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Talking about friends

Talking about friends

1. A friend who needs you to give her a chance to get to know her heart won't go far. The person who really wants to be your friend doesn't need you to give her any chance at all. If she wants to know, she will try her best to open your heart and send herself into your heart. Those who need you to give her a chance to be your friend are just making excuses for having a step down.

A true friend is someone who waits for the dawn with you in the darkest hour. True love is someone who is willing to hold an umbrella for you when it rains. In this world, there are the least people who can save the last for you, and the best is also the least.

3. Don't say that you will miss it after you leave; Anyway, we are still friends after breaking up. Leave a place, the scenery will no longer belong to you; If you miss someone, that person has nothing to do with you. Falling flowers are intentional, and running water is ruthless. From the second I turned around, my happiness has nothing to do with you.

4. M: Do you have a boyfriend now? Woman: Yes. What about you? M: Since I broke up with you, I don't want to look for it anymore. Woman: Did we break up? Did you say it or did I say it? Man: You didn't say it, and neither did I. Do you still miss me? Woman: I was just thinking, I'm still looking for you all over the world, and now I don't want to! M: Why? W: Because now I know that in your heart we have broken up.

I don't know when I stopped contacting my friends and classmates. Even when I spoke, I only said a few words. I don't have a phone, I seldom send text messages and I can't get emails, but I'm worried. I used to hang QQ when I turned on the computer, so I hung it all the time and occasionally became invisible. Few people talk to me, and I rarely take the initiative to chat with people ... Technology is developing, and it is said that the world is getting smaller and smaller, but it is getting farther and farther away from my heart. ...

6. I like a few sincere friends to get together, and there are always endless words. I don't play tricks, don't be sarcastic, and treat everyone sincerely. I hate that some people can kill a person with one word. I like sincere friends to understand each other and tolerate each other's shortcomings.

7. The older you get, the more you understand a few things. 1, a few friends who talk about everything are the greatest wealth. No matter how hard you try, there are always people who don't like you. Let him go. 3. Listen carefully to other people's opinions and resolutely go your own way. No matter how nice you are to others, others may not appreciate it, but you should have a clear conscience. 5, be good to yourself, people don't live to wronged themselves. 6. Do what you think. Maybe tomorrow you won't have the courage.

8. I have a friend with an average family background, and I always feel that being rich will make me happier. Later, his mother made a fortune doing infant education. I met him almost ten years later and asked: Now that you have money, are you really happy? He replied: It's awesome! I walked away silently.

9. Being your friend for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. So, be a cow and a horse in the next life ... I will definitely pull up weeds for you to eat. ...

10, my friend's wife cheated, and he divorced peacefully. I asked him why he didn't delve into it. The friend said, "Shut up if you don't want to argue, let go if you don't want to love, and let go if you don't want to."

1 1, there is no need to make many friends, because not everyone will stand up when you need it. On the contrary, many superficial feelings will bring trouble. The older you grow up, the smaller the circle you care about, which is not a bad thing. You just need to protect the people you should protect. It is this small group of people who have stood up and stood there as early as when you thought you would be lonely.

12, having a hot pot buffet, my friend was greedy. After eating it, there were a lot of hot dishes left. The boss pointed to the signboard: 500g left at the bottom of the pot, add 15 yuan. A friend smiled and called a tramp: I'll give you 5 yuan after eating!

13, I decorate every day with blessings, so that blessings can visit friends' homes every morning; I let every ray of sunshine shine with happiness, and let happiness surround my friends forever; I let every miss be wrapped in sweetness, and let sweetness penetrate into my friends' hearts; I put sincerity on every greeting, and let sincerity bloom a happy smile in the paradise of friendship.

14, a true friend is not how many people are sought after when he is proud, but how willing to ask for help when he is frustrated; True feelings are not sweet words, but willing to accompany you when you are down and out. Many times, in the deepest despair, people can often see the most beautiful scenery.

15, a friend surnamed Liu said that according to the genealogy, the next generation should be called Liu Xing. I said if you want a daughter, you should call her Liu Xingyu. How romantic. He said no, I want one with a handle, and then take a domineering name, Liu Xing Hammer!

16, a true friend doesn't have to be inseparable or have endless words, but he must always stand by and give you warmth and strength when you are most helpless, sad and vulnerable.

17, there is no need to make many friends, because not everyone will stand up when you need it. On the contrary, many superficial feelings will bring trouble. The older you grow up, the smaller the circle you care about, which is not a bad thing. You just need to protect the people you should protect. It is this small group of people who have stood up and stood there as early as when you thought you would be lonely.

18, no boyfriend, does not mean that it is a leftover woman. Just because you don't have a girlfriend doesn't mean you are a leftover man. In fact, others don't understand. Nobody wants it, and they are not satisfied with it. Many people are not unwanted, and there are many suitors. They just haven't met the right person yet. So, don't worry, we are just walking on the road, expecting an unexpected encounter. Sometimes waiting is part of love.

