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Sixth grade putonghua composition

No matter in school or in society, everyone will inevitably come into contact with composition, which is a narrative method to express a theme through words. How to write a composition to avoid stepping on thunder? The following are 7 compositions of CET-6 compiled by me for reference only. Let's have a look.

My father is a sincere and kind person, but he can't speak Mandarin well.

When I first moved to Hengshui, my father had to install a security door. The person who installed the security door measured it first, forgot to bring a tape measure when he came, so he borrowed one from his father and recorded it while measuring. Dad watched him finish measuring, and his heart was uneasy. He wanted to measure himself with a ruler, so he said in a standard hometown, "Where's the ruler (wife)?" The man looked puzzled and pointed at my mother. Dad blushed with embarrassment, gestured on the ruler with his hand and muttered, "That ruler (wife), ruler (wife)!" " The man who installed the security door understood what Dad meant and said, "Oh, here you are. -With your control, the accuracy will be good. " Seeing this scene, I said to my father, "You speak Mandarin so well that others can't understand it." Dad listened and smiled shyly.

Dad knows the embarrassment of speaking his hometown dialect, so he learns to speak Mandarin, but he has no patience and always shows his true colors carelessly.

Once, the manager of a new company called to place an order. Dad just started to discuss with the manager in Mandarin. Later, dad wanted to check the lowest cost of the ordered materials, temporarily put down the microphone, and reported it to the manager after checking. When the manager heard the voice change, he thought it was another person and said, "I was talking to Mr. Cao just now." Who are you, please? " Dad froze, wondering what the manager was singing. He said doubtfully, "I am Mr. Cao?" Just after saying this, my father came back and realized that he was speaking his hometown dialect again. No wonder the manager asked. So I hurried to explain to the manager. When the manager heard this, he smiled and said nothing. However, because the goods delivered by my father are of good quality and reasonable price, the company is very satisfied and has become my father's long-term customer.

Usually, my father is very concerned about my study. He dictated the words to me in Mandarin, but it was mixed with a strong hometown flavor, so I couldn't even guess.

Dad still can't speak Mandarin well, and he often jokes when interacting with people. People who can know him say that Dad is a simple, reliable and approachable person.

My grandfather is a hillbilly, new here, and speaks fluent "Trump dialect". I have to communicate with people. I was really helpless, so I made up my mind to teach my grandfather Mandarin.

Teaching grandpa to speak Mandarin is a long story. The first is the two-syllable word "teacher". To grandpa, it becomes "brain thinking". "This word is very intriguing! What do you mean? " I said sarcastically. Grandpa touched his head and muttered, "I thought you said' teacher'." With a sigh, I crustily skin of head to teach. "It's a teacher, not a brain." Old thinking. "'old' is right,' stone' is the tongue." I taught patiently, and grandpa worked hard and barely passed. The second word is "start". The full condition of learning this word gave me a blow. Grandpa read shit for the first time, which made me laugh and cry; The second time I watched Drive to Death, I laughed my ass off. But you should cry if you think about it. Grandpa practiced repeatedly like this, and finally mastered this damn "start". After two twists and turns, grandpa began to like Mandarin. Some simple words are easy for him, such as: Hello, weather, rain ... But just as I was about to "retire", an idiom stumped my grandfather-"Return the treasure to Zhao". "Zhao will also fart", that's wrong. This idiom is wrong. How can I pay Zhao back the good fart? ""then "come back to Zhao intact! Blue means jade. ""oh. I see, it's "Return to Zhao". " "Yes. Mandarin is extensive and profound. It's good for you as a beginner to have this level. " Grandpa was flattered by my praise.

Grandpa's road to learning Mandarin was bumpy, but he finally achieved something. Mandarin is the civilized code of the world, and we should pass it on.

In order to better promote Putonghua, this week, our school's popularization activities were launched in an all-round way, and all teachers and students of the school actively participated in this activity. Our class's popularization activities have also been done vividly! I saw some students urging each other in conversation, reminding them to pronounce words, some busy helping elderly teachers correct their pronunciation, and some even got popular activities at home. I am one of them.

