How to write Chinese jokes?

Xiaohong: "Dad, what do you mean by being gay?"

Dad: "Comrade! This is a metaphor for you, me, your friend, and you are gay! "

Xiaohong: "What about the government?"

Dad: "For example, in our family, your mother is the government."

Xiaohong: "What does the future mean?"

Dad: "For example, your brother is the future. ......

In the middle of the night, my brother wet the bed. Xiaohong pushed her father and said, "Comrades, wake up the government, and you will wet the bed in the future!" "

The test paper reads: "However, although China keeps our friendship, the end of the world is six to zero."

Teacher: How about playing football?