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Brief introduction of Dong folk songs
Not afraid of stones as scaffolding, not afraid of white water as fragrant tea;
As long as my brother is ambitious, his family will prosper and the people will be rich.
(Zhang)
A husband and wife who swear to heaven that sisters enter their brothers' homes are true couples;
If you get married and work together, you won't worry about the food in your life.
(Xu Chaoda)
Practice songs wholeheartedly, not afraid of parents' punishment;
Steel knives are used as benches and chains are used for foot binding.
Man: Don't lose your life, learn from the loach in the field.
Loach is not afraid of dry land and water, and I am not afraid of beheading with a knife.
Female: where will you go, green rattan wrapped around trees;
Even with a rotten basket, begging for food depends on the door.
Male: Life should be linked to death, not afraid of thunder hitting Yamakaji;
Lightning strikes the body, ghosts never leave the body, and good marriages never leave the body.
(Qiu Hong)
Female: I don't lose my life, even if the prince hooks the book;
The prince checked the book of life and death, and the loess covered his face before taking it.
M: If a good marriage is formed, don't separate, and live and die together.
Born in the * * * room of the deceased and died in the grave.
(Yang Shize) It rains only when there are clouds in the sky, and ditching only when there is water on the ground.
Huashan only goes when there is a road, and only when you love your sister and look good.
(Chen Zaiwen)
Man: One, two, three, make my brother drool.
No matter how big or small, it is easier to stretch out your hand than to retract it.
Female: The mouth sings lotus flowers, and the square ones are rounded by my brother.
Take this beautiful flower. I think it's not too much to be polite and confident.
(Yang Lizhong)
Man: Sister Pasiufei gave me a ride, and I kept my handkerchief in my heart.
The veil is rotten, and the moth is here, and the heart does not fall.
(Qiu Hong)
W: I want to divide the flowers into pieces. Flowers will only be green when they are in bud.
The season is getting impatient. The wind will adjust the cheeks again.
(Long Yiyan)
Man: I came to the garden and invited my sister to build a flower bed together.
To build a flower bed from the ground, now it is for borrowing.
Woman: I heard that my brother wanted to borrow my belt from my sister. I was shy and wanted to go away.
In fact, the foot does not walk, but walks.
Male; Don't worry about borrowing and taking care of your sister, it's out of kindness, not wrangling.
Pull a hair accurately, and marriage depends on it.
Woman: Send my brother a tape to send my feelings, my head to send my heart.
The belt is connected with my brother's wish, and my hair is connected with my sister's affection. .
Man: I am a long-time bee, and my sister is a thorny rose.
It's a waste of time to pick flowers and prick your hands.
It is difficult to build a sedan chair in a big river and paddle a shallow boat in a small stream.
Advise my sister not to say a word of refusal, because the umbrella handle is long and it is difficult for me to take it.
A slap in the back pocket is easy to hit but hard to take back.
If you don't borrow a handkerchief, it's easier to stretch out your hand than to retract it.
Trees turn yellow when they arrive in Qiu Lai, and birds are laying eggs all over the mountain.
If you hide this and throw that away, you will be coaxed by a careless girl.
Don't climb flowers in seventeen or eighteen, there are still a few years at home.
There are still a few years to sit at home, the boat is rotten, and no one is rowing by the river.
(Yao)
Deep mud pond arbitration taro lotus, taro lotus leaf has many big roots.
As long as my true sister is willing, the slate can live.
Sister washed cabbage by the river and knocked down a horse to follow the water.
I want to pick it up in the garden, but I can't plant it where there are leaves and no roots.
(Long Yongchun) Yuan Qinpo: snuff came to tie the knot last night and flew in front of the magpie today;
At dawn, the family greeted the guests and ran to the intersection to see it several times.
Queen Guest: I received a little red book last night with a happy smile on my brow.
Rely on relatives, gold buys road learning.
Round parents: when the moon opens in the middle of the year, the lights are bright and thousands of miles away;
How difficult it is to walk in the wind and rain.
