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Cook by yourself, share humor in a circle of friends and have a chat.
3. Cook in person. As a foodie, I will definitely stew beef bones with white radish.
4. The season of growing meat! Before dinner, the little beauty in the neighbor's house brought her spicy beef and braised pork made by herself. I want to say that you are addicted to research! Although I can enjoy delicious food, women should not be too virtuous.
Ideas are like drills, you must concentrate on one point to drill down, so that you can have strength.
6. Going to the south or the north, I would like to go to the kitchen alone.
7. I always wander between full and full.
8. The only thing I can put down in my life is chopsticks.
9. The life of pots and pans is also very happy.
10. To start a beautiful day, you must show good cooking skills.
1 1. The highest level of eating goods. I'll believe that when I see it.
12. I want to eat Lamian Noodles and try to make my own Lamian Noodles noodle soup. What you want to eat when you are bored is also a great enjoyment, right? I think so, too. I don't know when I changed from being a foodie to being able to eat. I don't care at all.
13. A cupcake is like chewing the moon, with crispy and fleshy inside.
14. Sprinkle a handful of salt into the universe and bake the asteroid with salt tonight.
15. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery and delicious food.
16. The more you know, the harder it is to control yourself from comparing. Therefore, it is most practical to cook and enjoy yourself.
17. Don't be assimilated by the surrounding environment. Happiness is actually very simple. After work, eating your own delicious food is also a kind of enjoyment.
18. Ingredients have character, and food is always mobilized.
19. Please take 128 g's stomach and follow me around the world to be at home.
20. Simple tea and light rice are the most touching.
Cook by yourself and share humor in the circle of friends. What life looks like depends on your attitude towards life. People who love life must be loved by life. Only when there are fireworks at home can life taste.
22. Girls who like to share their lives should be cute.
23. Today's stomach is 128G.
I miss the school canteen very much, so I have to cook by myself after work.
What can I say? My wife cooks. I may have just finished this meal and started looking forward to the next one!
26. Do you want to try this girl's craft?
27. Come to my house for dinner? I will poison myself.
28. Cooking for your family at home is undoubtedly an activity that gathers popularity and adds a harmonious atmosphere.
29. Enjoy cooking and cook something delicious for yourself in your spare time. Love yourself and your taste buds.
30. If you are poor, you can only cook by yourself. 10 yuan can solve it in one day.
3 1. It is said that to catch a man, you must catch his stomach first. Anyway, my wife has done it very successfully.
32. Give full play to your cooking skills. There is no rival in the art exhibition.
Starting from tomorrow, I will be a diligent person, get up early and refuse to take out food, eat as little as possible outside and cook by myself. In short, I must be diligent!
34. In the past, sea water was difficult to turn into water, and fish-flavored shredded pork was served with chicken legs.
I can't eat out. I drank two cups of milk tea and some meat products yesterday. Although everything is delicious, my stomach still feels uncomfortable now.
36. It is a ceremonial job to use the best ingredients, seize the opportunity and cook a delicious meal for your family with love.
37. Regard weight as nothing and food as everything.
38. For the most capable pilots, the wind and waves are always extremely heavy.
39. After enjoying the delicious food cooked by yourself, the baby will go to work.
Cook by yourself, be humorous, and send 40 sentences to a circle of friends.
Cooking in the sun, humorous sentences in friends circle, 1. Sprinkle a handful of salt into the universe and bake the small planet with salt tonight.
2. Who says you can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.
3. Simple and happy life, but that's all.
4. Love yourself, starting with a person in the kitchen.
5. Be in an invincible position in the instant noodle industry. Is instant noodles braised, spicy or spicy?
6. Delicious food is nothing more than cooking in front of me. ...
7. Talk about the love of food.
8. Being able to cook may be a gift from God.
9. Kitchen life.
10. Enjoy life in plain, and happiness is hidden in simple meals every day.
1 1. The concept of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.
12. Hotel five-star chef? I must have been afraid to grin in front of my wife and fell asleep immediately.
13. When you are on the night shift, you can have a delicious meal quietly at home. You like the feeling of cooking by yourself. You are really handsome when you cook carefully.
14. Dessert is a woman's third stomach.
15. How can I put it? My wife cooks. I may have just finished this meal and started looking forward to the next one!
16. For the most capable pilots, the wind and waves are always particularly rough.
17. I don't want to hear or teach. I just want to eat a small cake.
18. I like cooking very much. I may have been a nanny in my previous life, eating and drinking enough. The chicken noodles I cooked are delicious.
