Bye, porn.

Two days ago, Piao Piao Piao wrote Cecilia Cheung's various "big words", the essence of which was not to lie, but to deepen his memory with exaggerated expressions.

Unfortunately, it is hard to arouse public resentment.

But it's not her fault.

The "memory point" of the public has always been metaphysics.

Some people are not interesting enough and can only be remembered by some rare stories.

For example, "I don't sleep for 30 days" and "I get drunk when I eat pork" is really untrue. Anyway, I know that I am unhealthy and allergic, and I have to take a crazy test in front of the camera. It is too hard.

And some people are bright spots and can't remember.

It's about old boys, the treasure that detonated Weibo yesterday-

Yu-Ching Fei.

Mr. Yu-Ching Fei, who announced his retirement from the entertainment circle before, officially held a farewell concert. He never touched alcohol, toasted his fans and bid farewell to the stage where he sang for 46 years.

Did he bring many "memory points" to the public?

I can't count them.

It spans several generations.

In the eyes of the older generation, he is a singer who has sung classic songs such as "Camel Bell" and "Pruning Plums".

The middle generation got his unique singing posture of looking up at the sky at 45, trying to imitate it, but unable to learn the realm.

After fading out of the rivers and lakes, you can still shine among young people with the top variety level.

Ahem, more specifically, is the magic of "Dirty Lich King".

So there is a rumor in the Jianghu that Yu Qingfei-

Raise your head and sing three buddhas, lower your head and talk like a demon.

Wonder man wandering between Yu-Ching Fei and Fei Yu.

Most people realize his treasure-class funny ability, initially through the "hey hey" jokes in the ancient variety show "Little Brother Raps and Laughs".

The magical tone+magical expressions and movements make the seemingly old-fashioned paragraphs more clever than many artificial paragraphs.

Other classic scenes? There are many.

For example, the "men's legs are long" series.

Draw down to see the answer.

Similar—

What about women's legs?

Don't peek at the answer.

For example, with a serious face, I asked Xiao S, "Do you know why so many cows in the United States have mad cow disease?"

Xiao s said he didn't know.

The little brother said-

Another example is the boyfriend who was "struck out".

A man and a woman broke up, and the man soon found his ex-girlfriend and new boyfriend coming out of the hotel.

He was very angry and choked up: "This woman was treated as an antique by me. Do you still treasure her? "

At that time, because of the variety environment in Taiwan Province Province, even female guests could casually say a few dirty jokes.

Therefore, when the ancestor-level dirty demon king entered the entertainment circle in the mainland, this beautiful and fast driving technology was beyond the reach of ordinary people.

In "National Beauty Girl", I told a few profound jokes casually, which made Han Xu in SNH48 almost laugh.

What kind of joke is this?

The video has no subtitles, and dictation is very simple.

1、

When the little mosquito went out to fly home, her mother asked, "Tell me about it. Do you feel good? "

The mosquito replied, "Mom, I think I must fly very well, because when I saw it, everyone applauded me."

2、

A female colleague in the office came back from her honeymoon vacation and accused her husband of being a liar.

"Before getting married, he said he would give me all his savings for more than 20 years, but it wasn't money ..."

3、

A group of people traveled to Spain and were hungry after watching the bullfight.

I went to the restaurant and didn't understand English. I saw a bullwhip at the next table, so I followed it. As a result, they needed to make an appointment and changed it to the next day.

But the food served was not as big as yesterday, so I called the clerk to discuss it.

The clerk said, "Sorry, the matador lost today."

4、

Now the fertility rate is low, and many iron-blooded men donate sperm.

During the queue, a woman wandered in the queue. The staff found out and dissuaded her: "Miss, are you in the wrong line ..."

The woman's answer is this-

After listening to these four advanced jokes, Han Xu has the following expression.

Although opening your mouth is meat and making jokes can be creative, someone has raised such an interesting question-

Why listen to Yu-Ching Fei's yellow accent, only for fun, but not obscene?

In addition to the honest background of "holding his head up as holy as Buddha", Yu-Ching Fei's artistic skill of opening a yellow cavity is also worth learning from some straight men who mistakenly think that offending is a joke.

First, facial expressions and body movements.

When Yu-Ching Fei tells jokes, he has a story-telling face.

Or read the plot carefully.

Or you can't hold back your funny appearance and infect the audience's emotions.

Or acting roles and plots.

He is always addicted to drama and doesn't object to anyone here.

Add a lot of detailed description and performance, simulate dialogue, make all kinds of onomatopoeia words, and imitate the character's demeanor.

Watching him tell dirty jokes is more like listening to a book. His purpose is to make you pay attention to the content of the story, not the characters.

When the focus of pornographic jokes is not on the narrator and the people around him, we can avoid an obscene male gaze.

For a negative example, see Awakening.

The joke is not funny enough, and I have to fantasize about two girls around me. Taking a photo also reminds me of the sense of service of "two waitresses and one person", and the sense of lewdness is immediately there.

Brother, another clever thing about the comic style is the wording.

The words he uses are often very obscure, elegant and implicit.