The Lord asked me to meet the driver, holding the little red book in my hand and having a good time.
Queen Guest: Peach blossoms are fresh all the way, and I slowly walked to the door.
Two golden boys are divided around, and a pair of jade girls stand on both sides;
The host's manners are really thoughtful. The moon in your hometown is particularly round.
Round pro-daughter: the clouds in the sky are colorful, and the guests are like the sky;
My house was not cleaned, and the dust hit the guest's shoes.
Queen Guest: The host need not be too modest. It's fresh to walk into your home.
The tables and chairs are smeared, and there is no dust on the floor;
The golden basin draws water to wash your face, and the jade bowl brings tea to your hand;
Step by step, courtesy, this week's main service. Round pro: a book is square and placed in the center of the tea tray;
I came here for nothing but a key to open the box;
Dress up again with clothes and change makeup for couples;
Get an embroidered quilt account, so as to lay a dragon bed for the couple;
I'll make the dragon bed, and then invite the guests to see the bridal chamber.
Guest: The mandarin duck lock in the treasure chest should be opened by the guest himself.
Give me the key to my home, and I forgot to bring it when I went out to change clothes.
Round face: a book is folded in half at four corners and placed on a tea tray to entertain guests;
Give you the key to your home, and you will never forget it.
Queen Guest: Picking up less, losing more, having a bad memory, nothing;
Holding the baby to find a joke turned out to be in my arms.
Round pro-daughter: hold the key with Huanxi and Ying Ying, and lay a dragon bed to welcome new people;
Spread ganoderma lucidum with both hands and spread it flat at the four corners;
Lotus leaf pillow is placed at both ends, and brocade quilt is stacked in the middle;
The golden couple, in pairs, gave birth to your son early and jumped over the dragon gate. Yuan Qinpo: Your girl is really smart, diligent, smart and clever.
Treat the old with more filial piety and the young with more words;
Hands are as good as roads, and everything is fine in spinning and weaving;
Embroidered chicken wings, embroidered dragon embroidered Long Yun;
Housekeeping is an insider, and it is famous all around.
Queen Guest: My parents like to play in amusement parks. They will grow up to eighteen.
She is a person with short wisdom and courtesy to others.
Talking is not light or heavy, crossing the river is not shallow or deep;
Cooking is not salty or light, cooking is not ripe or raw;
She can't pick flowers and embroider, nor can she cut wood and grass;
Young people want to be taught by old people, but patiently teach her to be smart.
My sister is young and immature, and many roads are unclear;
You can't spin cotton in your hands, or twist fine linen in your hands.
Make a pair of shoes, front teeth, heel, unseemly;
I don't know how to do things, and I don't know how to speak;
Close the door with a loud sound, regardless of the ridge pit;
Treat people regardless of age, words are like a bull's head swelling to death;
Cooking doesn't know the price of oil and salt, cooking doesn't know the bowl and liter;
I hope my mother-in-law will give me more advice and patiently teach her to be a capable person. 1, Xishan Road is difficult to go at sunset, so don't worry about climbing and building a ridge.
You turned to Xiaoyao Temple in your hometown, thinking that there was nothing I could do, so you put it away and went back to the house.
2. Passengers crossing the bridge walk very slowly, and the road is difficult, so they need patience.
You live in a state and a county, so don't pat your chest and head when you go home.
3, human feelings are thin, and 70 sages see the world widely.
My new friend sat down and considerate me, and everything he said was warm and harmonious.
Since a glass of wine is yellow, let's entertain friends and relatives from now on.
It is a compliment to leave a plate full of seats. Every time there is a good dish in June, guests can be persuaded to taste it.
5. seeing off guests today is a hard road, starting from sunrise in the east and reaching the bridge in the west, and the road will be repaired.
Holding a glass of wine at the table and stepping on Nanshan will make you take a big step.
6, loved ones are not loved by sages, pack up and try to accompany Xiangu to the world.
