Comic sketches of college students

First of all, for the record, it seems that the two of them are just crosstalk, so I helped you find a crosstalk. You can change it if it is not suitable, but. . . . . But it's really hard to find a man and a woman. Really can't. You can help yourself.

Prop: a chair.

(At first, A entered the stage from the left to the middle of the stage)

A: hello, everyone. Happy New Year's Day and Happy New Year. I wish you good health, happy family and all the best.

Distinguished guests, friends, ladies and gentlemen!

Who are you? Come here to make trouble!

B: I'm B (reaching out and shaking hands, waiting for A to reach out and sneeze intentionally)

Oh, where are you from, so unsanitary?

My name is B, and I am Lao Wang of your class.

You are in our class. Our class is a civilized class and our school is a civilized school. How can you be such a person? What are you doing here?

Aren't we celebrating New Year's Day at school today? I'm here to give you a performance.

Do you still perform?

Well, the teacher said we should perform together.

Really? Then what are you performing?

B: Let me show you the double spring.

A: Double spring? Do you know what a double reed is?

I really don't know. Then tell me what a double reed is.

Answer: Double spring, that is, "an egg with two yolks".

Bah, what a mess.

A: I'm just kidding. In fact, in simple terms, the double reed means that one person talks in the back and one person plays in the front. You can't say what you want to do, and you can't do it if you say it, so you can "teach by example."

B: After listening to what you have said, I dare say that these two reeds are very knowledgeable. Why don't we give you a performance?

Well, how about giving it a try? You talk in the back and I'll play in the front.

B: OK, clap your hands then, and let's begin.

A: (Applause in the chair)

B: A I'm thirteen years old and my weight is over 83. There are mountains of food, meat and soup. I take a bite of meat and soup, I eat meat and soup, I eat, I drink, I eat, I drink, I eat ... ouch, feed me a stomachache, ouch, feed me a headache, ouch, feed me a toothache and a leg ache.

A: Scratch when it itches!

No, you can't talk.

Ah, if I go down again, I'll be exhausted! Why don't we change? I said you play.

No, no, you're doing great. (to the audience) Look, I haven't killed you yet.

A: (Applause begins)

B: Chang 'e in the sky-beauty, beauty, beauty!

I'm on the ground-handsome, handsome, handsome!

Look how beautiful she is and how handsome I am!

Handsome men and beautiful women, no one can compare!

The cold wind blows, the snowflakes float,

A big straw bag floated in. Big straw bag missed Chang 'e and had a high fever.

It burns in the fog. You should fight.

B: I reached out my right hand and hit my left face. I reached out my left hand and hit me on the right face.

B: Hold out your right hand and hit your left face. Hold out your left hand and hit your right face.

B: Hold out your right hand, hit your left face, and hold out your left hand. ...

A: (stands up angrily) Are you finished?

A: If I keep fighting, I will become a pig's head.

B: Yes, yes. Let's do it again!

B: Anyway, once, I was walking on the road and suddenly felt hot behind me. When I turned around, it turned out that a beautiful woman was winking at me, which made me very embarrassed.

A: Come on, come on, you'll daydream! Can we do something serious?

B: All right, all right, let's get down to business.

A: Clap your hands.

B: When the Spring Festival comes, Hu Jin will be in trouble, and his study can't be chaotic. "knowledge accumulation is more important than mountains, and it is not easy to do it. Let's check together, do civilized classes seriously, and strictly abide by the rules and regulations. We will certainly climb the peak of our achievements, and we will certainly climb it! " Speaking of double spring, He Xinchun: I wish everyone happy every day, happy family, smooth work, good health, happy family, all the best, happy mood and always smile in the new year! Thank you (grotesque)! (Blows a kiss) {Why don't you give people a hand, huh? . . . The applause is not warm enough! Mm-hmm. . .

A: (Stand up and say) Are you finished?

B: (laughs) I'm asking for a little applause for you!

A: Does anyone want applause like you? Endless.

Party A * * * said (thank you) curtain call!