19. What delicious food is not worth mentioning in front of my cooking?
20. The torch of love is lit in the kitchen.
I used to eat out, but now I like eating at home.
22. The highest state of eating goods: seeing is eating!
23. The dishes I used to cook were delicious.
24. Eat well and forget it.
25. Look, do you have the talent of a chef?
26. Friends get together, accompanied by food.
27. Don't be assimilated by the surrounding environment. Happiness is actually very simple. After work, eating your own food is also a kind of enjoyment.
28. China has a profound culture. What are the eight major cuisines? I have 18 ways to make laxatives.
29. Make your own food. I don't remember how many years I haven't cooked noodles for myself I cook at home.
30. Celebrate Xiao Zhang's first cooking
3 1. Cooking by yourself is the best.
32. Happiness is nothing more than fireworks in the kitchen and the temperature at home.
When my man grows up, he can cook for himself while I am away. You deserve me to love me more and more, and you deserve me to be better and better to you.
34. I used the warmth of grilled abalone, the warmth of grouper crossing the bridge, the deliciousness of lobster served in soup, the sweetness of iced blood swallows, the heaviness of hair and the width of silver silk.
35. In the past, sea water was difficult to turn into water, and fish-flavored shredded pork was served with chicken legs.
36. I am tired of staying for a long time and have expectations.
37. It is a ceremonial job to use the best ingredients, seize the opportunity and cook a delicious meal for your family with love.
38. People who love the kitchen must also love life.
39. The more you know, the harder it is to control yourself from comparing. Therefore, it is most practical to cook and enjoy yourself.
40. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.
Send a circle of friends to bask in their own cooking.
I'm sorry that cooking is better than yours.
2. Ideas are like practice. You must concentrate on drilling down at a point to have strength.
The ideal road is always for people with confidence.
Life should be sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite.
5. Welcome to my home.
6. I've thought about you a hundred times, which is not as good as every meal we have with each other.
7. I want to eat Lamian Noodles and try to make my own Lamian Noodles noodle soup. What you want to eat when you are bored is also a great enjoyment, right? I think so, too. I don't know when I changed from being a foodie to being able to eat. I don't care at all.
8. Cooking for others is life, while cooking for me is survival.
9. companionship and understanding are more important than love. A person's happiest moment is to learn to cook for his family at home when he is resting.
10. Please take 128 g's stomach and go wandering around the world with me. Wherever you go, you will be at home.
1 1. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, eat whole foods every day and cook at night.
12. The highest level of eating goods. I'll believe that when I see it.
13. What wakes you up every day is not an alarm clock, a dream, urgency, but your stomach.
14. Praise for food spread. I studied hard and practiced cooking for decades.
15. I haven't cooked well for a long time since I had Amber. Suddenly I miss the time when I used to cook carefully for my family. I have time this week and plan to cook a big meal with my family.
16. Life should have a sense of ceremony. You must cook by yourself when you go out to eat and drink recently.
17. They don't know the joy of eating food.
18. The torch of love is lit in the kitchen.
19. Delicious food is nothing more than cooking in front of me. ...
20. In theory, you can cook any dish. Theoretically,
Send a humorous remark in a circle of friends and cook for yourself (Chapter 2) 2 1. Poor, can only cook for themselves, 10 yuan can solve a day.
22. For the most capable pilots, the wind and waves are always particularly rough.
23. Life is short. Another bowl.
24. A person's life is very simple. A single cycle, a note, a delicious meal made by oneself ... It's just a habitual process from fear to enjoyment.
25. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery and delicious food.
26. Good or bad depends on luck, but bad depends on luck.
27. My mother won't let me go to New Oriental, saying that she cooks with an excavator better than me.
28. Happy spatula, stir-fry a sweet taste; Pleasant seasoning, bringing out the taste of happiness; Comfortable cooking is a happy meal.
29. Although I do it myself and have plenty of food and clothing, the speed of cooking for 2 hours and eating for 5 minutes still makes me feel worthless.
30. Cooking is fun, but talent is not important.
3 1. I used to love eating, but now I love cooking.
32. What is courage? I know this meal will make me fat, but I still go ahead.
33. Using the best ingredients, grasping the opportunity and cooking a delicious meal for your family with love is a job full of ritual.
