Preparation before eating (humorous joke)

The couple will go to their cousin's house for a wedding reception tomorrow.

The husband asked his wife: Wife, let's go to dinner tomorrow. Don't leave like before. When you left, your crotch was full of vegetable residue and soup, and your relatives laughed at you. I looked down at that time and blushed. In the future, when our son is older, it's time for someone to propose. Don't do that again!

The wife replied: I am not afraid that we will suffer, have a seat and stay put for two days! You're right. Then I will be more civilized!

The husband asked uneasily, How civilized are you?

The wife thought about it and said happily, I wear ten skirts and take a big bag. When eating a meal, one is dirty, the other is faded under the table, and soon it is stuffed into the bag. I don't know, and I promise to wear a clean skirt when I eat.

The husband said: Is it appropriate for you to wear a skirt this winter?

The wife said: nothing, these ten skirts only wear a pair of cotton trousers. Besides, we also had a fashion once. Don't people in the city wear skirts in winter?

The husband said: I'm relieved now, but I remind you to put away your chopsticks when you have the last clean skirt left.

The wife replied: I covered my mouth and swallowed my throat, and I was swept away. Maybe I still have two clean skirts on me in the end! This doesn't hurt, but also gives you enough face to kill two birds with one stone! Is your wife clever?

The husband smiled and nodded and said yes.