There is a feeling that you can't be angry if you say stupid things seriously, but it's too accurate.

Foreplay, for example, is described as "warming up".

At that time, "texture" was used to describe the quality of husband and wife's sexual life.

Describe someone whose figure can't reach Chen Xiaoyun (a sexy female singer in Taiwan Province in 1990s), and use "realm can't reach".

Use "auxiliary" to describe the chest pad.

Of course, the biggest guarantee, of course, lies in Yu-Ching Fei's character.

Jiang Hui once said: "If two people want to work abroad alone, it is safer to find Yu-Ching Fei, because he will only tell you dirty jokes."

Yu-Ching Fei's dirty jokes are only expressive, but not offensive in language.

So it just became street art, not a toy to play tricks on others.

The title of "Evil King" and "Young Yellow Emperor" spread like wildfire, making my little brother not only appear on the stage of David's holiday parties and singing variety shows, but also live in videos that have clicked over 10,000 from time to time.

However, if we only use the popular phrase "There is no Yu-Ching Fei in the world, only Fei Yu is dirty" to describe this little brother.

Float and deny it.

After the comparison, my brother's strange and lovely painting style is simply icing on the cake.

Throw away Fei Yu's dirty imitation and dirty jokes.

Yu-Ching Fei himself is still a treasure.

Because apart from the unique typhoon and the art of speaking, he sings better than he speaks.

Young people first came into contact with Yu-Ching Fei's songs, mostly because of a "Thousands of Miles Away".

One of the classical styles of Zhou Dong.

How beautiful the lyrics are, "The future as thin as a cicada can't stand who will tear it down."

Jay Chou's familiar deep and hoarse interpretation. The next second, but a melodious clear voice, gently sing:

"I sent you away thousands of miles away from your silent black and white,

Maybe we shouldn't fall in love too far away in the silent years. "

Yu-Ching Fei's amazing voice thousands of miles away is his first memory.

Recognize again.

Sound has a concrete image.

When singing on the stage, Yu-Ching Fei always holds the microphone in one hand and sings to a strong place, and the other hand will be unconsciously raised.

Head up, head up, slightly pursed hips. Meanwhile, don't forget to follow the rhythm with one foot.

A slightly grandiose but completely submerged typhoon is unique and has not changed for many years.

Yu Qingfei is still the Chun Xue that my aunts take to heart.

It's no exaggeration to say "teacher's milk killer".

He gave a concert in Shanghai and the tickets were sold out.

Recording variety shows, and visiting supermarkets with Hua Chenyu and Cheney Chen can all meet Aunt Fan's confession.

I don't blame my aunts for being excited.

Despite shouting Fei Yuqi, my little brother has always been a humble and elegant image.

The hair is neatly combed and fixed on the right side. In public, it is almost always shown in the image of a suit and tie.

Polite speech and affectionate singing are actually in line with the idol image of young girls in their early years.

Yu-Ching Fei's "Jianghu status" is actually very high.

He is good at singing.

The voice is melodious and pure, the treble is gentle, but the breath is calm.

Romantic feelings, but sadness does not hurt.

Old enough, too.

To tell the truth, there are very few singers the same age as Xiao Ge who are active in the music world now.

When Teresa Teng was in the 1980s, Xiao Ge won the Golden Bell Award for Best Male Singer.

She once praised Yu-Ching Fei's singing, and Yu-Ching Fei also said that she appreciated Teresa Teng's singing. Unfortunately, the two just met backstage to say hello, but they never cooperated.

In the classic clip of Goodbye Mr. Loser, the well-known background music "Dried Plum" was also played by my younger brother at that time, which was a hit in Chinese mainland.

Many people don't know that Xiao Ge was a judge who participated in the competition when Jacky Cheung debuted.

Later, Jacky Cheung talked about the past in the variety show "Dragon Brother and Tiger Brother" hosted by Yu-Ching Fei.

Yu-Ching Fei also shared the "secret of singing" with him backstage.

Song Shen said with a smile that he had studied for a long time and really felt that his skills had improved, and he finally won the championship.

Little brother is still humble, smiled and said, where is where. On the contrary, Jacky Cheung added with extra sincerity: "Really, really".

Actually, why should both sides be modest?

Look at this fairy duet, and everyone will believe it.

Little brother with too many memory points will occasionally be trapped by this-

Because of the audience's age stratification and split hobbies, the aura of "Dirty Demon King" often overshadows his musical attainments.

But compared with those stars who have worked so hard to endure an unstable "artificial design", Yu-Ching Fei has reached a very high level between "Zhuang" and "He", which is terrible after all.

He is not only a humorous performing artist, but also a singing artist.

Even his status as a "dirty demon king" was certified by awards.

He won the Golden Bell Award, the highest host award in Taiwan Province Province, and the best variety show host awards of 1995 and 1997 for "Dragon Brother and Tiger Brother" hosted by his brother Chang Fei.

You know, Wu Zongxian won this prize only once.

From him, what I see is not an impetuous and excellent person, grandstanding.

But the stars of the older generation, whether singing or playing tricks, are full of respect when they come to the stage.