You must know that I will not spend the rest of my life with you

1. When you started talking about me behind my back, you already lost. You treated me as a topic of discussion, but I felt that you were not worth mentioning.

2. Don't stand on the highest moral ground and criticize others for saying things that shouldn't be said. What I like and how I live is none of your business.

3. If I don't show my hands anymore, I'm afraid you will misunderstand that I am the best in the world.

4. Drink when you have a stomachache, self-mutilate when you feel uncomfortable, jump off a building when you are in a bad mood, don’t find someone I like to accompany you.

5. I hope you accidentally bite your tongue and die while talking about me behind my back.

6． I'm so cute and you don't like me, you're sick!

7. Drink the strongest wine and go to the best hospital for rescue.

8. Dogs and people are better off walking separate paths.

9． You don’t need to worry about the difference between my photo and myself, whether I’m fat or thin, tall or short. You need to know that I won’t live with you in the future.

10. Are you going crazy with me just because everyone thinks dogs are humans’ friends?

11. In the past, I was very afraid of offending people, afraid to make demands, afraid to say the wrong thing, afraid of being left in the cold, afraid of being ignored, afraid of the other person being unhappy, and I faced everyone with sincerity. Unfortunately, I was not treated with the appropriate respect. Later, I started pampering and accommodating myself. If you were late, I would leave first. If you didn’t want to do something, I would never force it. I would play with my phone when I was quiet. I only cared about my personal feelings and other people were none of my business.

12． If you get married in the future and the bride is not me, then I will move next door to your house and treat your son better than my biological son until your wife doubts life.

13. Shut up, there is nothing to talk about between us except love.

Describing the process of World War II after 14.00: The Soviet Union in the top lane, China in the bottom lane, they all fought hard, France was a weak jungler, the British in the middle barely missed a kill, and the United States was underdeveloped in the early stage. In the later stage, I pushed the middle lane to the crystal first. Unexpectedly, the top lane and the second attack were already on the high ground. Germany was very strong in the top lane and used flash teleportation in the middle lane. However, Italy, a pig teammate, was even weaker. They were simply lurking undercover. The bottom lane The desperate Japan is still bullying China and replenishing its troops. At this time, the United States can't stand it anymore. With two big moves, Japan is useless, over.

15. My current state and mood are not what I want, but they are all caused by me.

Be more domineering with your personality and phrases

16. Life doesn’t love me and I don’t love my life.

17. You talk to one woman, and I talk to ten men. You can go out for half a day, and I can go out for three days and three nights. If you don’t reply to my message, I can ignore it. You waste me more than you. Lang, aren't you just a man? What's so great about it? Men and women are equal. Why should I deserve to be wronged? It's my fault that you're angry.

18． I am not a simple vinegar jar, I am a vinegar jar with a ton of dynamite tied to it.

19. You don’t have to worry about how different I am from the photo, whether I’m fat or thin, tall or short, you have to know that I won’t live with you in the future.

20. Men are like this. When he is fine, if you cough, he will think you have cancer. When he is playing games, he will not even see you commit suicide in front of him.

21. What's wrong? Don't forget that your new love is the old shoes I once threw away!

22. Throw away things you don't like, block people you hate, take a nap when you're unhappy, delete photos you're tired of looking at, confess your feelings to someone you like, and eat love when you're hungry. Eat food, um, sort out your mood. From now on, don't pour out your bitterness, don't get drunk, don't shed tears for people who don't deserve it. Damn it, I will never drink with you again, my butt hurts so much

Introduction: It’s cold, I’m wrapped in a quilt and don’t want to move.

"Husband, close the door", "Husband, turn off the light", "Husband, turn off the TV", "Husband, turn off..." The husband roared: "I'm just a fucking switch!" "Uh, hubby doesn't want it. Are you angry? Who said you are a switch? You are also a plug sometimes!"

1. When a couple quarreled, the man said after being scolded a few times: "Oh, I usually see you being quite gentle. I didn’t expect you to be so fierce when we quarreled!” The woman showed a victorious smile, and the man also laughed: “So what’s so good about me?”

2. Three women were chatting at work. A: When I was sleeping with my husband last night, I touched his balls and they were cold. B: I really haven’t noticed it. I’ll try it when I go back tonight. The next day, B: What you said is true. I touched my husband’s balls last night and they were indeed cold! On the third day, they saw C’s face covered with bruises, there was no good spot on his body, and there were tears in his eyes: I don’t believe you anymore. I put my hand on my husband’s balls while sleeping last night and couldn’t help but say, Huh? It's strange, other people's balls are cold, why are yours hot?

3. There was a little girl in the workshop who was very beautiful and loved to dress up. One day I saw her nails dyed in colorful colors. I went over and joked: "The nails are dyed well, let me see." "Doesn't it look good?" "Red, blue, eh? You lost one color!" Why does it feel like she is avoiding me on purpose these days?

