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Can you understand the irony between women and men?
If you don't even know the person you love, you can't get through the emotional running-in period.
To love someone, you need to understand her.
If you can't understand her emotions, you may have more and more emotional conflicts and more cold wars.
Many men don't know why they did what their girlfriend wanted to do, but she was still inexplicably angry. All anger has a reason, but you just don't understand. So now, Bian Xiao will analyze girl friends's common satire for everyone.
00 1
You go to work and leave me alone.
Everyone needs company, whether men or women.
When you are always busy in the east and busy in the west, you neglect the woman at home. In order not to make you feel guilty or delay your work, she may say sarcastically. I'm fine, I'm fine. Don't accompany me to work.
But in fact, she misses you very much and needs you to accompany her, even if you just hold her and sleep quietly with each other.
So no matter how busy you are, you should take some time to spend with her. She is really lonely at home alone.
002
What a waste of money not to give gifts.
Many women like to say that men should stop buying gifts when they give them. What a waste of money. In fact, women do think that buying gifts is a waste of money.
But when we say no, we just say we don't have to buy it every time, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't buy it.
Feelings need proper mood to maintain, and occasionally giving her a surprise gift will make your feelings more sweet and interesting.
005
You play games.
I remember a very common joke on the internet some time ago, that is, why do you want to find a girlfriend? Is the game not fun or the movie not good?
For such people, I can only say one thing: pay attention to living alone.
If you want to indulge in games, don't fall in love. If you want to fall in love, please don't always indulge in your games. Because what you need to accompany is your girlfriend, not your game.
So when your girlfriend tells you that you play games. Don't smile and say: OK!
Please feel your girlfriend's mood and spend more time with her.
006
I'm used to it. It's nothing.
When a woman breaks up with you, it is definitely not impulsive, but accumulated over time.
Perhaps many men will say that it is difficult to read a woman's mind, but in fact many men have never read or observed it at all. Women are more careful and men are more careless, but that's not the reason why you don't care about women.
When a woman says I'm used to it, it's nothing. It means that she has been ignored by you many times and has carried a lot of things by herself.
At this time, don't think that she can really carry it herself. Please stop and care about her and patiently think about how to help her bear it together.
Have you met any other satires from your girlfriend?
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