Ocean deep, a thousand dollars is hard to buy an expensive rack.
7. Since the glass is full, Du Dongcai deserves Chang 'e.
Chang 'e is a fairy's collocation, just like a fairy with colorful harmony.
Eat candle wine on the table and congratulate Wuzi on his graduation. 8, borrow the same, lend you two pairs of golden pot chopsticks, lend you a golden pot to drink,
Lend you a silver-brewed begonia, a golden lion on the left and a study on the right;
The top is full, and the bottom is full of years; It completed up, down, left, right,
Congratulations on your family's longevity.
9. Thank God. Thank you for the party. You have everything. the union of a dragon and a phoenix foretells good fortune
Use carp.
10, this glass of wine comes to the red fairy fairy, I don't know where.
Pine trees are used as oil spots and gypsum as rock salt.
I don't know how long a year is and how many days there are in January.
Living in this world is a waste of time.
If you want me to give you a kiss, I will give you a kiss. People grow to be a hundred years old.
1 1, a glass of wine turns yellow, and her mother was born in poverty.
Monsoon is very cold all year round, not the original frost in early winter.
The natural environment has not changed, and I have no strength to send a dowry.
12, a glass of wine turns yellow, don't go to the table to praise the dowry.
The control of wood index is very tight, and there are thousands of discussions.
Hit the desk and put the mirror, hit the box and put the clothes.
This dowry is indecent and slow to relatives and girls.
13, the bride's family sits on a high slope, one is short of cotton, and the other is short of food.
Send my sister to your house, people will come, and the night will be long.
14, the bride's family sits in a poor mountain nest, sometimes sunny and sometimes rainy.
Because there is little labor at home, there is no money at hand.
First, the United States sent Yuanyang pillows, and second, the United States sent good beds.
Send my sisters to your house and save the girls and in-laws.
15, this glass of wine is lit. Don't praise your family.
Because her family has no promise, all walks of life can't get married normally.
16, this glass of wine is green, and I can't deliver the bill.
Everyone is a relative's hobby, and I'm embarrassed to say it.
17, this glass of wine is full, don't praise her family for sending more.
Gold pots and silver pots are beautiful, and women's clothes are for your in-laws.
18, long hemp yarn is spun into thread, and cotton is spun into orange strip.
The two relatives are not idle, and this fine flower is happy.
19, this glass of wine is green and dripping, and the river will flow forever.
The paved road must be finished, and the mandarin ducks are paired with a hundred heads.
20, a car, a seat to the east, an old car.
Longer life, less car full.
Sit down, sit down, turn south, the windmill is high.
When the flowers move, the carp turn over the clear pool.
Car seat, car seat turns west, golden rooster turns down.
Phoenix ridge, the phoenix turns down the golden river.
Sit down, sit down, and turn north. I will stay here for many days.
If you want to turn around, turn around and go home and spread it far away.
2 1, the golden basin caused a storm by pumping water, reaching for the face-lifting basin.
You look down on me, your face is like a burning slope.
Please transfer to the hall and give it to your parents-in-law.
It's about the public washing three pa, and it's about the female washing three pa.
I'm relieved that my parents-in-law have washed them.
22. Since a glass of wine has arrived, Maura has stayed.
I have been here for several days and nights, and I am shy for many days.
Say goodbye to the host. I'm leaving. Congratulations on your full house.
In order to wish your family good feng shui, I switched to travel again this winter.
23. It's not that I am modest, but that my family's economy is really thin.
Every time the mountain is high and the water is cool, it lacks economy and eats less.
Because there are many children and sisters in my family, we often have no clothes to wear, which is very neat.
Spend all my in-laws' money and rice, borrow soil on the spot and turn the wall into.
Oil without pearls is ashamed to serve a cup at the table.
24. The people in the service department took great pains to wash the pots and clean the stoves.
The guests were busy carrying water and washing vegetables before going out to sweep the floor.
