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How to send a circle of friends when running insurance

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I sell insurance to earn my salary. It's my job to publicize insurance, so that you can avoid getting poor because of accidental illness and old age. I posted insurance articles in my circle of friends because we saw too much help information there. I just want you to raise your risk awareness, and I don't want to see you asking for help in a circle of friends in the future.

You can not support it, you can cover it up, but when the risk comes to you or your family, all kinds of problems still need to be solved. It's nothing more than spending money from the insurance company or your savings. You bought protection, not to get rich, not to change my life, but to prevent my life from being changed.

Insurance means keeping a sesame seed for yourself every day and being ready to change a watermelon at any time; Even though I didn't get watermelon after all, I found that I had saved a bunch of sesame seeds.

Please understand my work, I am a risky race, and I will try to stay ahead of the risks and send protection to everyone who is destined to belong to me!

1 guarantee is your own.

You have to understand one thing, buy insurance, the premium is yours, and the protection is yours. If a settlement is reached, the money will be yours. Insurance is always reserved for those who have plans and responsibilities, and my time will only be reserved for those who trust me! In fact, whether to buy insurance or not is just one less business for me.

Safety is your own.

This is the way to buy insurance. Trust me, we can make a deal in a few words. If you don't believe me, it's no use talking casually! Whether you save it or not, we are still friends, and we are not affected at all! No one will lose their money because they bought insurance, but some people will lose their money because they didn't buy insurance. Buying insurance is both an opportunity and a qualification. You can despise it, and it will naturally ignore you; If you value it, it will protect you. The gains and losses are all in your vision and wisdom.

Risks and sufferings are your own.

I told you good insurance, but you didn't accept it. Please don't tell me that you are sorry, because you and your family are really sorry that you didn't buy insurance. Today, you sat and smiled and said sorry to me. I think it's polite. Tomorrow, you lie down and cry and say sorry to your family. That is helplessness and despair! I can bear your rejection, because I have been rejected thousands of times; Who will bear your suffering, even if it is only once in a lifetime!

Embarrassment is your own.

The three biggest embarrassing things in life: First, leave early, and the family has no money; Second, I'm late and I have no money; Third, I was hospitalized and borrowed money everywhere! Life insurance can be solved one by one: first, buy accident insurance, leave early, leave money, be merciful, and leave debts! Second, buy old-age insurance, go late, cash flow is as long as life! Third, buy medical insurance, be hospitalized, and let yourself have dignity!

The responsibility is your own.

As a person, there are three main family responsibilities that must be undertaken:

1, support parents-parents have worked hard all their lives and should enjoy their children's filial piety, live a happy life and support them all their lives;

2, loving couples-crossing the river for ten years and sleeping together for a hundred years, husband and wife should share life, respect each other and love each other;

3. Raising children-raising children and educating them to become useful people is not only the responsibility of parents to heaven, but also the birthright of children.

The three responsibilities not only have deep feelings, but also need more money; Life insurance gives you time and money to help you take on these three responsibilities.

In this life, everything can be bought wrong, but how to buy these three kinds of insurance can't be wrong:

First, old-age insurance can't be wrong, everyone will get old! If there is anything wrong, it is that you don't care about your body and live a short life;

Second, there is nothing wrong with buying a critical illness insurance. Everyone will get seriously ill. If you didn't get it, it was mostly because of an accident that you left first and didn't come.

Third, it is not wrong to buy accident insurance, avoiding people and money. Without accident insurance, people are gone, money is gone, and if there is money, there are feelings and debts!

Insurance is always reserved for those who have a plan and a sense of responsibility. In fact, whether to buy insurance or not is just one less business for the agent. No one will lose everything because they buy insurance, but some people have nothing because they don't buy insurance. Buying insurance is both an opportunity and a qualification. You can despise it, and it will naturally ignore you; If you value it, it will protect you. The gains and losses are all in your vision and wisdom.