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Gong Dou Luji
Time: autumn
Location: Defei's bedroom
-Let's do it.
Chang Chang Guan Fei
I'm wearing a long light blue dress with a silver belt and a few pink flowers, corresponding to my clothes, and I'm going to pay my respects to Wan Yan, who has just been promoted to Princess De. A wisp of autumn wind blows gently, and a wisp of long hair flutters slowly.
Defei ☆ Yan Yan
Dressed in a white palace costume, I gathered myself and sat by the window, and a smile touched my mouth. Suddenly I heard from Gong E that Chang 'e Guan flew in to inquire about my news, and I was puzzled. Then I smiled charming, adjusted my clothes, got up and let the moon help me walk to the door in small steps.
Chang Chang Guan Fei
(At this moment, he gently knocks on the door and says) Princess De, Phyl has come to inquire after her, and Queen Jin 'an (blessed).
Defei ☆ Yan Yan
She squinted at Guan Fei, with a gentle smile on her face, and a white hand gently helped Guan Fei's sister get up quickly. Wan Yan is less than 15 this year. How could he be given such a gift by Guan Fei's sister? Isn't that a shame?
Chang Chang Guan Fei
(When she heard De Fei say this, she smiled faintly. ) you are a princess, and Phyl is just a small seven. A princess doesn't have to be called Sister Faye.
Defei ☆ Yan Yan
After listening to what GuanFei said, the smile on her face gradually increased, like a faint smile. But it's really weird to appear on this immature face. My foot slipped accidentally. See GuanFei stretched out his hand to hold me, he gave a strange laugh, a wave of his hand, his head hit the corner of the table, and then fell to the ground, with thick blood on his head. Suddenly, Guan Fei's sister burst into tears. . . How could you do that? Even if you are jealous, it doesn't have to be like this. . . Asphyxiation . Can't talk.
Chang Chang Guan Fei
I was surprised to see the blood coming out of Princess De's head. I was busy lifting her up from the ground and taking out the medicine from the cupboard. Soon the bleeding stopped, and I secretly sighed. ) Princess De, are you all right? The blood on your head has stopped. Do you need Phyl to call the doctor? Phyl didn't mean to. Please forgive me. ("plop" on his knees)
Defei ☆ Yan Yan
I saw officer Fan kneeling on the ground, his face slightly urgent, picking up his collar with one hand, slapping a slap in the face, and grunting coldly, you are looking at my new palace, so you come here to show me your face? It's a pity that I can't wear a cruel smile on my face as you wish. Now that I have twisted my head into a "virtuous princess", I will laugh like a "virtuous princess".
Chang Chang Guan Fei
(Put your hand over the face beaten by Princess De, hold back the tears in your eyes and sob:) Empress, Phyl doesn't have the guts.
Defei ☆ Yan Yan
Cold hum, approached GuanFei side, raise your face, sneer at a way. What a charming face. It's a shame to say anything and ruin it. Naively speaking, it seems to be talking to himself, and it seems to be asking how not to ruin this face? It's a pity that I don't like seeing this face on you.
Chang Chang Guan Fei
(I was surprised to hear what the empress said, and said) Do you want it, empress? . . . . .
Defei ☆ Yan Yan
I sighed slightly, wondering if GuanFei knew what I was thinking. It's too late to know. What should I do if my hand and handkerchief are twisted together and my eyebrows are slightly wrinkled? "Brush" I saw my hand moving on Guan Fei's face. When I looked again, I saw a painted skin in my hand, and my eyes looked innocently at Guan Fei's bloody face.
Chang Chang Guan Fei
Seeing the blood on my hands and knowing that my face was destroyed, I rushed to the sideline and committed suicide ~)
Defei ☆ Yan Yan
Seeing her rushing to the side of the pillar, I knew in my heart that she wanted to commit suicide, sneered and grabbed her sister Guan Fei. What is this? With a gentle and sweet smile on his face, does Guan Fei want to leave like this? But Wan Yan loathe to give up GuanFei's sister. Yan also wants his sister to play "Riding a Trojan Horse". I took a look at the moon beside me.
