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Lao Li, do you remember how difficult it was to make a phone call when we went to the countryside?

Yes, there is no telephone in our village.

A: I have been in the countryside for more than a year, and the Spring Festival is coming soon. I missed my parents, so I was in a hurry and went to the commune in more than thirty miles.

B: The road to the commune is not easy. Wow, it's all mountain roads

What can I do? Just to make a phone call and listen to my parents' voices.

Did you get through?

A: No, I called my dad and said he was dragged to a criticism meeting. Call my mother's cotton mill and say she is in the workshop. Call the workshop and say she has gone home. Go to the street and say he is waiting in line to buy tofu. ...

B: At that time, you had to queue up to buy tofu, otherwise you couldn't get it.

I tried to call, but I couldn't get through. Tell me how sad I am (taking out my handkerchief to wipe my tears).

B: It was really inconvenient at that time.

A: It's great now. In the information age, you can travel all over the world with one machine in your hand, no matter the ends of the earth, 18 18 will always accompany you!

Why did you start advertising?

A: To be honest, in today's information age, it's really impossible to say. The world has become smaller and the distance has been shortened. Just press it and it's thousands of miles away.

B: It's really convenient.

Do you remember ten years ago? The man has a big brick in his hand, which is very imposing.

B: What brick?

A: Mobile phone. (gesticulating) The first generation mobile phone, so big, a brick. ...

B: Wearing sunglasses and smoking, followed by a group of people, just like the underworld boss.

A: How to speak? At that time, it was fashionable. But now that mobile phones are becoming more and more common, they are no longer a symbol of status. Take the old couple who collect junk in our hutong for example, they charge two mobile phones for 30 yuan.

B: What kind of mobile phone is thirty yuan?

A: Old mobile phones. This is what happens when you collect garbage. (Action) The husband called his wife, and the husband called his wife and entered a state of emergency. A car full of industrial waste has just landed at venue 2, and the color is not bad. Act now, ok!

What is this?

A: Mobile phones are getting smaller and smaller now. The girls hung them around their necks as decorations.

That's true. There are so many kinds of mobile phones now, I really don't know what to do.

Do you want to buy a mobile phone?

B: Of course! Do you have any connections? A little cheaper?

A: If you really want to buy it, you can't do it cheaply. You should buy a famous brand. Nowadays, new mobile phones are on the market every day. Say, what kind of mobile phone do you like?

I don't know. Please introduce me.

A: Do you like Korean beauty Kim Hee Seon?

B: Hehe, yes, what else do you ask?

A: Buy her mobile phone if you like.

I have to think about it. I don't know if there is anything better.

A: You, don't raise your standards. Fu Mingxia, the Olympic diving champion, is also beautiful. Do you like it?

B: She has become a daughter-in-law in Hong Kong, so don't be busy.

A: Buy her mobile phone if you like.

B: I want to compare.

A: OK. Did Jiang Kun like it? Male, crosstalk performer, the one who is famous in Beijing.

B: Yes. I like his cross talk.

A: I don't like his cross talk. This is not good. I like his mobile phone.

What is this?

Do you like watching martial arts movies?

I dream of learning a few tricks.

Answer: Buy Jackie Chan's mobile phone and ask him for kung fu every day.

Can you stand it? Why should I like his mobile phone? Hey, did he change his cell phone?

A: (Touching out the mobile phone) The mobile phone that celebrities like is naturally good. I have a celebrity's mobile phone to sell.

Whose?

Basketball superstar Yao Ming has a mobile phone. Be brave. It is cheaper. Just give him 3000 yuan.

Fuck you, don't treat me like a fool. The most mobile phones on the market are 1000.

A: A thousand dollars is a thousand dollars. Deal. Here you are. I have a lot of bleeding today.

B: I don't want it. I do, okay? Thank you very much

A: To be honest, mobile phones have become a part of our lives. Without them, information will be invalid and work and life will be inconvenient. Don't believe it? Let's all try. No one will think about it for a day without seeing his wife. If you don't take your mobile phone for a day, you will think about it dozens of times. Try it if you don't believe me!

I really feel this way.

Xiaogang Feng's mobile phone is really accurate. Hey, Lao Li, using a mobile phone, what a coincidence. It's really like looking for trouble in a movie, isn't it?

B: I think the information spirit is a good thing, and there is no trouble.

A: You don't believe it? Well, I believe I will believe it when I tell you.

Come on, tell everyone.

Comrades, you will not believe me. I bought a mobile phone for my wife's birthday to express her husband's wishes, but I suffered for this purchase.

B: Nonsense. If it is my wife, don't make too much love to me.

