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Regret me
At that time, I drew a crown-shaped hairpin at the lottery at the school gate. I had short hair at that time and gave it to my sister when it was unnecessary. My sister liked this hairpin very much and wore it on her head every day as a treasure.
My sister comes back to play with me for two days every week. Every time I see my sister wearing that hairpin, I feel extremely proud. Until one day, my sister came back on Saturday, but there was no hairpin I gave him on her head. I asked my sister, "Where is the hairpin I gave you, sister?" My sister faltered and said, "Xiaoqing, I'm sorry, I accidentally lost the hairpin you gave me." "What, you lost it!" I shouted loudly. My sister said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." "I will never talk to you again." I said that and left angrily. After two months, my sister didn't come back to play with me. I gradually regretted it. I just hope my sister can come back to play with me. A month later, my sister came back. She found me and said shyly, "I've been looking for a hairpin you gave me every day in the school dormitory for three months, but I couldn't find it, so I had to come back." I put my arms around my sister's neck, kissed her hard and said, "I'm sorry, sister, I shouldn't have lost my temper with you!" " Regret me 2
There are many ways to correct my mistakes in the world, but there is no one that can make me stop regretting. Because I did something wrong that I thought was very serious.
On a clear day in Wan Li, I finished dancing class and looked at my 2 yuan money. I decided to go to the supermarket to buy a snack, and I was hungry, so I walked into the supermarket. When I came to the supermarket, there were countless people in the supermarket, and the goods in the supermarket were dazzling. I can't wait to run to the snack area. When I ran to the snack area, I was panting and rested on my knees. Fortunately, no one was there at that time. If they saw my flustered appearance, they would definitely laugh at me. Don't think so much, I'd better buy snacks first! I looked left and right, and finally found my favorite snack-ah, potatoes.
of course I'm going to check out after choosing snacks. I came to the cashier. There was a long queue at the checkout counter. Finally, I got it. I gave the snacks to my aunt at the checkout counter. My aunt said, "One ***6. 5 yuan. You give me 2 yuan, and I should give you thirteen. 5 yuan. " Aunt, give me the rest of the change. After my aunt gave it to me, I went out from the supermarket with money and snacks. Going out to count, my aunt gave me more money from 4 yuan, and with the extra money, I left despondently.
after several weeks, this incident made me repent for life! Regret me 3
I remember once again, I came to school early, but because of my momentary selfishness, such a thing happened that I regret, and I still can't forget it.
that morning, I came to school early in the morning and wanted to give my classmates a surprise. I didn't expect that when I opened the door, I made a face and saw no one, but I was scared by a later classmate. At this time, it was just me and the classmate who scared me: Xiao Ming.
I was doing my homework wholeheartedly. I just finished one, but I didn't want to look up. I saw Xiaoming doing something furtively. He seemed to have finished it, sighed for a long time, and then returned to his seat. I was puzzled and ran to ask Xiaoming, "Xiaoming, what did you do just now, so strange?" I saw that he seemed nervous and stammered, "Nothing, just? Forget it. Forget it. I saw him hesitate, guessed that there must be something unusual, and decided to investigate it secretly. When I went to the place where Xiao Ming stayed just now, I was scared by the scene in front of me. There was a nail as high as a rubber standing on it. I immediately turned to accuse Xiaoming: "How can you ignore the safety of others for your own benefit?" Xiao Ming replied, "I don't know where my chair came from. I must have been replaced yesterday, and I can't help it." Don't tell anyone, or I'll hang up. " Let me think about it. They are all classmates.
When all the students came to school in the morning, so did the classmate whose chair was changed. I thought she would tell the class teacher, but she sat down directly, resulting in a muscle stab wound, which was really bad.
I really regret that I didn't dissuade Xiao Ming, which made that classmate hurt. Unfortunately, time can't go back. If I could, I would definitely do that.
this matter has been engraved on my mind, which makes me never keep it secret again. I regret 4
During my growing years, I experienced many things, some were happy, some were sad and some regretted. I really tasted all the ups and downs. Among these things I have experienced, the most unforgettable thing is the one in the third grade. I have just learned some compositions, and my writing level is very low. Every time the teacher arranges a composition, I feel a headache. Therefore, copying a composition has become my most guilty and fearful thing. Every time I steal a composition, I want to be a thief.