Chang Chang Guan Fei
I didn't know what to do when I heard princess de, so I said to myself, "spin the Trojan horse"? )
Defei ☆ Yan Yan
After listening to Guan Fei's words, his smile deepened. He saw that the moon had been lifted with wooden posts and wood, and a deep smile gradually appeared on his face. Guan Fei doesn't know? Clap your hands and signal to carry it in. Sister Guan Fei will know for a while. Sister Fei, the evil smile officer, should enjoy it. This is specially prepared by Wan Yan for her sister. When Troy saw Gong E start to harness his horse, he sneered slightly and whispered, Let's begin. I saw that the moon first erected a wooden post on a piece of wood, hoisted the official Filipino girl, put it on the top of the wooden post, poked the wooden post into the vagina, and then let go, letting the official Filipino girl fall until the wooden post passed through her nose and mouth. So, after several times, he died. The corners of the mouth are evil and beautiful, indicating that the moon is clean, so I entered the cabinet.
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Character: Min Biaoyi, Chen Shu promised An Xianyue an Jieyu. Lingruohan Jade Watch Clothes-Su Ziyuan
Venue: Royal Garden
Time: Autumn dusk
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Min Biao-Su Chenxue
[The elegant jade face is painted with faint plum blossom makeup, and the delicate face is charming and charming; If it used to be beautiful, it is now like a fairy who fell into the dust by mistake and was contaminated with dust. But the most unforgettable thing is those bright starlight eyes. Dressed in a blue tulle dress, Hangzhou's white silk nightgown looms, and her waist is gently supported by a soft pale pink tulle from Ji Cuishan, coated with a little powder. A head of black hair fluttered around her waist, with a chic flying cloud bun tied to her head. Moonless amethyst hairpin with cloud temples, exquisite ring around the neck, dressed in lavender double-breasted. She has an indescribable fragrance that makes people want to be close to her. The voice is sweet but not greasy, refreshing, and the jade hand gently shakes the lavender-flavored silk. Walking with my sister in the imperial garden]
Shu Wuji-An Xianyue
[Linglong Bao hairpin is obliquely inserted between the temples, and the moss rolls pink red rose ribbon. A wisp of hair hangs straight from one side of the sideburns, and a few beads the size of rice grains are floating on the jade belt around the waist. A piece of pink brocade is embroidered with roses in bud. The outer cover is light-colored gauze, and the ribbons on both sides of the scapula are dotted with light blue gauze, just like a fairy. The water eye turns slightly with aura, but the lips don't.
Xi relieves depression. Ling ruohan
Dressed in a lavender court dress, 3,000 locks of hair were tied in a bun, and lavender butterfly-shaped hair pins were inserted obliquely. The skirt corner was decorated with two wisteria, and two lavender feather fans were stirred tightly and orderly, and a little makeup was put on. It's really beautiful. I walked in the Royal Garden. Suddenly I saw some beautiful images in front of me, so I stepped forward. I spoke slowly before I could see who it was.
Yubiaoyi -Su Aster
[Wearing a pale white palace outfit, quietly elegant place is a bit more dusty temperament. Black jade hair is simply tied into a bun of a flying fairy, and a few full and round pearls are randomly dotted in the hair. Hair like dark clouds is softer, brighter and more moist. Beautiful eyes are full of brilliance, and red lips are full of faint smiles. Petite white shoes, dark clouds tied around her slender waist, and small bells tinkling in front of her, add a bit of natural and fresh meaning to this beauty. Walking with my sister in the Imperial Garden, I saw Sister Sunseeker and hurried to say hello to her.
Min Biao-Su Chenxue
I came to the Imperial Garden because my sister hasn't gone to bed yet. I was bored, but I didn't want to see my sister Sunseeker, so I followed her. Give my regards to my sister.
[See also Shu's infinity, Tao] This infinity looks unfamiliar.
Shu Wuji-An Xianyue
[Look at the jade watch, Min Biao is called the elder sister Jieyu of Sunseeker, saying] Say hello to the three sisters, say hello to them.
[Supplement] Xianyue just entered the palace.