Today, at dinner, I promoted Mandarin to my grandmother. I took out a piece of white paper prepared in advance, took a pen and wrote three characters of "taxi" on the paper, and wrote pinyin at the top of each word. I walked up to my grandmother and read carefully as a teacher. When I finished reading it for the first time, my grandmother didn't react, just opened her mouth and didn't make a sound. So I read it aloud again, word by word. I saw grandma's mouth, and then she read "Cu ζ ζ ζ, Cu ζ" methodically. I can't help laughing. I didn't expect grandma to be so interesting. A nice syllable came out of her mouth and became unrecognizable. I put my hand over my mouth and tried not to laugh. I continued to teach grandma to read the words "taxi". Before I finished reading these three words, my grandmother couldn't wait to blurt out: "Cu not Cu not Cu not". Ah, what a mistake! No! No! "I don't know whether to laugh or cry. There's nothing I can do. Suddenly, I saw a durian on the table next to me and pointed to it and said, "Grandma, I'll teach you to read the word durian!" " But grandma asked, "What? Liu Lie? "ha! I almost bent over with laughter! I had to give up and surrender to grandma again. Hey! My grandmother is really difficult to teach! So I came up with the simplest word: "concave and convex". I tried my best to open my mouth as exaggeratedly as possible for grandma to see clearly, but I saw grandma clearing her throat and reading aloud with her mouth wide open: "concave-picture-". Ah! Oh, my God! I didn't expect to get off to a good start today, but now I've lost many battles and become grandma's Reservoir Dogs! How thoughtful! I rallied, opened my mouth to the limit, made the loudest sound, and demonstrated to my grandmother again. This time, grandma seemed to understand the essentials and slowly learned, "bump! "! It's done! It's done! I danced with excitement, hugged my grandmother tightly and kissed her hard on the face.

Although grandma made mistakes repeatedly, she became more and more brave and finally learned a Mandarin vocabulary. My efforts were not in vain. Hard work pays off! I am really proud to have a "student" like grandma!

I have many unforgettable things, see? But the most unforgettable thing is that I became a little teacher.

Recently, my father is always frowning and sighing. I asked curiously, "Dad, have you encountered anything unpleasant?" Dad said, "Yes, the unit will give us an assessment of Putonghua this month. You know, my Mandarin is very poor. What can I do now? " Seeing my father's helplessness, I really couldn't bear it, so I volunteered to be my father's little teacher.

At first, I only taught my father initials, finals and whole syllable recognition. But dad will never learn. Then, I said to my father, "Success is simple. Start with me, start with every little thing. If today is better than yesterday, we must applaud ourselves, cheer for ourselves and cheer for ourselves! " As long as you believe in yourself and make yourself confident, either the dawn of victory or the beautiful rainbow must belong to you. "

After that, my father worked hard to learn Mandarin. Soon, it was time for my father to take the Putonghua test. When my father went to work, I gave him a sentence, "Believe in yourself, you can do it." Dad replied to me and left. Back home, dad happily told us: "I finally passed the exam, thank you son!" " "

Since then, my father has taken a liking to Mandarin, and he also speaks Mandarin in the company and at home.

My friend, if you look at this topic, you will feel very strange in the future! What does grandma have to do with Mandarin? Then let me tell you slowly! My grandmother is an out-and-out peasant woman. She never went to school, but she got married and was taught Chinese Pinyin by her grandfather. She learned some simple calculations! Laoting County is not an area with a particularly strong dialect, but what we say is still so rustic and far from Mandarin. What Zhuang said before and after Zhuang is all hometown dialect. It must be strange for your grandmother to speak in such a China environment! That's what happened. Last year, my uncle opened a warehouse in the village and contacted merchants from all over the country to collect fruits and vegetables here. When there were many people, my uncles and aunts were too busy, so my grandmother took the initiative to take care of the food of these merchants, but just two days later, my grandmother volunteered to be laid off. Why? Grandma is afraid of being dirty and tired? No? Foreign merchants are difficult to serve? No, it turns out that grandma's words are too strong in her hometown, and foreigners can't understand what she said and can't communicate with others. So grandma learned Mandarin. In order to learn mandarin, grandma can suffocate. It's not easy for her to speak her hometown dialect for most of her life! Therefore, grandma, who never listens to the radio, takes the radio to listen and learn Mandarin every day and insists on reading the text to her every night. What's more interesting is that grandma is afraid to associate with the villagers too much, saying that she is afraid of being taken away by them, and she also speaks her hometown dialect. I always want to laugh when I look at her unnatural way of speaking Mandarin. But if I look at grandma's seriousness again, I won't be careless! Many things happen. After a period of time, grandma's words finally became less rustic and smelled of Mandarin, so she was hired again with honor. Now grandma is happy and says to everyone, "It's better to learn Mandarin! I have to keep practicing! "

Speaking Mandarin well is an extremely important thing in modern society. Mandarin is a way for people of all ethnic groups to communicate with each other and is the traditional language of China. Without Mandarin, communication between people becomes very difficult.

Putonghua refers to a modern standard language with Beijing accent as the standard pronunciation, northern dialect as the basic dialect and typical modern vernacular as the grammatical norm. Mandarin is the common language of people of all ethnic groups in China. It is the most beautiful language in the world, with cadence and melodiousness. Today, China has achieved unprecedented unity in politics, economy and culture. Under the leadership of the party and the government, the people of the whole country are United and strive for the common goal of building socialism. People urgently need a common language. Without this language, it will bring certain difficulties to the political, economic and cultural life of our people. Therefore, it is an important political task to vigorously promote Putonghua among the people of the whole country.

