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1, mountains and seas can block each other, but they can't block my thoughts. Distance can open the distance between you and me, but it can't open sincere friendship. Time can forget the past, but it can't forget forever friends.
The so-called good friends, just like us, can talk about their feelings, care for each other, take care of each other, sometimes laugh, sometimes blush, but don't take it to heart.
In the days when we met, we had the most cherished friendship, and in the young years, we had the most sincere acquaintance, which is worth cherishing.
Friend, let me say hello gently. Although life will inevitably have twists and turns, you are my most cherished and unforgettable friend.
In the growing years, the friends who laughed and worried with you will never forget. I hope we can cherish this friendship and be friends forever.
The most precious thing in the world is sincere friendship and deep homesickness, just like fragrant flowers blooming in a deep valley.
8. Don't forget to take some time to relax in your busy life and keep a young and happy heart forever.
9. Quarrel, bicker, be happy and vent. You will always be my best friend.
10, old wine is the best, old friends are the best friends, and the longer friends are, the more valuable they are, just because * * * has too many memories.
1 1. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.
miss
1, where the sun shines, there are my sincere wishes, and where the moon shines, there are my deep thoughts.
No matter how far apart, I will miss you forever.
3. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times.
4, the most cherished, greetings from friends, even if life is impermanent, I still miss your heart.
Years have dragged the shadow of missing into a long and tortuous color block, but a warm blessing has always tied our feelings firmly together.
6. I hope that the beautiful memory will not pass by in a hurry in the years, so that it will stay in our hearts forever.
7. In this season full of thoughts, I am full of sincere wishes and would like to bring you infinite joy and warmth.
I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.
9. I don't talk much! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!
10, I didn't call you because I missed you, but I sent you flowers because I couldn't help thinking about you.
1 1, thinking is a kind of pain; Reading is a kind of bitterness; Want to see but can't see, is a kind of pain!
12, you should take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold, have a runny nose and sneeze occasionally, which means I am thinking of you!
13, the fish said: You can't see my tears because I am in the water! Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart!
14, all the birds on Swan Lake have flown away, so it's meaningless to walk twice. Shuang Mu and Ruby Lin are not connected, so go first if you have no intention.
Today's laughter, tonight's breeze and bright moon, beautiful but not eternal, have not had time to share the last glass of wine, but have to go their separate ways, cherish it, friend.
Break up silently, just like meeting silently at the beginning. May this warm breeze bring you my affectionate blessings and prayers.
A short separation is for a permanent reunion. Let's look forward to that eternal happiness.
I wish you good luck in the new year.
I hope you enjoy your stay here.
The wind blew away the heart of blessing, the rain blurred the line of sight of expectation, and I tightened the complex of missing. I believe we will meet again one day!
Knowing each other is God's will, knowing each other is human's will, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.
I wish my brothers and sisters every day: vigorous passion, magnificent lofty sentiments, persistent enthusiasm, sweet love, free and easy expression, hearty expression and happy mood!
Zhu Xuege and Xue Jie: All hopes can be realized, all dreams can be realized, all waiting can appear, and all efforts can be realized!
I wish you all the best, two dragons playing with pearls, three suns opening Thailand, four seasons making a fortune, five blessings, the June 6th Universiade, seven stars holding the moon and spring breeze all around!
On the journey, people will inevitably encounter thorns and bumps, but after the storm, there will be a beautiful rainbow. I hope to see a strong me and a strong schoolmate! ! !
Between heaven and earth, true feelings and * * *. Everything goes well, which is the wish of our schoolmates!
Life is incredible. Many things are always amazing in retrospect. College life is coming to an end. No matter where you are, Haizhi will always be your best home. In a thousand words, all we need is one sentence: "Go back to work often."
Learn from brothers and sisters, have a successful career, and achieve something on the road of life.
Although I don't know you, I wish you all the best. Everyone drives a Buick and everyone has a villa.
Snow Song Xue Jie: You personally took us into the school and led us into the sea family. Your memory will continue to grow with us after three years. I hope you will go all the way and create your own bright future.
I hope you will embark on a new life path. Have a new beginning, a new starting point, have a good trip, go back to school more often, here are your beautiful memories.