Xi relieves depression. Ling ruohan
Press lightly, sister, get up, don't be so polite to your sister, but don't ask Shu to promise. Don't you know the rules? Don't you know the rules? I don't know if it should be called an empress. I added, menstruation didn't teach Shu to promise, which aggravated the tone, saying that Shu promised to despise Gong Gui.
Shu Wuji-An Xianyue
[grievance] Xianyue really doesn't know. Xianyue only heard two watches call her that. ......
[Tao] Xianyue deserves to die
Min Biao-Su Chenxue
[looks cold]
[Tao] What did you promise to say? I didn't catch this watch?
[Liu Mei turned upside down] Shu's promise is not a watch. When you become a watch, you can talk about palace rules with this watch.
[Again] Promise to remember your identity.
Xi relieves depression. Ling ruohan
Forget it, Shu promised, you must keep it in mind in the future. Don't repeat it, but ... if Han is not so easy to send, if Han wants you to copy it 20 times, give it to Ruohan tomorrow, with emphasis. Otherwise, the consequences are at your own risk.
Shu Wuji-An Xianyue
Thank the queen.
[get up]
Xianyue: Yes, sir. If the empress has nothing to do, Xianyue will be excused.
[turns away]
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Character: Jing Jieyu-Mu Lingxin Xi Guiren-Ling Ruohan
Time: Summer afternoon
Venue: Jiuqu Promenade
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Jing Jieyu. Mu Lingxin
I once had lunch, but I was not sleepy. I'm wearing a blue tulle dress and a white waist seal. My hair was tied into a beautiful bun with carved wooden pins, and a few delicate pearls adorned my hair with a little makeup.
Call Ye Er, take her for a walk in the palace and look at the surrounding scenery. I can't help wondering. How long have I been out? At first, I was saved because I was sick and stayed indoors all day. However, how can I avoid the disturbance of this harem?
Xi Guiren-Ling Ruohan
-| Dressed in a lavender court dress, tied in a bun with 3,000 strands, and obliquely inserted with lavender butterfly-shaped hair pins. The skirt corner is decorated with two wisteria flowers, and two lavender feather fans are tightly and orderly incited and slightly put on makeup. Fall in love, if you are angry |
-| I heard that there is a place called Jiuqu Gallery in the harem, so I wanted to come and have a look. In the zigzag corridor, I suddenly saw a beautiful image in front of me. I stepped forward, leaned over and shook my hand. If Han worshiped the Jing Queen, the Jing Queen would be lucky.
Jing Jieyu. Mu Lingxin
Walking, I smelled a soft sound, and I looked at it. I saw a purple dress. I was once a noble sunseeker. I once met her at a family dinner, but now I have become an aristocrat.
Xu Shang helped her up, so please get up.
Next to the night son leaned over and inquired about the recent situation of the noble sunseeker.
Xi Guiren-Ling Ruohan
-| Hearing Jing Niangniang call me up, I got up slowly, and with a proper smile, I exposed my face | Xie Jingniang.
-| I heard that Ye Er next to me asked JingJieYu to inquire after me, and added | Press, Ye Er, get up.
Jing Jieyu. Mu Lingxin
Look at its costume, which is somewhat similar to Xiyan. When Ling Xin saw you the other day, it was always there. During these ten days, she has been promoted to nobility. Congratulations, Ruohan, Lingxin hasn't taken the time recently, and will come to celebrate your promotion in a few days.
The faster you get promoted, the more dangerous it is. How can you live a life of being a thorn in someone's side?
Xi Guiren-Ling Ruohan
-| Hear JingJieYu say this, the in the mind is very high, and then slowly speak, way | oh? Really? If Han just thought that I hadn't seen Empress Jing for some time. I didn't expect it to take so long. Isn't Empress Jing promoted quickly?
-| paused and added | If Han is here, thank Jing Niangniang first.
Jing Jieyu. Mu Lingxin
Smell speech, lip angle evoked a smile, you said you were joking. Lingxin's cleanliness level has been maintained for a long time. Where did you get the promotion? Do you think it was a mistake and paused? Are you laughing or joking with Ling Xin?
Xi Guiren-Ling Ruohan
-| Light way | Oh? Really? Then maybe Han was wrong. If Han is wrong, I hope the empress doesn't mind.