A: Say you don't believe it, and the real trouble begins.

Are you kidding? Tell me, where can I find such a good model husband to buy a mobile phone for my wife's birthday?

A: Friends, my dear wife has strictly supervised me the day after receiving my mobile phone, checking my data information at any time. I really regret buying that mobile phone.

B: What can I check?

A: You don't understand. My wife didn't know how to use a mobile phone before. After having a mobile phone, my colleagues at work pointed it out. It's different now, and the function of the mobile phone is clear at a glance. As soon as I got home that day, my wife shouted at me: Come here and give me your mobile phone. I think my mobile phone is as good as yours. Just look at it. I didn't expect it to be good at first sight. (imitating wife's voice) Yo, good text message, how emotional: I haven't called for a long time. When can we meet? Tonight, I am so gorgeous, I miss you in the moon, look at my mobile phone and look forward to your appearance. Don't forget me. You said, it's that leprechaun. Let's go

B: It's outrageous that you kept love information. Honestly, fight for leniency.

A: I can have such good things there. Right, this is my daughter's contact code from school. Listen, "I want you to see my mobile phone back", which means the mobile phone fee is gone; Open the calendar and look forward to your appearance. The pocket money is gone. Look at this mobile phone number. My wife is really a daughter at first sight.

Your wife is right. She is a leprechaun, and you are used to it.

A: No way. My daughter doesn't ask me for money. Who wants to go? Just after passing the customs, Xiao Wang of our unit came to join in the fun again.

B: What's the matter?

A month ago, I introduced a person to Xiao Wang. Well, this boy fell in love at first sight, not to mention how much he liked it. I didn't know what the result was afterwards. I made a dozen phone calls and sent a few messages, but there was no news of that boy. I think it may have become. At this moment, he sent a message: feelings have been in arrears, love has stopped, trust has been closed, eyes have shifted, the soul has lost the net, concerns can not be connected, acacia is not in the service area, and everything is suspended. You said it was bad for me.

Looks like trouble.

A: My wife insisted that I cheated someone else's little girl, and now she's here. See how you end up. Jumping into the Yellow River really won't wash off.

B: Please explain it to me.

A: While we were seriously explaining the problem, Lao Zhang from our unit also sent a message, which really added fuel to the fire.

B: it's so lively!

Boy, Lao Zhang's jokes are endless. I really don't know what he will do. I can't help it, just let nature take its course. What are you afraid of? A clean hand wants no washing. Here, my wife smiled as soon as she saw it (imitating his wife's voice) There is such a good thing: I have a good news for you. From 2008, I will break the wife's life tenure system, implement the aunt's shareholding system, introduce the miss contest system, implement the escort hour system, implement the lover contract system and implement the small three contract system. I can't believe you have so much to do. Tell me honestly, there are some mistresses outside ... Tell us that I am the victim, right?

B: Talk to your colleagues. Just don't send messy messages.

A: These people want me to kill my wife. Two days later, I went home for dinner in the evening and just sat on the dining table and beeped. This message came again. The wife held out her hand and brought it here.

B: Smart people don't do shady things. Give it to her.

A: (Learn from the wife) The wife is the home, and the lover is the flower; Pay the family and buy flowers with bonuses; Go home and see flowers when you are sick; Go home often and don't forget to water the flowers. Do you mean irritating?

B: What about this time?

A: (imitating his wife) Give me the bonus.

B: That's the real thing. Hand it over!

A: Wife, I have a conscience. I give my family a salary and a bonus, but I have no money to buy flowers. I dare not go to see flowers when I am sick. I don't have the courage, do I Let me see whose masterpiece this is. Ha ha, fortunately, my brother-in-law sent someone else's information, otherwise I will be miserable again.

B: If you have good information in the future, take the initiative to show it to her as a sign of sincerity. Don't let her keep checking.

I deliberately showed her a message the other day. Would you mind reading your love letter? It doesn't matter, just watch. My wife didn't watch it this time. Let me read it to her. Boy, I really love him. Listen: I miss you day and night, I try my best to pursue you, I pray for you every day, I want to see you with my eyes open, my feelings are for you, and I miss you all the time. ...

B: Who is it? So charming? Is it Zhang Ziyi or Song Zu Ying?

A: My wife said, stop fooling around, even children know, ah, dear RMB. I mean, how do you know? How did you know? Can it have the charm of RMB? Bah! Couples of more than 20 years, how many huahuachangzi do you have? I don't know who knows. Well, do you think I will live like this in the future?

B: In the future, I suggest that you delete the message as soon as you receive it and keep it in mind.