For thousands of years, language and writing have been faced with interpersonal communication, the emergence of computers and the acceleration of information circulation, which has expanded the service object of language and writing from interpersonal communication to human-computer communication. Today, China's information processing technology is high-tech. One of the key points is that the standardization of language and characters and the application research level of standardization are prerequisites for Chinese information processing technology, which determines the development speed of Chinese information processing technology and is a big problem related to whether China can embark on the "information superhighway". Therefore, Putonghua also plays an important role in promoting the development of high technology in China and enhancing its comprehensive national strength. When communication is frequent and even a "global village" will come into our lives, convenient and barrier-free communication becomes more and more important.

I remember a joke. The minister is called Xiao Zhang. Xiao Zhang answered the phone and said, "Hello, I'm the headmaster (Xiao Zhang)." Hearing this, the minister dialed the wrong number. Xiao Zhang didn't answer, so he asked, "Who are you?" The minister said, "I just won't talk about it!" " "Two people hung up the puzzling phone at the same time. After listening to it, I realized that this was a joke in dialect. Thereby highlighting the importance of Putonghua.

Some people say, "It is a good thing to popularize Putonghua, but it is very difficult to suddenly change from my hometown dialect that I have been used to for many years." Although this is a fact, what I want to say is: as long as everyone is working hard, there is no hurdle! It's really unrealistic to speak fluent Mandarin in a short time, but once you study and practice for a long time, you can certainly do it.

"Promote Mandarin and China culture." This is a hot topic today. In my opinion, "Mandarin" is unusual. It connects the hearts of more than one billion people in China, making communication between people more convenient. Let's cheer for this exquisite language that unifies the whole country!

Mandarin is the mother tongue of our country, and it is a bridge to communicate with the people of China. It is like a string, connecting the hearts of people all over the country. But now, it has been replaced by the local dialect and disappeared from people's mouths.

Mandarin is closely related to our life. Without it, our life would be very inconvenient.

Once, I came home from school. Passing by a shop, I looked at the signboard, which read in Cantonese: Li Ji Corner. I smelled it, and a strong smell of jiaozi stuck into my nostrils. It must be delicious! But at first glance, there was no one in front of the store, except the boss who was beating flies. I wonder: jiaozi must be delicious, but why doesn't anyone patronize it? I looked ahead and there was a shop not far away: Zhangji Dumpling House. I saw hundreds of customers waiting in a long line to buy jiaozi. In the shop, seventeen or eighteen guys are as busy as a bee. The boss smiled as he watched a lot of money pour into his pocket. The shouts in the store came one after another: "Dude, a catty of jiaozi!" "Dude! Half a catty. " "Dude, two pounds!" I scratched my head, puzzled, and it took me a long time to realize that it was a signboard: Li Dian used Cantonese, and' jiaozi' was jiaozi, but many people only knew Mandarin and didn't know what they were selling, so they didn't go shopping. I advised the boss to change the signboard out of kindness, but the boss disagreed and said angrily, "What do you know as a child?" Say that finish, push me out, it's really a dog bites Lv Dongbin-I don't know what happens to good people! After a period of time, Li Dian really closed down.

Not being able to speak Mandarin will not only bring inconvenience like the owner of the Li store in the picture above, but also lead to the closure of the store. Sometimes I make jokes.

I once saw a joke about Mandarin on the Internet, which shows the importance of understanding Mandarin. A cavalry was unfortunately captured in the battle. "We will kill all the prisoners," the enemy leader said to him. "However, because of your heroic and admirable performance in the battle, I can kill them in three days and meet your three requirements before that. Now, you can make your first request. " Without thinking, the cavalry said, "I want to say something to my horse." The leader agreed. So the cavalry went over and whispered a word to his horse. Hearing this, the horse roared and galloped away. At dusk, the horse came back with a beautiful woman on its back.

The leader exclaimed, "What a wonderful BMW!" He said, "However, I still want to kill you. What is your second requirement? " The cavalry asked to talk to the horse again. The leader agreed, so the cavalry whispered a few words to the horse again, and the horse roared again and galloped away. At dusk, the horse came back again, this time a woman was riding on its back, which was more beautiful than last time. The leader sighed greatly: "You and your horse are really an eye-opener, but I will kill you tomorrow.". Now you make one last request! " The cavalry thought for a moment and said, "I want to talk to my horse alone." "The leader felt very strange, but he nodded in agreement and left with his entourage, leaving only the cavalry and his BMW in the tent. The cavalry stared at his horse, suddenly grabbed its ear and said angrily, "I repeat, take a brigade, not a woman!" " "This story made me laugh for ten minutes.

Look, how important it is to promote Putonghua! Not speaking Mandarin will not only bring inconvenience to our own lives, but also affect the status of our country in the hearts of people all over the world. So the importance of Putonghua is self-evident. Only in this way can the people of the whole country unite as one and show the true colors of our country. However, it is not too late to promote it, and it is still possible to mend it. So, please take action to promote Putonghua!