It's only a few centimeters from your arm to mine, but it seems like centuries have passed. I searched and searched before I met you. I believe that love always needs persistence, and all persistence is for this result.
Loving you is my lifelong expectation.
3. I miss you, I miss you, the seasons pass by in a hurry, and the years bring changes. I don't know if you miss me, but why I can't think of you.
4. Nice to meet you; Memories of the two places are vague. May the moon bring my blessing and flowers convey my heart.
Thousands of blessings, health, happiness, warmth, joy, prosperity and peace ... are with you, and may the festival bring you countless warmth and joy.
6. Jin Yuman's reunion, nostalgia and reunion.
7. Autumn is beautiful, accompanied by family!
8. The moonlight is full of flowers!
9. Mingyuelang misses her mother. How can she miss her? Parents' love and kindness are like the blue moon, and they often ask what daily newspaper they are writing. Only when you leave, you can't comfort your loved ones, you can only send them in your dreams.
10. Bring a bunch of flowers to you. Flowers condense my blessings to you, and green leaves are full of friendship with roots.
1 1. I will touch your heart with unchanging love, moisten your heart with immortal love, and care for your heart with eternal love all my life.
12. One kind of lovesickness, two kinds of leisure worries, which can't be eliminated, can only frown, but mind.
13. There is only you in my heart, only you occupy my heart, only you make me so unforgettable!
14. May our love be like these layers of colors, from shallow to deep, until the afterlife!
15. The first time I met you, I finally understood what love at first sight was. I don't have the courage to see you, but I miss you at night, thinking about being in a daze and heartache!
16. You are like a rose, and I would like to be a green leaf on the rose, always accompanying you and caring for you. May you have a happy Christmas every day.
17. I can know it's you without words, and I can draw your appearance without seeing you. ........
18. My mind is a continuous wind. From spring to summer, from autumn to winter, as long as your curtains flutter gently, I am calling you gently.
19. I hope you can tell me your truest thoughts, because today's decision may be forever.
20. I stay in your heart, just as you were in my heart then and now. We have always been two lives that cannot be separated from each other. ......
2 1. Time will prove my firm and persistent love for you. Don't let the distance between time and space doubt each other's true feelings and confidence. Stick to it and never give up easily.
22. There are so many things waiting for us to do and so many things to say to you. I want to build a warm nest for you and spend the ups and downs together. I have no regrets in this life. ......
23. A loved heart doesn't know how to mind. How can you be calm after vicissitudes of life? I decided to wait for you forever. ......
24. Happiness is always too short and loneliness is always long. I want to harvest a spring breeze, but you gave me the whole spring!
25. I have you along the way, accompanying me with joy and sadness. I will cherish this sincere friendship all my life.
26. A tacit understanding, a mutual understanding, a concern and a regret make our friendship last forever.
Three years of classmates, * * * bathed in sunshine; How many chapters of friendship have you written in a thousand days? May the lost years become beautiful memories. Always stay in my heart.
Don't lose the enthusiasm of the past, you still have to stay true!
The sea of life paved golden road, and the waves shook the welcome bouquets on both sides. Go bravely, my friend! In front, it is the conch that has already sounded; Cai Xia is waving a bright red flag. ...
From all corners of the country to all corners of the country. No matter where we go, no matter what position we are in, let's continue to fill in our resumes, hand over our excellent answers, and add luster to the banner of our alma mater.
May you be a drop of crystal water, projected to the vast sea; Make a delicious flower and form a garden full of flowers; Make a wisp of fiber and embroider a bright red flag; Be a small screw and stick to your post all your life. ...
Today, we are close classmates; Tomorrow, we will become competitors. May friendship deepen in the competition.
Being modest in the arena is undoubtedly tantamount to declaring your own failure; When volunteering, you should do your best. Life needs to be dominated by yourself, please cherish the capitalized "I".
Meeting is neither the beginning nor the end. Countless beautiful moments of my classmates will be engraved in my memory forever. ...
The life of old classmates is a bunch of candied haws, and the charming ups and downs will never be forgotten.