34. 1' s moral steps, eat for a long time to do the kitchen.
35. Happiness should be stir-fried, and the aroma will diffuse the surrounding space; Worry slowly stews, easily and slowly embraces melancholy; Happiness is like soup, the longer it gets, the stronger it gets. World Chef's Day, may you cook a delicious life of your own.
36. The sense of ritual in life is very important, and the life of daily necessities is poetic only in a busy green room. Cook yourself a delicious meal and enjoy it. I hope I can keep a happy mood and a positive attitude towards life every day.
37. I am not only cute, but also can cook.
38. The only thing I can afford to put down in my life is chopsticks.
39. Life has begun to add cream to my little puff.
I haven't cooked in the sun for a long time. Have some positive energy and happiness! Haha ~ I feel really talented when I'm done! Cold vermicelli, fried swordfish, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded pork with mung bean sprouts and shredded potatoes with peppers! Everybody clap!
Girls' circle of friends cooks and makes delicious sentences by themselves.
Girls' friends circle cooks their own sentences 1. Recently, Korean food has dominated the taste. Today is a refreshing fried chicken soup, with ready-made chicken wings as the main dish, and the remaining soup and vegetables can be used to make rice cakes. You can eat whatever you want. It's good to cook.
2. A person's life is very simple, a single cycle, a note, a meal cooked by himself ... It's just a habitual process from fear to enjoyment.
I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.
My mother won't let me go to New Oriental, saying that she cooks better with an excavator than me.
5. Cooking is a gift. You can eat happily and have plenty of food and clothing for yourself.
6. Happiness should be stir-fried, and the aroma will diffuse the surrounding space; Worry slowly stews, easily and slowly embraces melancholy; Happiness is like soup, the longer it gets, the stronger it gets. World Chef's Day, may you cook a delicious life of your own.
I haven't cooked for a long time. Today, I managed to cook several dishes, which didn't look very good, but my photography skills were very good, and I could make rotten dishes attractive, so many people envied my skills.
8. It is a ceremonial job to use the best ingredients, seize the opportunity and cook a delicious meal for your family with love.
9. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.
10. It's time to show your true skills. Other people's cooking life, my cooking is survival.
1 1. It's best to cook by yourself.
12. Cooking is a happy thing, and talent is not important.
13. A woman grew up in the kitchen.
14. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.
15. I am tired of staying for a long time and have expectations.
16. Ideas are like exercises. You must concentrate on drilling down at a point to have strength.
17. I always wander between full and full.
18. I can also cook. Do you want to try my craft?
19. Kitchen life.
20. The more you know, the harder it is to control yourself from comparing. Therefore, it is most practical to cook and enjoy yourself.
Girls' circle of friends cooks their own meals. I miss the school cafeteria very much, so I have to cook by myself after work.
22. The only thing I can afford to put down in my life is chopsticks.
23. Enjoy life in plain, and happiness is hidden in daily bread and tea.
Although I do it myself and have plenty of food and clothing, the speed of cooking for 2 hours and eating for 5 minutes still makes me feel worthless.
25. Come to my house for dinner? I will poison myself.
26. It is actually very simple to enjoy the beauty of life. Sometimes, even a simple party can make you feel excited. Enjoy the taste of food, even if it's just a simple meal cooked by yourself, it will move T A.
27. Look, do you have the talent of a chef?
28. Welcome to my home.
Whether it's good or bad, it's a pleasure to cook yourself a delicious meal or try a new wine.
30. Please take 128 G's stomach and wander around the world with me. Wherever you go, you will be at home.
3 1. I am only a teenager. Love can be late, but takeout can't.
32. Delicious food, delicious food, delicious food!
33. Some people are born with a talent for cooking! For example, my wife made a vegetable and egg soup and made it taste like seafood soup!
34. Honey, let's all quit our jobs and start a restaurant. I'll help you. Don't worry about business!
35. The dishes I used to cook were delicious.
36. What delicious food is not worth mentioning in front of my cooking?
37. This kind of cooking has defeated 99% people.
38. When cooking, you are happy. In addition, it seems more fun to cook for someone you like. If you have someone you like, be sure to cook him a delicious meal. Only in this way can your love be complete.
Today, I had a full lunch and chatted with my father to cook. I also look forward to having a big kitchen in the future and cooking a lot of delicious food for my family.
40. Celebrate Xiao Zhang's first cooking
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