4. I was shopping with my wife, thinking that there was a serious traffic jam in the city, so I decided to take the subway. When I got on, there were no seats. When someone got off at the station, my wife grabbed a seat and asked me: "What are you doing?" Do you want to sit down?" I smiled and said, "I'll do it when I get home!" 5. Just now, I came out of the toilet without washing my hands. I took a sip of water on my seat and felt cold and threw up again. A colleague said leisurely: "Others washed their hands after going to the toilet, and you rinsed your mouth after going to the toilet. What did you do in the toilet?"

6. Girlfriend: "You brought this bottle of vitamin pills with you. Give it to your female secretary." Boyfriend: "Why? Why don't you bring her some vitamins? Since when did your relationship become so good?" Girlfriend: "She had a lot of hair on your clothes yesterday."

7. There was a girl with big breasts sitting on the bus, and a young couple stood next to her. It is estimated that the man had been peeking at the big breasts, and his wife couldn't help but mocked: "Look...look...look...what's so good about it? No matter how big it is, it can't hang down?" The girl with the big breasts glanced at the woman and said: " Just two raisins is too much to hope for..." The whole car was filled with internal injuries...

8. I visited a friend's house in the evening and saw that he had another beautiful girlfriend. I asked him puzzledly : How can you find such a beautiful girlfriend when you are so ugly, and then change her frequently? My friend didn't say anything. He walked to the kitchen and took out a bag of sugar and sprinkled it on the table. He licked one piece at a time. In less than 3 minutes, he finished licking a pound of sugar, and then looked at me blankly...

9. Xiao Wang: "Dad, I'm back." Lao Wang: "You got off work so early today?" Xiao Wang: "Hey! I went too far when I was joking with Xiao Hong at work today..." Lao Wang: "What happens next? ? Is it the female colleague who came to our house last time? "Xiao Wang: "Yes. She was so angry that I yelled at her, "You are a bitch!" Fired!" Lao Wang: "You're right to fight back. Wait...what did you say you were scolding her for? Get out of the house right now, you bastard!"

Father: "Daughter, please remember these five life advices. 1. Learn to say no. 2. Don't be afraid of challenges. 3. Be diligent and studious. 4. Think about problems from different angles. 5. Never give up!" Daughter: "I Got it, it’s “Flax down”, “Stronger”, “Don’t stop”, “Change posture”, “Let’s do it again”.

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11. I went to the vegetable market with my wife today and met an old classmate (female). I saw that she bought a lot of cucumbers. I thought it was a bit strange, so I joked: "Oh, you can buy so much by yourself." Can you finish eating more? "The female classmate replied leisurely: "Nourishing yin and nourishing the skin, internal use to relieve itching and external use for whitening..." Brother understood instantly!

12. During a casual chat in high school, a female classmate said to me that all girls I don’t like boys with long nails. I was thinking at the time that maybe they all like boys who like to be clean... Thinking about it now, I never have long nails. Should I contact her again?

13. There was a heavy rain while walking on the road today. There was a small eaves next to me, and there was a girl in a long skirt hiding inside. Her clothes were soaked, and I was soaked too. I was quite embarrassed... This long skirt looked elegant. The girl in the white shirt is not wearing underwear! I can see through her...

14. The girl who just lived downstairs knocked on the door and said that she was taking a shower. The water was out at home and wanted to lend me a shower. It was a little cold outside, and I saw her wrapped in a bath towel, so I suddenly had an idea! We all live in the same building, so why didn’t you stop it? It turned out that Ma wanted to come to my place to get in trouble!

I went to the north on a business trip 15 years ago, and I couldn’t adapt to the dry climate there, so I got a nosebleed! So I posted a status: " It made my nose bleed! "As a result, I received responses from many gods: Who did it? So powerful? What are you thinking about?

16. I felt really scared at the time. It seemed difficult to enter mine. I don’t know. Is it difficult for everyone the first time, and then it really hurts when I go in? But I started to feel better after I went in, and it was pretty fast. I didn’t feel much when the liquid went in... I had a cold, so I had to give it an infusion

17. One night my college roommate insisted on copying a movie to my computer. I asked him whether he wanted action or comedy. He didn’t answer. He searched for it on the computer for a long time and muttered. , eh, it's impossible... Then he found that the properties outside the movie folder showed 222G, and the properties when selecting all in the folder showed 34G. The roommate said resentfully, the 188G I want to disappear... Damn, disappeared... …188G…

18. My friend has hemorrhoids. Drinking alcohol and eating hot pot will cause pain the next day (I didn’t know this before). I was in a bad mood yesterday and insisted on drinking with him. , and ate hot pot. The next day, when I was in the elevator at work, he suddenly told me that I will never drink with you again, my butt hurts! I understand! I...

