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Murong Haiyun: (arranging hair style) Am I handsome?

Gangster: (stunned) What did you say?

Murong Haiyun: Let me ask you, am I handsome? (giggle)

Gangster: well ... (suddenly remembering that he is robbing) I don't care if you are handsome or not, bring money!

Murong Haiyun: I'll give you a minute to apologize to me!

Gangster: (Draw a sword) Cut the crap, money!

Murong Haiyun: I hate people who threaten me!

One punch passed and the gangster was injured.

Gangster: forgive me ...

Murong Haiyun: Then tell me, am I handsome today? (Looking up proudly)

Gangster: (Chickens peck at rice) Handsome, handsome!

Murong Haiyun: OK, you can go. Remember not to let me see you again next time!

Gangster: Yes, (running and shouting) Brother Haiyun, I love you. ...

Murong Haiyun sneered: It's not my fault to be rich and handsome!