19. For those friends who used to be close, but later alienated or even disappeared, we don't have to blame each other for having a new partner, nor do we have to regret the fleeting friendship. Some things seem accidental, but in fact they are inevitable. Life is a long road, and many people can only accompany one of them. There must be uncomfortable conditions for separation. It is good to get together at the right time and have fun.

20. What is a friend? A friend is a guitar in a happy day, playing the happiness of life for you; A friend is the spring breeze in a sad day, which gently blows away the sadness in your heart. Friends are mentors on the road to success, enthusiastically leading you to the sunshine. A friend is a bright light in failure and depression, silently driving away the haze of the soul for you.

2 1. It is said that when a daughter finds a boyfriend, her parents will feel sad that their hard-earned cabbage has been arched by pigs. But I can say that my brother has never come back to live at home since he found a girlfriend. Every day, his mother-in-law cooks a good dish, and all kinds of happiness are gone ... My mother looks up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and says: This cabbage is not arched, and the pig that has been raised for nearly 30 years is lost. ...

22. I take a bus with my girlfriend. There were many people at that time, so I stood with my girlfriend. She got bored and started playing with me. She pinched my arm several times, and I was not to be outdone, so I pinched her leg hard. But no matter how I squeezed it, she didn't respond. Just as I was wondering, a young man at the back said to me, "Brother, I was wrong. I shouldn't have stolen your mobile phone. I'll pay you back. You are really cruel! "

23. What obligation does a friend have to keep a secret for him? If he doesn't want anyone to know, don't say it. If you don't let him talk, he will itch to death, so friends can borrow their ears to listen to it. Who cares!

24. A friend works in the Civil Affairs Bureau. Yesterday he met a young couple who came to divorce (the woman was leaving). After a few words of persuasion, men began to recall and talk about their wives' advantages, sweet little things, past lives and their beautiful plans for the future. Later, the woman held the man in her arms and cried and said that she didn't want to leave. Then the man pushed the woman away and said to my friend, let's go. This bitch has changed so much.

25. I just found out that friends who used to be together are now sharing jokes of people you don't know, uploading photos of people you don't know, taking different classes, speaking technical terms you don't understand, preparing different speeches and debates, and starting a completely different life from you in different cities. I will be a little sad that your intersection is decreasing, but as long as you are good.

26. Only people of the same kind can be friends in the world, and people with different aspirations can only be happy companions for a while at a certain time of curiosity. Washed by the torrent of time, and finally piled together, it must be pebbles of the same material.

27. Make friends with excellent people. If you are already good, you can become better with him. If you feel that you are not good enough, you can learn from him and make yourself better and better.

28. One friend is very good, two friends are a little too many, and three friends are too many. Just have a bosom friend, not too many. If you really don't, you still have yourself. Be kind to yourself, get along with yourself and be friends.

29, people and friends together, life is very interesting, a person drinking tea, taste not to come out; Even if a person eats alone, he will not have much appetite. Eating it by many people will increase the flavor.

30. More brains make fewer friends. There will be more people who don't play with you There will be more rich people with you, and more people without money will stay away from you. Don't test people, you will be disappointed and even more desperate. It is good to know something. There is no need to say more. Some people just know each other. It doesn't have to be intimate. Be safe with or without love. There are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart.

3 1. In the kindergarten in the morning, the teacher will play games with the children: Little Pot friends, let's play with the eagle to catch the chicken. Then a little girl stood up and cried, teacher, I don't have a chicken.

32. A friend and a friend had lunch in a restaurant and packed some leftovers for the dog. Just out of the hotel, two thieves on motorcycles snatched the dog food. His wife shouted, "Hello! That's dog food. " The friend said, "Forget it, don't shout, they can take it back and add something else!" " !

33. You should be rational. You can't have a cold war with your relatives, friends and lovers just because your fart is big or small. No matter whose fault it is, you should take the initiative to show a conciliatory attitude. Don't shout: I am such a person, I can't change this character ... narrowness and bad temper can't be so packaged and rampant. Believe that you can be the one who takes the initiative to dissolve the ice, and your actions will make yourself and the other person get rid of embarrassment and get warm.

34. Good health, parents, self-reliance, a few friends who can talk to each other, and beautiful scenery that we can enjoy freely. We have all these happy things-so the need to be better than others and gain social recognition is highlighted.

35. There are so many friends, but few intimate friends, so many passers-by, but few memories. No one knows my sadness, my loss, my helplessness, my loneliness, my unhappiness, my unhappiness, my understanding and my love for me.

36. I have a friend who is recovering in the countryside. When the sun is shining, she comes out of the yard and counts the grapefruit on the tree. So quietly counting day after day, more or less lonely, grapefruit can be counted clearly, but some loneliness is like the stars in the night sky, shining and countless. This loneliness is so beautiful, without a trace of sadness, just as beautiful as her fading out a smile.

37. A friend of mine sells skin care products, and his business is sluggish. Once I went to visit her and saw that she had just bought some lipstick. Sabie couldn't put it down as soon as she took it out. She quickly opened them, tried them, and did it at one go. Then she looked in the mirror and couldn't help saying, this is too beautiful to sell! I ... I seem to know the reason why her business is bad. ...