One night, my parents had to work overtime, leaving only my grandmother and me at home. And today's homework is writing a composition. This time I got up the courage to copy the articles in the composition book completely. In order to cope with the teacher's inspection, I had to do this. At that time, I was not very sensible and thought it was difficult for the teacher to do things like this. I think: even copying the teacher may not be able to find out. After copying the composition, I got carried away, but forgot to hide the composition book and went to bed.
When I woke up the next day, my mother sat at my desk, looked at my composition, looked at the composition book sandwiched in my composition, and said to me seriously: Huang Ye, did you copy your composition? My mouth was like a needle, and I couldn't say a word for a long time. Suddenly, my heart was pounding. I was really afraid that my mother would severely punish me for rewriting. Unexpectedly, my mother didn't punish me, but also patiently told me a lot of truth. This time, I really understood the meaning of the teacher asking us to write a composition.
Although it has been a long time, in retrospect, my heart is still sour and I regret it very much. After that, I dare not copy my composition now. I regret it 5
This morning, I came to school happily. Suddenly, I found something like a paper ball on the lawn. I went over and looked, and it turned out to be 1 yuan money.
I am secretly pleased with myself. The dolls in the shops have long been my dream. That doll is so cute, I can't put it down at first sight, and the doll happens to be rich in 1 yuan, hee hee! As soon as school was over, I rushed to the store and bought a doll. Along the way, I walked home as carefully as holding a treasure, for fear of hurting it.
I came home in high spirits. My mother saw a lovely doll in my hand and asked happily. Where did this doll come from? I was afraid that my mother would scold me for buying it with the money I picked up, so I lied to my mother and said, "I bought it with lucky money." After my mother left, I was relieved, but fortunately I was not found. As soon as I came to school, Xiaoming, a classmate, said that he had lost 1 yuan's money. He came to ask me, and I replied falteringly, "I ... I didn't see it." After he left, I looked at the bright red scarf. It seemed to say, "If you find something, you should return it to the owner in time. Lying is not a good boy." I regret it very much. I came to the teacher's office and whispered in the teacher's ear, "Teacher." The teacher smiled and said, "What's the matter?" I told the whole story and realized my mistake. The teacher gave a thumbs-up and said, "You can correct your mistakes, but you are still a good boy." After I apologized to Ming Dow Jr., all my troubles were forgotten ...
After this lesson, everything I found will be returned to the owner. And I also understand a truth: don't lie, be an honest' good boy'. I regret 6
Every time I read the book Ma Xiaotiao the Naughty Boy, what I regret is repeated in front of my eyes.
"Rinrin bell", the bell rang, and the students ran back to the classroom. This class is an English class, and the teacher is furious. It turns out that some students have not handed in their exercise books. My heart tightened and I asked Yang Yueqi at once. She said, "You paid it.". I was relieved. The teacher said, "I'm going to clear my notebook now. Those who read the names stand up, Chen Wanyi, Ye Fei, Mai Jiaxin and Yolanda. I was very proud to finally read my name, but when I turned around and saw that my good friend Cheng Chen had not stood up, I thought it might be a while before the teacher could finish reading, so I took the opportunity to secretly read the book. The teacher suddenly called my name, and I shouted in my heart, "No," and quickly took the book to the corner, but it was still confiscated by the teacher. I feel very uncomfortable, because this book was lent to me by Cheng Chen, and I lost someone else's book. What should I do? At that time, I saw Cheng Chen crying, and I felt unspeakable sadness in my heart. I managed to finish an examination paper. After class, I went to the teacher and said, "Teacher, if I behave well next time, will you return the book to Cheng Chenxing?" The teacher said, "How can I trust you?" At this moment, I cried. In PE class, I was still crying, and many students came to comfort me. Many people also asked me why I was crying, but I couldn't say it. When I got home, I told my mother about it. My mother severely criticized me.
afterwards, I thought a lot. Reading novels in class is more serious than saying small words and passing notes in class. It affects my class and the teacher's mood. The teacher worked hard to give us lessons, but I didn't listen carefully. I'm really sorry for the teacher. In the future, I must listen carefully in class and be a good student that teachers like and a good boy that parents like. Regret me 7
"The best medicine for regret is not to regret." I read this sentence and thought about the scene just now.
"Son, do you regret it?" I don't know when an old man, with white hair, appeared in front of me. Looked at me kindly.
