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On girls' mood after drinking.

There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink.

The people who died in the war died, and the living will continue to drink alive. Remember when they drank with us.

I've been bothering you for 30 years. I've been confused for half my life. Only one glass of wine is the most intimate.

I got drunk for no reason. Tears come before wine. I know what it's like to sleep alone. Sadness is drifting away, and the distance is like spring water.

Drinking tea is a habit of one person, drinking is a mood of two people, drinking tea is meditation, and drinking is wanton indulgence.

It is nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but it is actually just an excuse to cry.

When a person drinks too much, he is old, his leg is broken, and he can't drink any more. He will get angry when he sees others drinking. It is always bad for a person to be angry often.

Art for art's sake is no more meaningful than drinking.

Drink the strongest wine, smoke the hottest cigarettes, and love the person you love the most.

You drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

I'm playing dumb whether I drink or not.

A bad drinker drinks mostly to vent, while a good drinker gives up drinking to bury something in his heart.

She always cries when she drinks, saying that she would lose without you.

Wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

It's no problem to lean against a dangerous building. Looking forward to spring sorrow, the sky is dark. In the afterglow of grass and smoke, no one will lean against the fence and not talk.

Heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

Eating in a hotel in a suit and tie is mostly for entertainment, and friends are those who can sit in the night market and drink.

I have my story, but I don't drink. Even if I drink, I just want to get drunk.

Don't drink, don't smoke, and save countless money in three years.

If you don't let me drink it, I'm afraid I'll feel bad. You let me drink to take care of me.

Generally women don't drink; Women don't drink ordinary wine; Women who drink are very unusual.

I don't like drinking, I'm just drunk.

Up to now, I hate drinking and your false promises after drinking.

Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

Someone asked you why you like drinking instead of smoking. I said drinking hurts myself, and smoking hurts others.

Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

A person drinking is lonely, and a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

The first time I retaliated against someone, I tasted it, like drinking. After drinking it, it is fragrant and sweet, but it is full of bitterness afterwards.

Tears shed after drinking are the most real. Let me have a drink tonight, even if it is a dream, at least I can dream of you.

I want to cry, tears welled up in my eyes. I want to laugh, but I can't move my mouth. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

Men are animals if they don't drink, so drinking is worse than animals.

A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more you soak, the weaker you get.

You don't need to drink, and watching flowers can be intoxicating.

The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know more and do less.

For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

Drinking is prone to accidents, and so is not drinking.

Drinking standing doesn't count, and drinking from the bottom never counts.

Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

I will turn your refusal and disdain into wine storage, and take it out several years later to celebrate my last glory.

Occasionally drink and smoke, and often think of you! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.

Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

Pretend to be indifferent, use alcohol paralysis, and make yourself look numb.

I wonder whose name I will call when I am drunk.

When wine enters the throat, there is a crack, as if singing in despair.

I was from China before drinking. China is mine after drinking it.

Sorry, I can't drink, I only dream.

Please talk to the girl.

Please talk to the girl.

First, girls always want a lot of love and a lot of security, but there are always people who are stingy and unwilling to give it to you, and there are always people who are willing to try their best to please you ~

Second, tolerance is the highest realm. Those who call others ignorant and dislike them are ignorant and narrow-minded. They also said that those who can deal with people are poor. As a girl, you are pathetic. As a man, you are even more pitiful. I don't like talking much except for work. I am a girl who cares about details. Everything I do with my heart is unpleasant.

Third, I hate being a girl from the bottom of my heart, and I feel it when I find girls unattractive. Why am I not a boy? Why didn't you throw me away when I was born? If one day I have a huge sum of money, I will change my personality first, even if I am short, I will go.

Fourth, while pretending to be patriotic and cynical, compare yourself with a teenage girl. As soon as she opens her mouth, she scolds the goddess around her. Coupled with a few disgusting swearing words, being rejected by the other party, sneering at women who are not together is to pretend to be lofty. This is the daily life of some big people.

I really don't know the mentality of those girls who speak ill of me in front of the boss. You said I had no power or influence. What is good for you? I just want to know what you want from me. Besides, this is just a studio. I hate this kind of irresponsible person behind my back, especially girls, for three transgressions of five times Please don't take me to please others in the future. This is very humble.

6. There is a scheming bitch in the shop who can't work at ordinary times and can't do a single order. The whole person and you don't live in the same world. It doesn't make sense to talk and you can't teach anything. When the leader came, IQ instantly occupied the highland, pleasing him, indicating that he wanted to climb up. The leader said that I like ambitious girls. Please, let's see if you have the ability and learn the basic knowledge I taught first, okay?

