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Qizhi Dingbing Double Act "I Still Have One More Word"
Eat for free (Qizhi Dingbing)
A: May I ask you a question?
B: Ah, tell me
A: What is the most important thing in your life?
B: That’s “eating”
A: What happens after eating?
B: Sleep
A: After sleeping?
B: Eat
A: Eat and sleep, the variety is good!
B: Ah, well, how can you talk?
A: When it comes to eating, you can’t compare to me.
B: How can you eat?
A: I specialize in eating out.
B: Let’s shake hands
A: What’s wrong?
B: I only eat for free outside.
A: We are traveling together
B: What do you think is the best place to eat for free?
A: Do you still need to ask? No matter how big the money is, it can’t be bigger than public funds.
B: That’s right, how about saying that the “bastards” see the same thing!
A and B hahahaha
A: Taking public funds
B: Taking public funds
B: A few days ago, I was I picked up a representative certificate at the door of the hotel, which lasted for three months.
A: Oh, why does it take so long?
B: No matter what the meeting is, I walked in with my representative ID and no one dared to stop me
A: Wow
B: Earlier. On that day, the security guard at the door stopped me, and a waiter next to me said: Don't stop him, don't stop him, I know this person, he is an old representative.
A and B hahahaha
A: Then how can you eat if you don’t have a representative certificate?
B: Then I will wear a good suit and wait for a high-end car to come over. When a man who looks like a boss gets out, I will go up to him. Alas, I was looking forward to seeing you ( Go and hold A’s hand)
A: Hahahaha, where can we eat?
B: He is much hungrier than me. Look. You see, I followed the boss. The boss thought I was from the reception unit. The reception unit thought I was the boss. I walked into the banquet hall with the boss and waved to each other frequently. The next day, the photo of me waving to each other --- ---It was also in the newspaper.
A and B hahaha
A: You are famous.
B: I had a good meal at noon yesterday. Good guy, this bottle of wine is worth a cow, and a banquet can cover a building. Everyone opened their cheeks and were about to eat. I shouted, "It's not good, run away, the TV station is here to expose me"
A: Hahaha, okay!
B: I heard a "boom".
A: What’s wrong?
B: They were all scared away
A: Who is not afraid of exposure?
B: Hahaha, the rest I'll be guarding table 15 or 6 by myself. I eat hard. The food is so delicious that my chest is two inches higher than my chin. I'll fold the rest and beat it up. I sold the lunch box on the street for 1,800 yuan.
A: Yes, yes, but you don’t eat as well as I do!
B: What’s a good way?
A: I eat more exciting than you
B: How to stimulate?
A: It’s not my fault, now I’m tired of eating in the city, so I went to the countryside to eat.
B: From the city to the countryside
A: This is called "returning to nature"
B: You can eat better than me
A: A few days ago, the county sent an inspection team down there to inspect Xiaokang Village. There were two people in the inspection team, and I got in.
B: Just two people, you got in there
A: You don’t understand this, don’t you
B: Ah
A: Two people were sent down from the top, and 54 people including me were accompanying them below
B: A deck of playing cards
A: Three huge cars, and two small cars in front. Opening the road, more than 50 of us crowded into the truck at the back
B: Not afraid of being squeezed to death
A: We couldn’t care about that much anymore, so we went down the mountain singing.
B: What song?
A: We are pests, we are pests!
B pushed A
A: Who pushed me out? "Exit when it's time to exit. Go and have a meal in a hurry----------"Pa"
B: What's going on?
A: The tire blew up
B: Look, it’s overloaded.
A: More than fifty people came down and walked thirty or forty miles, and their eyes turned green from hunger
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B: A pack of wolves entered the village
A: There were no leaves on the trees along the way we walked.
B: There were locusts, look.
p>A: We walked to Xiaokang Village and saw that there were only 8 households in total
B: Oops, fifty-four big mouths are here
A : The village chief was so scared that his legs were weak. Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!
B: I was so scared that I cried.
A: Just in the past few years. , our village has become a model, we have welcomed the visiting group, sent off the inspection group, I have calculated the accounts, alas, I have become a pauper, I have to treat you to porridge today
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