-| Smile |
-| Supplement | I wonder if the Empress has ever heard of Zhuang Guifei. She ran fastest of all, but she disappeared somehow, just like disappearing into the air.
Jing Jieyu. Mu Lingxin
There is a trace of sadness in my brow, but it is contradictory to say what you say. What you said has come out. If Ling Xin cares, can you take them back? I don't know what LingXin cares and doesn't care according to your meaning.
After hearing what he said, chuckle noble knows this palace like the back of his hand, but how do you know that Zhuang Guifei's status and imperial concubine are all subordinates of the doctrine and Zhuang Guifei?
Xi Guiren-Ling Ruohan
-| Laugh and say | If there is a difference between Han and Zhuang Guifei, how do you know about Zhuang Guifei? It's just what others said.
-| chuckle, silence |
Jing Jieyu. Mu Lingxin
Gently shake the sandalwood fan and sit down in the corridor. Please sit down, Taoist priest.
Lip corners evoke funny smiles, huh? Heard it from someone else?
It's good to chuckle, but Ling Xin just met Zhuang Guifei the other day. How did she "disappear"? Master, don't listen to hearsay in the future.
Raise your eyes and look at them with smiles in your eyes, not to mention learning from those who have been chewing their tongues.
Xi Guiren-Ling Ruohan
-| I heard that I found a place, sat down slowly, and thanked the Queen.
-| heard, added | Empress met ZhuangGuiFei the other day? It seems that this is not true. If Han won't listen to hearsay again.
Jing Jieyu. Mu Lingxin
Smile, knowing is good for you. In the future, you'd better be careful. I met Lingxin today. I don't know which empress it is, but I was heard by some people with ulterior motives. ...
Smile. You should know.
Xi Guiren-Ling Ruohan
-| I heard, Tao | If Han remembers what the empress said.
-| It won't happen again.
-| Bow your head and say nothing |
Xi Guiren-Ling Ruohan
-Guangming Avenue |
If something happens to Han, he has to go first.
-| Words fall, then left |
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-Start a play.
People: Chen, Yue Dan,,.
Venue: Akiyama, Yu Yan
Time: early winter
Night rebuttal (444190588)14: 52: 37
On the third day of the third lunar month, the sky was not clear, and the cypress trees in the yard withered, leaving a desolate blue. Suddenly covered with snow. This is the first snow since entering the palace, which hastily covered up the rancid air under the glazed gables. In this way, before the first morning light in early winter, the yard will look white and flawless. What did Third Master say? Fu Lan went back to my third master, went through the customs before dawn, and went to southern Xinjiang with his master. Before he left, he asked his family to take a message saying that he would reassure the young lady that he would win this time. In the mirror with gold-plated copper surface, the clothes are bright, which makes Fu Lan carefully apply a layer of powder before giving up. How did you do what I asked you to do the day before yesterday? Fu Lan smiled, but her work didn't stop. Mary rolled up a shiny bun and saved what Miss Pearl Hairpin told her. When did Fran ever screw up? A message from Chen Fa asked you to chat in Yanqi Qiushan. The tea is fragrant and a cold plum blooms so well in the cup. Take what I prepared the day before yesterday, and we'll start there and wait, lest people say that we have lost our manners.
Yuedan (1328698911)15: 27: 24
The weather in early winter is always so unattractive. In a blink of an eye, the first snow of this year has fallen in succession, silently. I like snowflakes flying, but I don't like snow everywhere. This is the purest thing in the world. Why should I let the filth everywhere defile its once pure white? Alas, some things can't be kept. After the fog passed, it was just a little water stain, leaving nothing, just a sudden sadness, and the clouds had moved. I still have that ravaged letter. It's actually just a simple farewell letter. I don't know how many times I watched it, and I don't know how many times I watched it in my mind. I will be successful if I go through the customs tomorrow. Don't squeeze my fingers. Hold the letter tightly in my hand, cruel. I will light the letter in my hand and watch the familiar handwriting burn out slowly in the fire. Miss, the fingers holding the handkerchief are pale and tight. It's almost time for me to nod and tell you how much. Before I arrived, I saw a familiar figure standing on the edge of the rockery, standing straight, patting the snowflake on my shoulder and walking past. . .