Seven, do a purse full of their own money, do not please others, thin and beautiful girl, for their own living girl, years can not destroy her! May you be particularly beautiful, fierce and gentle.

If I am a boy, I must be good at pleasing girls. If I'm not, please be close.

Nine, there is a saying that is particularly good. Girls work hard to make money in order to see what they like one day and buy it without hesitation. They can afford their parents and children without looking at anyone's face or trying to please anyone, and they are not a burden to anyone. Only by working together can we have good results.

Ten, in fact, in addition to actively fighting for their rights, girls should also thank those male compatriots who have a normal world outlook, respect women and are willing to speak for women in their daily lives. These people may be ridiculed by male groups as sissies, making a mountain out of a molehill or even being ungrateful at both ends. I want to tell you that gentleness, gentleness and thoughtfulness are very precious qualities. You are a two-meter-high man.

1 1. I heard from the girls in my class that they are disgusted with the behavior of girls playing their favorite games in order to get close to the boys they like, but in my eyes, this is just the ordinary kind, because he is the person I admire, so according to his eyes, what he likes to play may make me like this feeling, just love me, love my dog. It's just an accessory to talking. It's the same nature for me to play meow!

Actually, I want to find a marriage partner. I don't care about appearance or age. I want to find a sensible, generous and tolerant girl. I will try my best to work, not to bring prosperity, but to support my family! I will not deliberately please anyone, I am me!

Thirteen, eager for love A girl who was neglected by her father and used to pandering and pleasing, will be very eager to get the love of the opposite sex to fill her empty heart when she grows up, but the result is either loss or hysteria. How many girls try to get love and satisfaction from the outside world, but never look at themselves and put inner satisfaction and joy first? I hate to admit it, but this is really me.

There is always a girl you want to please and a girl you can't please! This should be the so-called emotional revenge! Everyone has people who want to protect themselves, and there are people who want to protect themselves! Forget it! I'm just relaxing! Everybody is happy!

15. Every link in the same way is legal, and the method is quite hidden, so the disclosure of every link will be like the soliloquy of a mental patient, which is very clever and very vicious. Because I probably know the technique and can't kill me basically, people around me have changed their tactics and are going to please me through various means, such as introducing me to a beautiful girl, letting me fall in love, letting me have arm dislocation surgery and so on.

Sixteen, seemingly sober, but actually confused, do not know what they want, what to do, do not know how to refuse, and will not please. It's really a complex of contradictions. It is said that a girl's work can't exceed her face value. I still do it with such a low face value, and I feel sorry for myself.

Seventeen, I confided in you, but you used it to please girls, which became your talk after dinner, and then everyone knew. Isn't that too much?

As my brother said, I can't treat everyone with a tolerant heart. I have to put myself in others' shoes. Just as handsome always said that I should never take the initiative to please friends of the opposite sex when I am unhappy, girls should also have their own dignity. The two are contradictory after all!

Nineteen, there are many ways to please girls. Since you are not handsome enough, attractive enough, have no temperament, and are too busy to spend time with her, you might as well earn more money and try another girlfriend.

Twenty, pine nuts are typical of longing for love. A girl who has been neglected by her father since childhood and is used to pandering and pleasing will be very eager to get the love of the opposite sex to fill her empty heart when she grows up, but the result is either loss or hysteria. Try to get love and satisfaction from the outside world, but never look at yourself and put inner satisfaction and joy first.

Twenty-one, no, now I feel different from what I saw before. It used to be said that chasing girls is trying to please each other and make them interested in themselves. Now it seems that unless the other party looks at themselves first, there is no way to make a strategy. It is said that people who don't like it are tired of everything. No breakthrough.

Twenty-two, why do you want to find a person who doesn't understand your duplicity and won't coax you immediately, and then coax him when you are unhappy? I'm not your mother, and you're not worried about my mood, so you asked me to keep a low profile to please you. This is why girls like uncles now.

Twenty-three, hey! I don't know what to do! What the hell is going on here? How do I know if she has me in her heart? Depressed! For three years, I don't know how to please girls! Will she miss me when I miss her? I always feel that something is wrong!

Twenty-four, girls are still natural and graceful, don't be so angry. Although you can't be too weak, why should you please others? Even an 80-year-old woman likes kindness.