A: It's not that easy. I just entered the house that day and received another message. This time, I thought it was broken. There may be another criticism meeting, so I quickly deleted it without paying attention.

B: That's a good idea.

A: When I went to bed at night, my wife asked: What was the news just now? No, (imitating your wife) you are still pretending, obviously I sent it to you. Look, it's 17: 50, just as you entered the room.

B: That's it.

Oh, why don't you show me? This is a big mistake. It's no use saying yes or no, so I'll sleep on the sofa.

That's your fault. Hey, hasn't your wife heard from anyone else?

A: Yes. Just a few days ago, my wife was cooking in the kitchen, beeping, beeping, and the information of the mobile phone came out of the bag. I think, take a look. Ouch, this is really ...

B: This is not a love story, is it?

Will it be pure love? Listen, everyone, in the cold night, how much I need you to open your warm hearts, hug me tightly, care for each other, press my body with your body, and roll and blend with each other. ...

B: enough porn. This time, you have enough evidence to criticize her.

A: Ah, dear space quilt, come and buy it!

B: How can it be a space quilt?

A: A quilt is not a space quilt. What else can it be? You want to see a joke. It turned out that my wife's sisters sent it from the department store and asked her to buy it.

I think you're shocked, too

A: What I hate most is the deceptive winning information, which made me suffer a lot.

B: Just do the work for him and make him not believe it.

A: I can't listen to opinions. At that time, it was reported that she won the grand prize of100000. I said it was fake, but she didn't believe me. She dialed dozens of calls in succession, and spent 300 yuan for nothing.

B: I think it's the information age, and it's convenient to send messages, but this message should also be civilized and honest, and send more good and healthy messages.

A: I have a computer friend who sent me a message. You sound interesting. I wish the Year of the Rooster, a blessed day, a leap, Shenzhou Shida, Samsung Ziguang, Lenovo Great Wall and Haiyunshi.

B: it's not easy either. They are all computer names.

A: I have a friend who is best when I go to the countryside. He is a farmer, and he is also very fashionable. He sent such news thousands of miles away, and his back ached and his legs ached, so he stopped for a while. Get fat and eat less fat; If you have a cold and fever, drink more boiled water; It's nothing. Go back to your hometown for a walk.

How real and touching.

A: Of course, none of these wives have a problem with this. A friend went into the sea to do business. The message sent a few days ago is like this: Spring breeze blows you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, wisdom accompanies you, God of Wealth follows you, friends are loyal to you, the audience likes you, and blessings are given to you.

Sounds like spring breeze.

A: I have a disciple who sent a message the other day. Listen, master, hello, I wish you the Year of the Rooster, everyone will follow you, the leaders will make way for you, the money will follow you, the bank will help you, the police will protect you, the director will chase you, friends will help you, the audience will praise you, and the teacher will love you.

B: He is a good apprentice! Understand you and care about you. Your wife is glad that you have such an apprentice.

A: Yes. I don't know who gave me my mobile phone number yesterday. It was a message from a comrade-in-arms who hadn't contacted in the countryside for more than 20 years.

What is the content?

A: Listen, there is no invitation to get married, and the daughter-in-law doesn't know who it is. Having a boy or a girl, housing is difficult to divide things; Star mobile phones are confidential, and everyone has opinions; Today's SMS delivery, meet Beijing in the coming year; Give us some tickets for the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games. How comfortable it makes me feel!

B: I don't think my wife will have a problem with this information. I suggest you send her messages often to make her happy.

A: I have thought of it for a long time. I took time to send a message to my wife that day. Listen, there is a moon, a you, two shadows, you and me. Knowing you is the luck of three beautiful women. The four beauties are not as good as you. They look for you from all corners of the country, and they are obsessed with you. Seven stars surround you with the moon, and I will wait for you on August 15th. Ninety-nine sentences I love you, that is, I love you very much.

B: Listen, lesbians, I'm so touched. There is such a good husband in the world. (doing actions) I love you so much.

A: pause and pay attention to the impact. However, my wife didn't respond. This idea of mine was broken. I sent it on Lao Zhang's mobile phone. Did I not receive it or misunderstood it?

B: Then ask her quickly.

Yes, I am in a hurry, too. When I got home, I asked, wife, hey hey, what about me and the message I sent you? Please give your valuable advice.

I must be very happy.

A: Come on. It's from you. Are you kidding?

B: Of course. If you don't believe me, recite it to him.

Yes, I'll recite it to you. A moon, a you ... (like your wife) Don't recite it, if only you were wrong! I thought it was from someone else, which made me happy for nothing.

B: You are miserable. She's still thinking about someone else ...