19. Winter is here, the weather is getting dry, and a girl is applying hand cream in the office. A male colleague comes over and says, "I want it too." wipe. After saying that, he stretched out his hands. MM took a look and said, "You should put conditioner on these hands." "

20. Today I went to the military area for a military inspection. Everyone was naked. The military doctor smiled and asked: "Do you have a girlfriend?" "No... no..." "Then turn over and let her go. Let me see if you have a boyfriend? "...

21. I am a man. I had some blood in my stool for no reason. I took my roommate to accompany me to the hospital for a check-up. After the examination, the doctor said: "There is no problem. Just pay more attention in the future." "Pay attention?" What to pay attention to? The doctor looked at us and said, "You know." "

22. I finally had a day off today and my wife is not at home yet. I called her. Me: "Honey, where have you been? Wife: "I'm shopping with my best friend." "Holy shit, what my wife says these days is unreliable. Her best friend is clearly in my arms!

23. There was a class reunion. My first love girlfriend came with her 3-year-old daughter. In the spirit of jokes Shen Jing teased her daughter and said, "Just call me daddy and I'll give you 100 yuan." "This guy actually barked 10 times! That's not the point. The point is that her mother came over and said in my ear: "Her eyes are very similar to yours." "Did I discover something?

24. When I brought my girlfriend home for the first time, my parents and all my relatives objected because she was too beautiful and unreliable.

After gaining 20 pounds and taking her home again, they still objected because she was too rich and they were afraid that I would be bullied in the future. Now when I brought her home, my mother cried helplessly and said to me: My daughter, can’t you find a man and live a good life?

25. The work unit organized a tour, and a girl came late. When she got on the bus, she couldn't find a seat. A buddy patted her thigh and said, "Sit here." The girl said: "I am a rich man! I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it." The buddy replied: "It doesn't matter, I have an ancestral jack." A second later, the whole car burst into laughter.

26. My sister is a makeup expert and can turn flowers into things. One time, she was doing makeup on a little sister. After finishing the base makeup and eyes, she was about to put on lipstick. The little sister said something that I will never forget: "There is no need to paint the mouth, I have to work." "Worker...

27. There is a buddy in the class who often only wears underwear when he goes back to the dormitory. He looks bigger there, so he is nicknamed "Juji". Everyone knows that the school often fills out some forms. There was a specialty item. One time when I was filling in the form, he suddenly said, "What is your specialty?" Then a buddy from behind asked him directly, "Please fill in "speciality"!"

28. The company is about to lay off employees. The boss gave me a tip bag. I filled in the blanks with all the answers and asked the employees to complete them and hand them in.

28. After everyone finished, the boss started to say, if you fill in "Gou", the men will stay and the women will go. If you fill in "hang", the men will go and the women will stay.

29. It was too hot, so I couldn’t sleep at night and talked to a few neighbors downstairs. A moan suddenly came from someone upstairs. Several people were listening attentively. It happened that the neighbor Lao Wang passed by, sighed and said: Lao Li on the 5th floor, if you don't go back and take a look, I hear it is your wife!

30. Resting in the foot washing city next to the train station, as soon as you entered the box, the waiter asked: Do you need other services? I asked: What are the other services included? The eldest sister made a pun: she can contain anything. I said: Oh, then take your own ear and let me take a look.

Postscript: A female student was late for class and was punished by running in circles. Soon it began to rain heavily. Suddenly the girl felt that the rain had stopped. When she saw a boy holding an umbrella beside her and running with her, the girl's face changed. His face turned crimson, but he said: "I have a boyfriend." Unexpectedly, the boy said: "If I don't come, your boyfriend will come. How can I bear to let him suffer?" I know, I am not happy

1. I know, I am not happy! Most of the time I am alone, hiding in my own space.

2. Does every sincerity only lead to sadness? Looking at your mood on WeChat, my heart wants to be stabbed. Who can understand the feeling of being cut by a knife?

3. Suddenly I feel that I really don’t know why I am living. Suddenly I feel that I have no faith and no dreams. Even the meaning of life The road is also confused. It's like a lost child can't find his way home.

4. I often lean against the window alone in the deep night and slowly light a cigarette. Just to let that loneliness numb the feeling of heartache, and to let that flickering light ignite my dim eyes...

5. A heart is always floating tiredly. .. What you guard is always the most beautiful desolation... Maybe, sometimes you deliberately fill this atmosphere...

6. The journey to this day feels as strange as being chosen. walking, and then was led into a strange circle.

7. I always think that this world is worth persevering in, worth falling down time and time again and standing up unswervingly. Even in the end, I give my best and firmly believe that I can gain people and people. The most basic trust people have, but it collapsed...