25. I am very narrow-minded At first, I will be hostile to all my husband's friends of the opposite sex. Of course, there will be changes after contact. My husband's existing female friends, whether friends or girlfriends of good friends, are very good ~ ~ I am the kind of person who will never please people he doesn't like in order to save face. Seeing those girls who torture themselves because of their boyfriends' female friends, I feel that I hate iron to produce.

Twenty-six, girls should have their own choices, their own decisions, don't cater to her preferences in order to please anyone, you know, in your world, you are the most important, remember to keep your word, know how to protect yourself, remember not to make promises at will, you only have one chance to hurt the person who accompanies you, and then goodbye is a passerby.

The best appearance of a girl is that there is always a heartfelt smile on her face. Not to please anyone, not to maintain so-called interpersonal relationships, not to be professional. It is the kind of happy and sincere smile that unconsciously overflows from the heart. A girl in this state, even if there is rain in her world, it is also wind and drizzle, even if there is night, there are stars.

Twenty-eight, I thought about it. In fact, quite a few girls are good. Unfortunately, they didn't take the initiative. If they take the initiative, they will not regret it. Why wronged them to please someone who doesn't like them?

I hate fighting with other boys, except my younger brothers. I hate it when other boys touch me except my younger brothers. I hate other boys playing cool in front of me except my younger brothers. I hate it when other boys deliberately kiss my ass, say sweet words and play with a lot of girls. My brothers don't like it. I like real boys not to be influenced by youth, not to be addicted to youth, and not to be naive because of youth.

30. In fact, I have been an unlikable girl since I was a child. No matter how hard I try to please, the result is still the same. Actually, think about it. If you were with another girl, your mother might have a grandson long ago. I'm sorry to have kept you so long.

Thirty-one, go out to buy fruit with my son in the morning. My son gave me the money in his piggy bank and asked me, who do you like, my parents or me? I said I like them all. What do you like to sleep? Of course I like you better! Yes, look, I'll pay you back! Now you know that giving money can please girls, right?

32. When girls meet other people's eyes, they must smile, not to please, but to be polite. Being likable doesn't mean you are thin, beautiful and excellent.

Honey, I know you have a cold tonight. I am so anxious and miss you. I'm sorry that someone else bought you brown sugar, because I've never done such a thing to make you feel warm for so many years. I am ashamed, I know I am not romantic, and I will not deliberately search for ways to please girls like others. Maybe you are using your mobile phone during your physiological period! Hey! I have never recorded it for you. I blame myself.

Thirty-four, girls should invest more in themselves, read more books, exercise more, spend more money on themselves and their parents, and study both inside and outside, instead of thinking about how to flatter others, let alone embarrass themselves every day for love.

Say a short sentence about the mood after drinking.

1, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

2. It's okay to lean against a dangerous building. Looking forward to spring sorrow, the sky is dark. In the afterglow of the grass, no one will lean on the fence and be silent.

3, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

4. Suits and ties go to hotels mostly for entertainment, and all the people who can drink in the night market are friends.

I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

6. Don't drink or smoke, and save countless money in three years.

7. Wine knows that there are thousands of cups, how much can you drink, and if you can't drink it, run.

8, one leg at a time, drinking does not count.

I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink.

10, the people who died in the war died, and the living will continue to drink alive. Remember when they drank with us.

1 1, I have been bothering for 30 years and have been confused for half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

12, the sorrow has been broken, drunk for no reason. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar. Worry is endless, and the distance is like spring water.

13, drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a mood of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

14, it is nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but actually I just want to find an excuse for crying.

15. If a person drinks too much, is old, has a broken leg and can't drink any more, he will get angry when he sees others drinking. It is always bad for a person to be angry often.

16. Art for art's sake is not more meaningful than drinking.

17, drink the strongest wine, smoke the hottest cigarettes, and love the person you love the most.

18, you drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

19, I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wakes up.

20. Whether I drink or not, I'm playing dumb.

2 1, people who are not good at drinking mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something in my heart.

22. She always cries when drinking, saying that she would lose without you.

23, you don't let me drink, I'm afraid I feel bad. You let me drink because you want to take care of me.

24, the average woman does not drink; Women don't drink ordinary wine; Women who drink are very unusual.

25. Men are animals if they don't drink, so drinking is worse than animals.

26. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more you soak, the weaker you get.

27, don't drink, watching flowers will be intoxicating.

28. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do anything.

29. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

30, drinking is easy to have an accident, and so is not drinking.