38. Friends are embedded in a person's heart, just like constellations in the blue sky. If a star falls, you can't move another star to take her place. -Bing Xin

39. No matter to friends or people you like, you don't need sweet words, just be true! You don't need a vow of eternal love, just do it; There is no need to blame each other, just understand each other; There is no need to be suspicious of each other, just trust each other; You don't need to be angry all day, just know how to be tolerant; You don't need to be with me all the time, just have you in your heart; You don't need to be vigorous, just go to the end; You don't need to be rich or expensive, just be safe!

40. The longest and most reliable friend in the world is yourself, and the most neglected and unavoidable friend is yourself. In this way, the most tragic loneliness is not that there is no confidant around, but that you give up on yourself in your heart. Similarly, the help we need most is not from the concern of others. It is a true and tenacious self-help.

4 1, people who really make deep friends will not have many friends, and there will be many people who can sing with their hearts. It seems that there are many friends, and everyone is better. Seemingly enthusiastic, it is actually a kind of smoothness; No one was offended. Seemingly kind, it is actually a kind of sophistication. Shortcomings are real, and only perfection is so illusory; It is more practical to associate with a flawed person than with a perfect one. I try to avoid sudden enthusiasm, because "as much enthusiasm as there is false."

42. Don't say that you will miss you after you leave, and don't say that you will still be friends after you leave. If you leave a place, the scenery no longer belongs to you. If you miss someone, that person has nothing to do with you.

43. The first time I went to my girlfriend's house for dinner, my girlfriend joked that I was "funny". As a result, my future mother-in-law asked her what was funny? She said that "teasing" means "frankness". As a result, the future mother-in-law said: This child is really funny! It's hard to find such interesting children now! I think his parents should be funny too!

44. The enemy you hate most in this life is your best friend in your last life. Because he knows you, he knows you, so he will constantly find fault with you, find fault with you, and even slander you out of thin air. In fact, it is he who really helps you grow and progress. Without him, you can't understand where your problems are and where your omissions are. Be grateful to your enemy, be kind to your enemy, be patient and be a bodhisattva.

45. True good friends don't turn against each other, don't alienate each other without suspicion, don't give money regardless of past grievances, don't care about their status, don't succeed with flattery, and don't fail without giving up. Give a helping hand when you are struggling, lend a helping hand when you are confused, raise a glass when you are happy, and hug when you are sad. Let's go together, taking advantage of the future, while the enthusiasm is not cold.

46. I bullied a child when I was a child. That little friend, crying. Shouted loudly: you wait, I'll call my brother. I said, ok, I'll wait. Five minutes later, the child ran back crying: "Brother is not at home." I was moved by the seriousness of the children! So I hit him again!

47. Friends are like fish in water. Fish in deep water and shallow water will never walk together. The poor and the rich, the officials and the people, the grassroots and the powerful can't be true friends, because they have different perceptions of life, and the most important thing is that they have different hearts about the world and nature. Even the rich and the rich, officials and officials, dignitaries and dignitaries will not become true friends.

48. Don't share your story with friends, because others will only be jokes; Don't talk to the leader, because those words will become a gun target the next day; Don't talk big to your subordinates, because they will take it seriously.

49. Parents, lovers, friends, colleagues, all people, when they are present, are all gifts given by God. You should cherish and be grateful; And once you leave, don't be too sad. You have to understand that it is normal to leave, and it is the normal state of life to be born and die.

50. The world is neither our enemy nor our friend. This world may be heaven or hell, which depends entirely on our attitude, how we look at it and how we create it.

5 1, I thought we could still be friends after breaking up. But slowly, I still lost contact. Because every time I pick up the phone, I find there is no reason to call you again.

52. Friends often say, "You are in a good position and relaxed. What are you tired of? " I replied: "Tiredness is sometimes manifested not only in physical exhaustion, but also in mind, body and mind." The exhaustion of body, mind and mind far exceeds the exhaustion of body; The situation of intrigue and intrigue in the workplace is exhausting. The thoughts of homesickness, homesickness and missing relatives are miserable.

53. Spring rain is man's friendliest friend. When Baiyun was sleeping soundly in the sky, she came obliquely from the burning anxiety. In the poetic and elegant temperament, some people read her lingering feelings, and some people praised her tenderness.

54. Don't please others by selling your friends' privacy. Only when friends trust you can they show that they don't want to be known. As a friend, he should cherish this trust, instead of taking it as a talk one day.

55. I really want to steal a quiet life, sit around with friends and confidants, count the time lightly, smile warmly, let the fleeting morning and evening * * * degrees, and let the beautiful encounter freeze into an eternal picture; I really want to weave all my feelings and the words of my friends and confidants into bells, so that the lingering sound will never be scattered with the wind.

56. Every time you give up silently, you give up what you have been interested in for a long time but have no friends, and you give up what you have invested but have not gained; Give up some spiritual expectation; At this time, there will be a kind of sadness, however, this kind of sadness does not prevent us from starting over.