Night rebuttal (444190588)15: 35: 34
At the sight of Chen Weifu, people came to their eyes. The rouge-colored clothes are embroidered with Zhu, which is rich and gorgeous, but the eyes and eyebrows are a little tired.
Yuedan (1328698911)15: 47: 01
Trembling in my heart, what about Chen? When did we become such strangers? Chen really wants to laugh, doesn't he? What a Chen, can't we go back? Really can't go back? Why should he or your sister care about these vain gifts and wry smiles? Is he okay?
Night rebuttal (444190588)15: 51:39
Even if you enter the palace gate, you still have to break your tie. This woman will eventually become the bane of the family ... I thank Chen for his concern, and everything is fine with my father. ...
Yuedan (1328698911)16: 00: 27
The smile on her face froze and the bitterness in her heart was wanton. She ... let it be ... let it be ... everyone has gone to herbal tea, times have changed, and no one will be anyone's anymore. In the end, it's just my own stupidity.
Female repair. Zi Rong (444190588)16: 08: 47.
Chen, the cold snow outside is melting. Please go to the gazebo to avoid catching cold. In the pavilion, Fu Lan has made tea. Or a pot of lotus music
Chen Yuedan (1328698911)16: 28: 00.
Walking through the snow, smiling slightly, but afraid to look into her eyes, I don't know when there is always a chill in her eyes. The stone bench is so cold that the biting cold extends from the thigh to the heart. That's so cool. After drinking the wine in the cup, I feel slightly warm. Wine is good, but don't you think something is missing? Put down the glass and motioned for the maids behind him to step down, only to see that Zi Rong didn't flinch behind him. The cold face down from the imperial secretary, looking at Zi Rong. See Zi Rong nodded slightly, back, see others back three feet away, I just said, what can I do?
Female repair. Zi Rong (444 190588)
Warm wine in your arms is a little warm, and the fragrance of lotus songs in the pavilion is lingering. I came here to give Chen a gadget. There is a gold-plated owl in the lacquer box, which is a man's waist ornament. My brother got it outside the customs. When Zi Rong entered the palace, he remembered that he would never meet again, so he gave it to Zi Rong as a souvenir. Zi Rong entered the palace, and he had nothing. Only such vulgar things can be obtained. Chen is a fellow villager. I still hope that Yuan Yi will not give up. believe ...
Chen Yuedan (1328698911)16: 55:13.
After receiving the gold-plated owl, the golden color reflected the pain in my eyes caused by pale snow, and I smiled at Xie.
Female repair. Zi Rong (444 190588)
Good wind, send me to Qingyun ... Yuan said so, and seemed to agree. Since then, Zi Rong has been supported and cared for by Yuan Yi ... fine celadon, delicate and smooth. A wisp of silver thread filled the cup.
Chen Yuedan (1328698911)
The owl in my arms clings to my chest, warm in my heart and smiling slightly. Suddenly I feel that the snow is not so dazzling. I have been in this palace for some time. Holding a glass in hand, it is still cold. Wine is really a magical thing, like pure water, but it is easy to strike a chord. It looks cold, but it's like a fire in my stomach ... it's not something I can do alone. If Zi Rong wants this good wind, he doesn't have to come to me. However, as long as my sister has nothing to do, I will give her food and clothing, and there is no need to mention anything slightly drunk. I called the maid behind me and turned away.
Female repair. Zi Rong (444 190588)
That depends on whether you borrow it or not ... chew those words carefully and taste like blood.
Sima Yan □ Yiwei (65512502)17: 27: 39
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Character: Fei Fenyi ☆ Han Xiao Maid Yi Xue
Time: late
Venue: Mo Yun Hall
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Pink musical instrument ☆ Han Xiao
At night, it rained endlessly, but I still realized the significance of cloudy days. There is no bright moon outside. The reason is that it is oblivious to the wind, covering the sky and freezing. Therefore, I have to wait for Lei Zhen to suddenly want to wake up, and I can't stop coughing. The sound is terrible when it rains. Nan said, hey ... snow, hey ... get water! ……
My heavy heart sank, my cough was endless, my face suddenly turned pale and terrible, and Yixue ran hastily, holding the hand of the teacup, shaking slightly all the time, only listening to Yixue's owner ... Are you okay?