Tea cooking time, etc. Have a rest every time.
Get on the horse and ask jade, smiling and ashamed.
Everyone dares to get drunk, and turn around and take the initiative to make the lake flat.
25, the wine and rice in the hall are very happy, and Qing Ji has already passed three steps.
Playing horses is much more lively and singing is easy.
Unfortunately, it is difficult for me to learn, and it is a waste of time for the master to stay up late.
Thousands of glasses of wine, less wine, save some spirit for the Ming Dynasty.
26. Pour the wine with a jug and put the begonia on the drawing room table.
Let a gold and silver vault be on the left and a reading room on the right.
There are treasures in the treasure house, but there are no lang in the library.
There are many gods in the world, and life is long and water is long.
Brew the five dragons to return to their places, and the five dragons will return to their places to make foreign goods.
At three o'clock in the evening, the king ascended the throne, and his son descended and drove again.
26, the ecliptic is like night, killing pigs and slaughtering sheep to welcome six relatives.
Gao Peng sat in the afternoon, enjoying a pleasant atmosphere.
Today, guests will not bring wine, but borrow flowers to offer a cup of Buddha.
27. The golden platform is silver and orange, and the ivory chopsticks are neatly placed in the white jade cup.
It's beautiful to sit together. People and Italy are accompanied by fairies.
Today's guests are rude. Let's borrow flowers to offer a cup of Buddha.
28. Many people are waiting for guests. Say goodbye in front of the hall and get on the bus.
Qufengtang, wedding banquet celebration, silk thread implicated in red leaves.
In the class, high relatives bid farewell to Woody, and the wedding ceremony was thoughtful and polite.
The jade girl's welcome speech is the present master, and the teapot is a wine speech.
You work hard in the kitchen, you work hard, and your family will be good to you.
While helping others to help you resign, you are silly to practice your resignation.
Finally together, obviously going back to China.
29. If you are a guest for many days, you should go back to your hometown and don't leave the relevant small rules.
Borrow a jade bowl to brew sugar and a pair of chopsticks to bridge the bridge.
Please make way for the golden pot and the silver stove. I'll sit down and make way for Haitang. Female: My parents are only looking forward to inserting willows into the forest in the eighteenth spring.
As soon as my parents spoke, they forced me to go out and cry.
Mother: My parents have a hard time. They go out early in the morning and come back to the house very late.
Like the fish scattered in the vernal equinox, Niang lost a piece of meat.
Female: I am obviously my brother's sister, and I still insist on separating my brother and sister;
It's a pity to take out a handful of white rice.
Brother: the broken kite floated far away, and the broken boat walked down the beach;
His family drinks too much tea, so it's really hard for me to keep my sister.
(Qiu Hong)
Female: female foreign minister Cai, sister-in-law is a daughter;
Just like the grass on the rocks in autumn, it only comes yellow but not green.
Sister-in-law: My sister is not sad when she goes out, and the girl won't live long at home.
The bride's house is just a beach water, and her husband's house is a water storage pond.
(Yang Lizhong)
Female: the iron cannon sounded three times in front of the door, bid farewell to parents and left the boudoir;
Brothers and sisters are very neat, but I am different;
I have no powder in the field at the door and no name in the box;
My parents are scales. Why is it unfair?
Father: The iron cannon rang three times in front of the door. I came to see the girl go out of the boudoir.
You are not the only one in the world.
Although there are thousands of things, paper does not leave a name;
It is not that parents are cruel, but that society is unfair.
(Pu Decai)
Female: The moon is red, just for the moon;
I don't want to leave my sisters today, one is from the west and the other is from the east.
The wicker is long and the wicker floats for a long time;
Looking back several times, the light is good, and now I see that the wicker is broken.
Lotus blossoms, lotus leaves with lotus stands;
Sister is ten times stronger than lotus, just like frost.
Snowflakes fly, birds don't make people sad;
Sister is a group of birds in need, and it is difficult for a person to fly back.
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