8. I always want to leave myself somewhere, let the wind and rain blow, and finally die naturally.

9. Even if the ending is not so good, at least you have given me the best in my life, which is enough for me to remember and forget in this life.

10. We both fall in love with a person who cannot hold hands in our lifetime. This is destined to be a heartbreaking ending.

11. I really don’t know when I will be able to go out. I can't leave you behind, but I don't want to delay you.

12. People have become so small and vulnerable in the face of reality. I lost, lost to distance, lost to you.

13. Maybe you who love me so much and I who love you so much are stagnant in the past. They both let go of each other, and the love ends.

14. Sometimes, I hope that time will stop for me, and I will be with the person I like forever; but it always backfires.

15. Sometimes, I find that no one around me understands me. Facing the people around me, I suddenly feel speechless.

16. Sometimes, when you are vulnerable, you want to hide alone and don’t want others to see your wounds.

17. Sometimes, I suddenly want to escape from my current life, and I want to pack my simple luggage and go wandering at all costs.

18. I really want to say something to you: Don’t leave, okay? But I can’t say it.

19. My heart was filled with a lot of unhappiness, and I wanted to find someone to talk to. I turned over and over again, only to realize that there was no such person around me.

20. Sometimes I really want to disappear silently from this world, as if it had never happened. Love talk, would you be happy if you left me? My life has not been happy since I left you.

I am not afraid of hardships and hardships. I just hope that my family can be happy together.

Every sentence is choked in my heart. People who have hurt me. I have also seen through everything

In fact, it is easy for a husband and wife to fall in love and stay together until old age, but it is really difficult. There are many feelings that make time become strangers and lack of language communication. In the end, the two people become familiar strangers. people.

I met him on WeChat. I don’t know if it was luck or something. I think about what he is doing and what he is busy with every day. All I can think about is him. I know I am stupid, but I don’t. I try to make myself not think about him,,, now it seems like I have fantasized about seeing him again and again in childhood, I don’t know when I will wake up like this

Life is not easy, there is no need to do everything Long for the understanding and recognition of others, and live your own life quietly. If the heart does not move, the wind will not do anything. If you are not injured, the years will be fine.

Suddenly I really want to herd the cows. The cows eat grass and I sleep on their backs.

A person’s life is neither as good nor as bad as imagined. Behind everyone there will be sadness and unspeakable difficulties. Everyone will have their own tears. No matter what, you will have your own way to go, as long as you remember, add a coat to yourself when you are cold, buy yourself a bread when you are hungry, and be strong for yourself when you are in pain.

In front of people who love you, you will always be just a child. In front of people who don’t love you, you will always be a man.

In the adult world, there are old people and young people. You cannot cross it. In the secular world, you can't love just because you want to. Go on bravely for the sake of responsibility

My dear, if you are tired, stop and take a rest. It's okay to cry or be weak. It is not cowardice to lean on others' shoulders or let tears fall from the corners of your eyes.

Riding an electric bike home from get off work, I felt a little cold and wanted to cry

Time never ignores the existence of every life. It treats the beginning of every sunrise well and continues countless stories. . What you pay now will be a kind of precipitation. The road of life depends on you moving forward step by step. What can truly protect you is your own choice. There is no expected agreement between luck and misfortune in life, so we don't have to regret it. If it is good, it is called wonderful; if it is bad, it is called experience.

There are always regrets in life, but the future is still beautiful

At the age of thirty, learn to hide your tears and be an adult in the wind and rain. Even if you like someone, you don't dare to express it easily for fear of no results. I was once an innocent child, but reality has forced me to be invincible.

For the rest of my life, I don’t ask for anything. I want the person I like now to be healthy and safe, even if we can’t stay together.

No matter how strong the wind and rain are, I have to hold an umbrella alone and move forward. No matter how many obstacles there are, I still have to think. Try your best to solve it.

Life is not easy. There is no need to crave for the understanding and recognition of others in everything. Live your life quietly. If the heart does not move, the wind will not do anything. If you are not injured, the years will be fine.

Suddenly I feel like a lost child! Can't find the direction! I really want to cry! I feel like I am no longer myself

Whether you admit it or not, the world is always difficult, life is like this, the workplace is like this, and life is even more like this.

I don’t know when it started! I don’t dare to shed any more tears! I don’t dare to tell others what’s on my mind easily! Nothing matters! But my heart was already full of ocean! It’s great to be young, dare to speak, think and do! The older you get, the more cautious you become! So tired!

Life is short, but the rest of your life is long. Love yourself well. It will be better than crying and laughing, and everything will pass.

Behind the smile, it is not as easy to bear the unknown life as imagined

When I was young, I didn’t know the hard work of my parents, but now that I am an adult, I understand it. It was not easy for parents when they were young, thank you for your hard work! I wish my parents good health, happiness every day, and love you forever my parents