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Mc Zhou Xiao sent a loud message to all realistic women. . Urgent need! !

Mc Zhou Xiao sent the following lyrics to all realistic women.

Woman, remember, the most sincere woman is the most beautiful woman in the world!

Remember, a woman, who is willing to work hard for you and give you happiness with her hands, is far better than a rich second generation who squanders her parents' money every day!

Taking this opportunity, Mc Zhou Xiao sent this song to all realistic women.

When you clamor for a good man every day, as long as you are good and love you, even if you have no house or car, it is enough to be good to you, but in the end you find that you can't stop the temptation of money.

I just want to say,

True love! You'll rush into the sewer the moment you abort the baby,

I'll give you this song "Woman"

There are many good men, but please ask yourself, do you deserve it?

There are always women who say that we men are lower-limb animals and want to have sex with girls. Yes, you are right, you are right, you are particularly right, but what does this mean? So is your father, and so is your grandfather.

Keep saying that men take off your clothes,

It was men who turned girls into women,

I want to play a game with you. I'll take the beer bottle and you take the chopsticks. I just shook the beer bottle gently. You can never get into the bottle with chopsticks.

Don't you understand rejection? When you complain that men are cheap and men make you a virgin, delete your big mouth first! You are meaner.

You don't even care about your body,

Can you still ask us men to cherish you?

Extremely absurd

No matter how old you are this year, remember one sentence. If you choose to love a man because of money, you are timid. Remember, this rich man will dump you like a dog sooner or later. A man will always respect the woman who has been with him when he has nothing.

You can search. There is a popular saying on the Internet: Please stay away from the man who is unwilling to spend money for you. If a man is unwilling to spend money for you, don't expect him to be good to you in the future. These men are extremely selfish, and stingy men are as terrible as narrow-minded men. You can't have a good life with such people.

First: instead, I asked, why should I be generous to you? Sorry, I'm tired like a grandson every day. I want to cry, but where the fuck are you when I try not to cry? Lonely every night, like a lonely wolf,

Where were you when you licked the wound in your nest at night?

Oh, if we don't send flowers for the hard-earned money, are we selfish or narrow-minded and stingy? Then I want to ask, when you sleep, your position is always below the man. Are you selfish too?

We men are born to owe you?

When one day we men are rich and powerful.

Is it just to make you eat, drink, and be merry? You have a broken body and a broken heart, but you want to enjoy it. Are you worth it?

Excuse me, why don't you choose to fight, fight and work with us? But choose a man 10 years older than you. Of course, he has a car, a house and money! Excuse me, is money really more important than the feelings between two people? Fuck.

No matter how frustrated an old man is, he still has to add a face to please you. Do you know why? Because he loves you.

If he has nothing,

You can start a business with a man silently,

I feel that he will appreciate you unless he is an animal.

Woman, you always say equality between men and women.

Where is equality? Your parents think very simply. When a girl reaches a certain age, she has nothing to worry about when she marries a rich man.

But what about ours? Our parents in their fifties and sixties are still trying to help us buy a car and a house. Just to have a car and a house, you are willing to marry our family. Is this equality?

Don't say anything, it doesn't matter, I don't want a car or a house, as long as you love me! Are you willing? Are your parents willing?

What I said is a little extreme, but it is true.

Fifty years ago, if a woman's husband was not a virgin, he would be ashamed to marry a man.

Today, 50 years later, do men still dare to ask if they are virgins? Thank God he didn't hit the child.

Many women say, what age is it, and there is a virgin plot.

I tell you, when you say this, you are comforting yourself! There is no man he doesn't care about. If a man really doesn't care about virgins, he is 2b. That's because in today's society, men have no choice but to let go of their virginity complex.

That's it. You need a car and a room. Huh?

Do you have a high degree? how much money do you earn? Still live to be 200 years old?

I know nothing, nothing, and my little sex is still second-hand.

Or from countless men.

Which second uncle gave you the confidence to ask for a car and a house?

When one day, you are dumped by that rich man like a dog, don't say anything.

Where is true love? Bullshit about why nobody really loves me. You should.

You killed a suspension spring who struggled for you every day and was as tired as a grandson. And chose a serious rich second generation!

Women who dream of indulging in the material life of the money world! Wake up