3 1, standing with one foot, drinking is not counted, and drinking with one butt is never counted.

32. Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

33. Wine is like a woman. In wine, there are also gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

34. I will store your rejection and disdain as wine, and take it out several years later to celebrate my final glory.

35. I drink occasionally. Smoking occasionally, thinking of you often! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.

36. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

37. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

38. I wonder whose name I will call when I am drunk.

39. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.

40. I was from China before drinking. China is mine after drinking it.

4 1, sorry, I can't drink, I can only dream.

I don't like drinking, I'm just drunk.

43. Up to now, I hate drinking and your false promises after drinking.

Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

45. Someone asked you why you prefer drinking to smoking. I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking hurts others.

46. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

47, a person drinking is lonely, a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

48. The first time I retaliated against a person, I tasted it, like drinking. After drinking it, it is fragrant and sweet, but it is full of bitterness afterwards.

49, drinking tears, is the most real. Let me have a drink tonight, even if it is a dream, at least I can dream of you.

50. I want to cry. Tears are in my eyes. I want to laugh to the corners of my mouth. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

If you pursue girls, if you touch girls.

The pursuit of girls:

1. I don't know how long my life is. No one can understand how important fate really is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. Even if I can't accompany you to the ends of the earth, I cherish every second with you as my friend.

2. I really want to cross the geographical restrictions and fly to your side at once. Look at your face, listen to your voice, smell your smell and miss your heart.

3, raindrops will turn into coffee, seeds will bloom roses, travel is a kind of date, parting is to experience the taste of loneliness, not without company, just strange coffee is not drunk, tired all the way, the rain will break at the touch, only friends are the most precious.

There is an inaudible voice, profane language, indescribable feeling and irresistible force.

A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

6. I want to see you. Without you, I close my eyes and shake all of you. In fact, my heart has never left. I just want to be with you in my life. The most important thing in the world is you!

7. My greatest hope in this life is to wash my feet in the same basin with you every day and stay together until we are old enough to go anywhere.

My love for you can't be measured by distance. No matter where you are, my heart is by your side. My love, you can only feel with your heart.

9. I have never doubted that my love for you is a little biased. Since we met, you and I are as beautiful as fairy tales, and my love for you will never change.

10, whether possessed by ghosts or doomed by heaven. In a word, knowing you is the greatest happiness of my life.

1 1, there are so many people in the world, why do I know you? I know a lot of people, why I miss you. As long as I think of you, my heart is as sweet as honey

12, if I want to leave this world one day, I hope the final destination is your arms, so that even if I drink the bowl of Mengpo soup next to Naihe Bridge, I can find you in the afterlife with the memory of your arms.

13, if everything starts all over again, if the ending is still such a fruitless relationship, I will still choose to love you and will not regret it.

14, my heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you every moment, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

15, every time I see you, I can't say much; I seem to have a lot to say to you every time I leave you. Although I have never expressed my love, I really want to say I love you.

16, honey, I love you, just like an old farmer who grows rice, waiting for you carefully. When you slowly become rice, I love you and miss you, and I will start planting rice.

17, quietly reading your message, the warmth slowly grows and permeates me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for your gentle care.

18, it is very unfortunate to tell you that at the moment you received this message, you have been poisoned by the most terrible poison on earth! And I visited all the planets in the galaxy, and no one can solve it! The only way is: you have to miss me!

19, I miss you when I am alone; I want to hug you when I cry; I want to pounce on you when I am happy; I want to kiss you when I am excited. Everything is in these four words: I need you!

20, baby, you are the best. I miss you. I promise I will never be angry with you again. I will love you well. My feelings for you are deepening day by day, because someone told me that the price of puppies has gone up and you can sell them at a good price!

2 1, it is silly to love someone. Why am I still stubborn! It's quick to forget someone. Why do I still have your shadow!

22. Loving you is so inexplicable and so unrelenting. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

If you impress girls.

1, really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

3, after knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly, haha!

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife.

5, in every night with your voice, no longer too lonely.

6. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

7. I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

8. Now I wake up every day and all I see is your sunny smile on the wall. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

9. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.

10, although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

1 1. If I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.

12, without your love, the living goal will be hard to recover!

13, if I live, God has given me the greatest life, then living without you will be the greatest gift in my mission.

14, if falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

15, people always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.

16, what you see is the truest me, an endless touch!

17, your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life!

18, I think of you every time I am frustrated? Your encouragement made me face it firmly, thank you!

19, no clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

20. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.