's what everyone is saying. I praise you." The elevator mother said, touching her son's head.

8. The bus was very crowded, with a thin man and a fat man standing.

The thin man said: "It's not easy to wait for an empty seat."

The fat man said: "You are better! Like me, I have to wait for two empty seats!"

9. A handsome guy in the dormitory just learned to play the violin, and the sound was like scraping the bottom of a pot with nails...

One afternoon he was playing the violin, and suddenly the door was pushed open. The safety and hygiene aunt came in and said seriously: "Who is cleaning the pot? Don't you know that rice cookers are not allowed in dormitories?!"

10. One day you brought tomatoes, watermelons and strawberries to the street. At an intersection, a tomato was hit by a car, and you said, "Hahaha! Ketchup!"

At another intersection, a watermelon was hit, and you said, "Hahaha! Watermelon juice!"

At the third intersection, you were run over by a car. Strawberry said: "Hahaha! Scum!"

11. One day, the school invited parents to visit the school to see the class. In one class, the students said hello to the teacher and said: "Good morning, teacher."

The teacher thought that the students should also say hello to the parents present, so he said: "Where are the other parents?"

Before the students had time to respond, the parents stood up together and said, "Good morning, teacher."

12. A boy bought a piece of bread worth two yuan in a bakery. He felt that the piece of bread was much smaller than the usual ones, so he said to the baker: "Is this piece of bread much smaller than the usual ones?"

"Oh, it doesn't matter." The baker replied, "It's smaller, so it's easier for you to pick it up."

After hearing this, the boy put the five-cent coin on the counter and was about to walk out of the store. The baker stopped him: "Hey, you haven't paid enough for the bread!" "Oh, it doesn't matter."

The boy said politely, "The less, the easier it will be for you to count."