Over the past few years, you have planted the seeds of friendship in my heart. I will take it away silently, carefully water it and cultivate it, so that it will bloom fragrant flowers in the future.
Liu Yin shook his hand and bid farewell to all kinds of melancholy-the students are young and looking forward to thousands of thoughts, hoping that friendship will become a force for progress!
Life has opened its heart to us, my friend. Let us face it bravely and enjoy its endless grandeur and profundity!
The boat set sail in the port of youth, and we separated temporarily, full of ideals and pursuits. When shall we meet again? Will be at that harvest time!
An ideal as beautiful as the morning glow beckons us. The classmates are about to break up. There is no need to ask when we will meet. We, bit by bit, will be active in the sea of the motherland!
Three years is only a short time in the journey of life, but I will never forget sitting at your desk for three years. You are a pearl in my memory and a star in the sky in my heart.
Life is obtained from the flow of streams; Youth, flashing in the torrent; The value of existence is presented in the running of the river.
Let's stretch our legs and sweat and thunder all the way! Outside the school gate, there are many flowers and a bright future!
After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, and I am eager to get into the torrent of life as soon as possible.
In a quiet sky, every star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.
With memory, with fantasy, to life, to all directions of the motherland.
What you left me was a good memory. You miss the innocence and friendship when you were young. When I picked up the best wine in my memory and wanted to buy you a drink, I got drunk first.
Like a bee and butterfly flying through flowers, like a clear spring flowing through a valley, in the memory screen, the life of the student days is like a colorful picture scroll and a cheerful movement.
Birds are twittering in the branches, much like our whispering and giggling. ...
Do you remember the path paved with colored pebbles on campus? Flowers are blooming on both sides of the strait, and green willows are fluttering. How many mornings, how many nights, we walked on this road ... it stayed in my memory together with friendship, and it was also branded in your impression.
There are youthful footprints on the campus path, laughter and laughter in the flower beds ... Every corner of our alma mater is full of our friendship and our fantasies.
Please write another song of youth to accompany you and me to continue to forge ahead in tomorrow's journey!
We used to be two small trees side by side, we used to be two parts of a duet, and we used to be classmates at the same table. Please accept my affectionate blessing when we wave goodbye.
The wheel of time is about to leave the campus of youth, and before we even have time to think, we are heading for the front of life. What are you in such a hurry to say? -Let our hearts strengthen the bridges built in childhood.
Meet in a strange place, get to know each other and then part. Tomorrow, we will look for our new position on the map of life. Let's ask each other questions and express our feelings with our twinkling stars.
There are colorful soil on the earth, colorful shells on the beach, staff in music and colorful roads in life.
Today, my classmates broke up and said, Take care! Alumni of Ming Dynasty meet, congratulations: success!
For three years, I laughed and sang like this, so I got to know each other and got together. I didn't even have time to say goodbye, and I will soon go our separate ways. ...
Someone said, "Everyone can be his own lucky architect." May we build a lucky building with our own hands on the road of life.
Drink up this graduation bar! That is the dew of life! It will inject victory into the future, and it will stay on our lips, leaving endless aftertaste. ...
The sky attracts you to spread your wings and fly, the ocean calls you to sail, the mountains inspire you to climb the peak bravely, and the plains wait for you to listen to the reins ... Let's go and wish you a bright future!
Shake hands tightly. The hand is intentional, the hand is affectionate, there are thousands of words in the palm, and there are also unspeakable secrets.
Walking on the white seashore, I am often attracted by people who pick up shells on the beach: focused and serious, long and confident, as if the whole sea belongs to him, and all the best products can be selected by him. Friend, I can't help but think of your concentration, seriousness and self-confidence in your study. ...
Worry about other people's worries and enjoy other people's happiness. Your kindness, enthusiasm and selflessness will always be engraved in my heart.
You cherish today and embrace tomorrow with a hundred times enthusiasm, then the future must belong to you!
Our generation is a cross-century youth. History does not allow us to disappoint the ancients and future generations. May we continue to explore and forge ahead with outstanding wisdom, strong will and fearless spirit!