"who are you?"
"Never mind who I am, I have the regret medicine you want."
"really? Give it to me quickly. " I said urgently.
"Hehe, don't worry, answer me a few questions first." The old man still looked at me kindly.
"what's the problem?" I'm confused.
"Do you regret that you lent 3 yuan money to your best friend Hu Yuting as a fare, which caused you to have no money to buy snacks, and she didn't pay you back afterwards?"
I said without thinking, "I don't regret it. I am very happy to help her!" "
"Do you regret that you released your brother's bird and were scolded afterwards?" The old man still looked at me with a big smile.
I still gave the same answer, "I am proud to protect the ecological balance without regret."
"You bought an early education machine in order to give your brother more knowledge, and spent nearly a day on tea. Do you regret it?" The old man kept asking me.
I'm still saying, "It helped my brother. Why regret it?"
The old man said with a big smile, "You already have the medicine for regret!"
huh? I already have it? I am very confused. I regret 8
There are many things in my life that make me nervous and fail, which makes me sad and afraid of being criticized by adults. Success, make yourself happy. But then I changed my mind.
The mid-term exam is coming, so all of us are constantly reviewing, even for a minute. The teacher also gave us a lot of exam questions to do, but that time was very short, and we often had problems that we could do but didn't have time to do. If there are good questions, the teacher will copy them for everyone to do, so that everyone can do more questions and expand more knowledge. During the review period, we not only reviewed what we have learned, but also learned more knowledge.
before you know it, it's the day of the exam. In addition to the necessary stationery for the exam, we also brought something like "nervousness" into the examination room. During the exam, my hands shook as if they didn't listen to my instructions. When I left the examination room, I found myself sweating, but the fan was off, but I didn't know it! However, this can't blame me for being slow. I just put all my energy into the exam.
The result came down. Although my grades were not good, I tried, and I don't regret it!
Next, we have to meet the final exam again.
I know not only to look at the results, but also to look at the process. Success is certainly important, but as long as you work hard, it will do! I regret it. 9
In my study, we should be in a good state, so that we can meet every challenge. But I always like to play and go out to play after class. Therefore, one time, I tasted regret.
once, I did my homework at home, and immediately put it in my schoolbag. The next day, I handed in my composition. I found that the math teacher frowned at my exercise book, so I thought it didn't matter. The next night, I always felt uneasy. Third, I got up early, put on my schoolbag and turned my back to school. As soon as I entered the class, the math teacher pulled me to the office and asked me, "Why didn't I do a page?" I looked at it and said falteringly, "I, I don't know." "The teacher said doubtfully again," This is my homework yesterday, only two pages. How could you not know it? "My eyes are getting wet, and the teacher punished me to think about what to do in the corridor. At this time, I was speechless, and I was so nervous that I didn't know how to answer the teacher's questions. After a while, the teacher called me in and said to me, "What do you think? "My heart is really fifteen buckets of water-so anxious. Without a word, the teacher roared, "What do you say? "My heart is more nervous, so I have to say hesitantly," Go and make up. "I sat in my seat in tears and slowly finished my homework.
From then on, I learned a lesson and never made such a mistake again. This experience made me feel that if I don't work hard, it will be too late to regret something. I regret 1
Today, Miss Li mysteriously said, "Today, we will have a quiz. Whoever can finish this paper in two minutes will win." Everyone was surprised that they couldn't write five questions well in two minutes, let alone a test paper. As a result, it turned out to be a simple note, so we immediately grabbed the brush and wrote it. Everyone's pens are flying, and there is no sound around. You can hear the needle falling on the ground. Fortunately, the topic is not difficult. I have already done two questions in a short time, but the last one is really not. I spent half a minute thinking about this topic quickly. I dare not be distracted and my heart is pounding, as if I were about to jump out of my throat. "There is still half a minute, so everyone should hurry up!" Miss Li shouted.
I think: Why is this question so difficult? How many brain cells have I spent? And is it urgent for Miss Li not to build me? Isn't it even more urgent for me to say so? It's really adding fuel to the fire! "It's time for the team leader to get up and collect." "I'll go, I haven't figured it out yet!" The teacher took our test papers one by one and greeted with a sigh. At this time, the teacher's eyebrows danced and shouted, "Zou Ting, why did you only write your name and class?" we
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