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There is a fish in the teacher's head. Let's extract a funny composition. Who will recommend one for me the next day?
Ximen Qing drove by the girl country and saw a woman with dignified appearance and graceful posture, so she got off the bus and wanted to flirt with her.
When the woman saw it, she hurriedly shouted, "Come on, come on."
Hearing this, Ximen Qing jumped in the car and drove away.
The woman stamped her foot behind the car and said, "coward, I just want to invite more girls to play with you. I'm afraid this will happen!" " "
Joke 2
The general manager hired a female secretary and a psychologist as a staff officer. The question is how much is 2 plus 2?
The first answer is equal to 4; The second answer is 22; The third answer is equal to 4 or 22.
The psychologist said: "The first woman is practical but conservative; The second is fantasy; The third one is the most suitable. " Then ask the general manager how to decide.
The general manager thought for a moment and said, "It's better to wear a mini skirt."
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