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A friend sold popsicles in the public garden for the first time and was embarrassed to shout. Then suddenly someone shouted "sell popsicles ~ ~ ~ sell popsicles ~ ~". Hearing this, my friend shouted happily, "Me too ~ ~ Me too ~ ~".

Soon after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " "

One day, I took a biology exam, and one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by looking at its legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trousers and said, "Guess, guess."

A couple gave birth to a little boy after failing to use contraception. The child clenched his fist and kept laughing. The nurse broke his fist and found birth control pills in it. Then the little boy said, "You two want to kill me, it's not that easy, hahahaha ..."

A judge squinted and tried three suspects, A, B and C, one day. The judge said to A, "Did you steal something?" B replied, "No", and the judge was furious. "I didn't ask you." "I didn't say anything either," C said.

The devil grabbed the princess and said, you can scream your throat, and no one will come to save you! Princess: Break your throat, break your throat! Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you! Devil: Speak of the devil! Cao Cao: Devil, what do you want me to do? Devil: Wow, I saw a ghost! Ghost: Shit! Someone found out. Shit: Nonsense, who found me? Who: It's none of my business! Devil: Oh, my God! God: Who called me? ! Who: Nobody called you! Nobody: I didn't! ! ! It is said that the devil has suffered from schizophrenia since then.

A king wanted to marry a princess and put an apple on her head. Whoever wants to shoot will have a chance to marry the princess. The first man shot the apple and said, "I'm Robin." The second man also shot the apple. He said, "I am Hou Yi." The third man accidentally shot the princess. He said, "I'm sorry ..."

Boyfriend and girlfriend go shopping together. Girlfriend: Ouch, my feet are so sore. Boyfriend is nervous: What's the matter? Did you step on a lemon?

A man and a tiger were tied to two trees respectively. There is a candle under the rope that tied the tiger, and the rope is almost burned out. If the rope is burned, the tiger will eat the man. As a result, the man said a word and was not eaten by the tiger. He said, "Happy birthday! ! "The tiger blew out the candle. ...

Sanmao went to the hair salon to have her hair done and said to the stylist, braid my hair. The stylist accidentally dropped a San Mao's hair. San Mao said with a sigh, then divide it. But the stylist accidentally lost his root again. Sanmao saw the fire: Do you want me to have long hair?

A mental patient was writing something, and the doctor asked, "What are you writing?" "Write a letter." "To whom?" "me." "What did you write?" "Idiot, I didn't receive how do you know! ? "

During ... During ... Child: He undressed and put on pants at the same time. Teacher's comment: Is he going to take it off? Still have to wear it? Topic: One of the children: My left foot is hurt. Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? Topic: After work, my father went home one after another. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have? Topic: Sad child: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is very sad. Teacher's comment: The teacher is sad. Topic: Another child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond? Topic: babysitting: What are you looking at? Never seen it? Teacher's comment: Don't procrastinate: prosperous children write: prosperous confession. Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series! Topic: delicious children write: delicious fart. Teacher: ... Title: Naive children write: It's really hot today. Teacher's comment: You are naive. Sure enough, the children said: I ate fruit yesterday. Then I drank cold water. Teacher's comment: It's a phrase. An inseparable topic: first ... then ... Example: eat first, then take a bath. Kid. Teacher's comment: ................. s Topic: Besides, child: A train passed by, besides, the teacher commented: I'll forget it if I die.