He hurriedly handed me the water. Seeing its positive color, Yi Xue burst into tears. Close your eyes slightly, drink water, lean on the couch, put down the cup from the snow, and massage it with your skillful hands before the cup collapses, while worrying about Master Tao and asking for a cure too much. ...
Cicadas in summer rush out, and geese in autumn rain come. The night is as cool as water, and the autumn wind is bleak. It is unnecessary to smile ... What is the situation of the emperor?
The golden full moon is blocked by dark clouds, but I can't help it. How long has it been since I came to this hall?
Maid Yi Xue
First of all, draw a screen with red candle and cold, and lightly fan the fireflies. During the day, the night in the order is as cool as water, lying watching morning glory and Vega, but now it is, blue sky, yellow leaves, autumn colors, waves of cold smoke,
I can't help but feel distressed when I watch this young lady go step by step from a girl's school to a separate school. This innocent and lovely person became this heartless person as soon as he entered the palace. This change is too great.
Seriously ill, refusing overtreatment, afraid of jokes or something? I can't guess, miss. What should Yi Xue do? This is a treasure. I'm afraid I'll step on the young lady's head one day. So, what should I do? No, this can never happen, but Yi Xue is just a little handmaiden. what can I do?
Meditation, suddenly heard miss, slightly hesitant, whispered, the emperor ... is in spoil at such a time, and that Chen Yuanyi, even ...,
Pink musical instrument ☆ Han Xiao
Storm, heartbreak, skirts fluttering, curled up, messy hair, and a light cough, when the harem is helpless, it falls on it every day, dragging firmly, like a bad barrier of disgust, not surprising, who will sympathize! ? Han Xiao coughed her eyes out in the abandoned palace. Who would know? Who will sympathize? ! Since I entered the palace today, I have never shed a tear, and my hair is as thin as water. This has long been the means of palace ladies, but everyone will whisper and hope that Han Xiao will die early, but if I do what those people want, then I will be too ignorant! Thinking of this, I took a deep breath. I hope Xueyi, Cher, have been with me for a while from the past to the present. It's really hard for you ~ now I'm here, in you, in me, and I won't let you suffer any injustice.
I feel my hands shaking in the massage, and I know it secretly. I'm afraid this brat is afraid ... alas, I sigh that everything in heaven should have enjoyed it. Why did you keep it? It is also wrong, but it happened that I was about to turn around, but I thought of it, but I heard it escape from the snowy road. I looked bored and spit it out slowly. What's wrong with Chen? You don't have to tell me half the story, but I still know it, okay?
Jade eye is fine, I endure heartache. Grasping the bedding tightly is a new idea, and the emperor has many meanings. It's a good idea to keep silent, knowing that watching chess is not a real gentleman.
Cher, added, since I have been in the harem for several months, don't make any noise now. It seems that the harem is related to me by blood. Take your time to learn. Now ... stay out of it and wait and see!
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Character: Ling Shunyi. Mo Yanxi and Fang Linyi. Yu Ling Wei Lan Liang Yi. Dyeing and polishing
Venue: Zizhulin
Time: summer and afternoon
Three rows of silence in turn.
Lingshunyi Moxiyan
[I'm wearing a purple tulle dress, and my hair hangs down casually, only holding a pinch of Hosta on my head to fix it slightly ... The skirt has been taken off, my white face is clean and clear ... My long eyelashes are trembling in the breeze. Walking slowly in the purple bamboo forest]
Lin. Yu lingwei
Dressed in a pale pink dress, with a long mop and a thin waist tied by a cloud belt, it is even more charming. A thin bead in her hair is reflected like a lotus. Beautiful face, a pair of phoenix eyes charming and natural, but awe-inspiring. A head of green hair is combed into a Chinese bun, which looks beautiful and graceful. Dimples reflect peach eyes, and stars twinkle in their hair. Walking through Zizhulin and seeing Ling Shunyi, I went forward to pay a New Year call to my sister.