The lofty ideal is the guiding light of life. With it, life has a direction; With it, I feel very full inside. Take firm steps towards the established goals!
No matter what occupation you are engaged in, if you want to succeed, you must first be interested in the occupation.
Society is a book. Let's study hard, pay attention to its profound meaning, and then continue to write a new chapter.
I am like a boat in the ocean, floating on the sea, the wind is my direction, leading me to class xx, maybe this is my other shore.
We met at the moment when the ship was moored. In this happy and meaningful six years, we all have a beautiful friendship life.
When you are happy, you always try your best to release your emotions, laugh loudly and make yourself feel happy instantly. Of course, I can't tell you how happy I am to see you.
I've seen you cry once in so long together. At that time, I didn't comfort you, but silently wished you happiness at an early date. Then I called and asked why you were crying. Hey? "I was crying." I feel dizzy when I hear it. Maybe it hurts your self-esteem.
In the later period of this beautiful friendship, when I wanted to further deepen our friendship, I was condemned by this idea. Maybe you and I are not used to it!
Time flies so fast that I can't feel its speed. Nothing can catch up with it. In a blink of an eye, there are x days left to separate. Later, I may remember, I may miss, and I may see you again if I have the chance.
Although we are going to separate, there is still one thing holding you and me tightly, and that is the earth. You and I, like nails, are tightly attracted by magnets and will never part. Unless, the magnetic force of this magnet disappears, that is to say, the day when the earth is destroyed is the day when we really part.
Now, I just want to say, "My ship can only stay here for more than X days. Sixty days later, I will look for another shore and hope to meet you there. "
You should understand! Just write it like this!
Junior high school for three years, but I really know you for only one year. (Can be modified according to your own needs)
Everything seems to be yesterday, and today we talk about getting together and leaving. ...
There is no regret in my heart, because friendship is not limited by region;
Unwilling to express sadness, although parting is just around the corner;
There is no need to describe dispersion, after all, meeting each other is not far away.
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Time is always too short, leaving my attachment and carving your confidence and serenity;
The years are always too long, the marks are across my face, and the rainbow covers your day;
Life always talks about love, and friendship flashes in my sight and your eyes.
Cold spring, a pool of spring water, a full moon, a wish, an expectation.
Life is like this. Looking forward to its leap, it is always slow; When I realized this taste and wanted to preserve it for a long time, it passed away like water. Slow, fast, sick, slow, sad, happy and bitter. Sadness is accompanied by bitterness, and joy is accompanied by joy. Gathering and parting are all fate, and clutch is always related to love. Friendship lasts for a long time, and years pass. When I suddenly turned around, I had reached the empty building. I don't know who Jiang Yuezhao is, but I see the Yangtze River delivering water.
Talking about separation, Tao is discrete. I've said it many times in three years, and I haven't separated. Now that we are separated, we really have to "love each other for a long time." ..... Don't be sad, forcing a smile is a lie. Now, what is there to keep? Cry when you should, chat when you should, and get together when you should. How do you know what will happen tomorrow?
A cup of turbid wine into sorrow, but turned into countless acacia tears. Several years passed, although the bright moon often turned to him, but never met again. Ann knows that when we get together again, we won't be covered with hair, or we will die. Isn't this "farewell at this time"?
Whether you are sad or sad, life will never stop. A thousand words into a blessing: help the sea to hang Yun Fan!
Someone once said: If you want to remember something, you must forget it. Isn't it cruel to say that things are different?
I have nothing to say, just study hard or something. Is it too vulgar? You should remember that a good friend will give you sincere wishes. Your smile will bring him or her the best memories. It has been six years, and nothing is more precious than six years of friendship. She is the simplest, most beautiful and most sacred. We were cute when we were young: something happened, and two people got angry and said, "I won't play with you!" " "But the next day, I will hold hands and call each other brothers.
Maybe, maybe when you look back on your childhood standing in the wind, you will find many things, many memorable things become vague, but vague and profound.
I don't expect you to remember me forever, but you should remember that your childhood was beautiful. ......
Graduation is coming, and many students are busy writing graduation guest books. There is a poor student in my class who hasn't graduated yet and has to repeat the grade. I was afraid that his psychological burden was too great, so I specially read his message when the students asked me to write. As a result, I found that every album he wrote was: "I have something to do, you go first."