Ian Liang Yi. Dyeing and polishing
【 Dressed in a water-blue palace outfit, my sleeves gently hooked a few gardenias, and my hair rose slightly. A few strands of hair hung down gently. ]
[Walking into the lotus steps of this purple bamboo forest, two beautiful pictures emerge. Looking carefully, it turned out to be Ling Shunyi and Lin Fangyi, laughing] It turned out that the two sisters were here, and Yi Li paid New Year greetings to them.
Lingshunyi Moxiyan
[Nodding] Get up, two sisters.
[Smile] Why are you so polite in private?
, [smiling]
Lin. Yu lingwei
Shallow, got up and thanked my sister.
Smile, sister. Release the gift quickly.
Ling Wei spent her summer vacation here, so she met her sister.
Ian Liang Yi. Dyeing and polishing
[Smiling, talking] The two sisters are really elegant.
[Pauses and says] In that case, we might as well go to the front pavilion and bring snacks cooked tomorrow.
Lingshunyi Moxiyan
Oh? Really? Sister brought snacks again. Every time I see my sister, I feel a little overwhelmed. When he spoke, his eyes searched for tea. ]
, [light way] I don't know what's delicious this time.
Lin. Yu lingwei
Nod your head and smile.
Show some greed. hee hee ... tomorrow's snacks can make me never tire of eating.
Laugh or I'll ask Sister Yu to bring some good wine for everyone. Don't worry, you won't get drunk ~ ~
Ian Liang Yi. Dyeing and polishing
[Seeing what they said, smiling] Yi Li knew that her sisters would like it, but this time, tomorrow didn't come, so I can't introduce the names of these snacks to my sisters.
[Listening to forest wine, laughing] Why doesn't Sister Lin bring wine that can get her drunk? Sister Yi Li and Sister Ling want to see Sister Lin get drunk.
Lingshunyi Moxiyan
, [hook up the corners of the mouth] and so on. We agreed last time. Get your sister drunk. Why don't we do it today? (Turning to Ling Wei Road) What do you say, sister? . ?
[Say that finish. Cover your mouth and laugh]
Lin. Yu lingwei
Sneaking around is right. If you want to see me drunk, I'm afraid I can't. My sister and I will get you drunk first and see how my sister is drunk. Ha ha.
Say that finish, let Yujie get the wine and come back soon to pour it for us.
Sister Lin can't do this. Last time it was clearly agreed that Sister Lin would come to see you, how did it become Yi Li again?
[Looking at Ling Shunyi, she said] Look, Sister Ling and Sister Lin bullied Yili again.
Lingshunyi Moxiyan
[Smiles] Ling Wei, I won't help you this time. Me. I want to help Yili get drunk. I said I wanted you to get drunk. How do you change your mind?
[Say that finish, with a smile. ]
Ian Liang Yi. Dyeing and polishing
[Seeing Lin drinking, smiling] Since Sister Lin drank, she also drank. Otherwise, Sister Lin will say that she drank it.
[Raise a glass and drink it]
I don't know if I'm drunk.
Lingshunyi Moxiyan
[Watching them both drink. Helpless, they took a sip of their glasses. I only drink a little. Or you'll have to carry me back.
[Touching a little with your mouth, you put down the glass]
Lin. Yu lingwei
Cup after cup, Furong's face was sultry and her eyes blurred. I'm a little drunk and the differential is blowing. I don't know if this is true or not. I barely stood up and really skyrocketed. I only feel that every step is like stepping on a cloud and walking slightly. Looks like I'm still drunk ~
Ian Liang Yi. Dyeing and polishing
[Lin smiles drunkenly when he sees it] It seems that my sister's capacity for alcohol is really poor. Sister Lin must seldom drink, right?
[Say that finish, he also raised his glass and took another sip]
Lingshunyi Moxiyan
[Watching two people drink one cup after another. This is really drunk. That's all. . Don't stop them .. There are few opportunities to get drunk in this palace. Let them relax today ... Alas ... They must be preoccupied ...]
Lingshunyi Moxiyan
[That's all. Let them get drunk today]
[looking at two people continue to drink. My heart began to sigh. ]
Knot a knot.
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