Funny:
Classic graduation message
We are knives that are occasionally wiped in the Jianghu. ...
I hope only time is passing.
There will be a wife in the future! !
Eat fat every day and be the groom every night.
Marry a rich man!
Good luck with everything.
Come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.
A sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don't know whether it is a compliment or a disgrace: "You are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!" "
Today's parting is for a better reunion tomorrow.
Don't laugh if you love it. How many people have fought since ancient times?
Major is good, there is no way.
A boy left me a message: girls like you are really rare, but it's too difficult for girls like you. It is up to you.
Think of me when you see handsome guys in the future.
The relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation. ...
Message from the head teacher: The relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation. ...
Message from my best friend in college:
In the past four years, we have been attending classes together, going to the library together, preparing cheating notes together, skipping classes and dancing together, playing tricks on boys together, going shopping and watching movies together, buying cheap clothes together, then putting them on, and parading through the streets of the school together. ...
Honey, is there anyone more congenial than us?
When I was in the first grade, I wrote a graduation book because of the placement. Just after reading it, a classmate said this:
See you in 20 years, and you will see me wearing a suit and tie. Maybe you will like me then, but I may not have a crush on you. You sing very well, which makes me think it's Yang Mian.
Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school.
It's hard to imagine that this is written by a boy who is only 12 and 3 years old. oh
When I was in college, a fellow villager who graduated in the same year gave me a gift:
My life ideal: one acre of land, two cows, wife and children hot kang!
I hope I can be your child in a few years, michel platini!
A gift from an old Jiangxi watch: spread branches and leaves for the benefit of future generations!
A buddy from Shanxi sent a gift: A talented person needs a beautiful partner!
When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female student studying liberal arts: the right way in the world is vicissitudes.
There were rumors that she was a mannequin of an art teacher. I thought she was naked. . . . .
Wu, Yue
The green hills on both sides of the strait set each other off
Always close your classmates' parting feelings.
A message from one of my classmates Meng: I wish you a good meal every day.
Divorced, you must think of me!
I love you
Remember that I am your forever friend!
In junior high school, everyone encouraged: where there is a will, there is a way. Burn one's bridges, and the end will be in Chu.
I was heroic in high school: welcome to Huairentang after 20 years.
University, hehe, a little sour:
Don't let the banquet break up, leave the song and get up.
A broken bridge and a lonely mountain bid farewell today.
Lao Yan brought new mud back,
When will you get the honor?
The mountains are beautiful and the water is clear.
Four years later,
Be patriotic when you get here.
Don't forget the spring breeze and rain!
You often say that people need respect, but why are you always so mean to me?
Everybody fly, Aijia ~ ~ ~
Junior high school: Never bully the weak, or the pain of being bullied will stimulate the desire for revenge.
A female classmate stayed.
But so far, I haven't figured it out.
From beginning to end, you went from ordinary to great.
8 words: Don't lose heart, you can still be saved.
After four years of acquaintance, you walked away gently, leaving a lump of shit, stinking, stinking!
Don't forget your old classmates when you get rich!
A female classmate who never noticed:
A moment that should last forever.
Even if it was felt at that time, it seemed to have disappeared.
High school graduation message, a pervert said to me:
"Love you until you get married"
Primary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (hehe, so silly)
The messages in junior high school are all long speeches. I was very moved when I saw them, but now I can't remember a word.
High school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you.
The university did not expect to leave a message at all, and it was too late to find a job.
I didn't seem to be sensible when I was in primary school;
Everyone in junior high school writes a piece of paper;
I was nervous about preparing for the exam in high school, but as long as I asked someone else to write it for a few days and get it back, it would be several pages, mainly about my evaluation, which was very touching.
Among them, "Think of me when you hear the sound of silence" is harmful, and you will think of her every time you hear it. depressed ...
I wanted to write when I was in college ~ ~ No chance, no time, no mood.
Remember to watch the handsome guy look for me and look for me at cards ~
Maybe I shouldn't forget you.
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