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You tell me some jokes in English.
Look at the young man with short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
It is a girl. She is my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know you were her father.
I'm not. I'm her mother.
Is it a boy or a girl?
Look at the young man with short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
It is a girl. She is my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know you were her father.
I'm not. I'm her mother.
2. Quite ugly
Mary: John said I was beautiful. Andy said I was ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you are ugly. ..
Translation: very ugly
Mary: John said I was beautiful. Andy said I was ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you are ugly.
3. silent fart
A man came into the doctor's office with a serious problem.
"Doctor, I have the problem of silent gas emission. At home, at work, even at church, wherever I go, I will fart a lot of silent fart! In fact, there are already three people sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do? "
The doctor replied:
"The first thing we need to do is to check your hearing."
Silent fart: silent fart
A man walked into the doctor's office and met a serious problem.
"Doctor, I have a problem with silent gas emissions. At home, at work, and even in church, I fart countless times, no matter where I go! As a matter of fact, I have sat here and talked to you three times. What should we do? "
The doctor replied:
"The first thing we need to do is to check your hearing."
Step 3 pay taxes with a smile
I hate paying income tax.
You should be a good citizen-why don't you pay with a smile?
I want to go, but they insist on money!
I hate paying income tax.
You should be a good citizen-why don't you pay with a smile?
I'd love to, but they insist on money!
Step 4 take his place
After midnight, a lawyer called the governor and insisted that he talk to him about a very urgent matter. An assistant finally agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" The governor complained.
"Judge Garber just died," said the lawyer. "I want to take his place."
The governor replied, "Well, if the undertaker agrees, so do I."
Take his place: Take his place
After midnight, a lawyer called the governor and insisted that he talk to him about a very urgent matter. An assistant finally agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is this?" The governor complained.
"Judge Garber just died," said the lawyer. "I want to replace him."
The governor replied, "Well, if the funeral home is all right, I can."
5. I am sick.
One day, Hamid felt very uncomfortable. He went to the hospital.
Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you.
Hamid: Tell him I can't see him. I'm sick.
I'm sick.
One day, Hamid felt very uncomfortable. He went to the hospital.
Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you.
Hamid: Tell him I can't see him. I'm sick.
Apologize to your aunt
Dad: "Son, why do you call your aunt stupid?" Go tell her you're sorry. "
Son: (before going to menstruation) "Auntie, I'm sorry you are an idiot."
6. Say sorry to your aunt
Dad: "son, how can you call your aunt stupid?" Go and say sorry to her. "
Son: (walks to aunt) "Aunt, I'm sorry, you are so stupid."
6. Eternal love
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes, dear.
Girl: Will you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is eternal love.
Eternal love: Eternal love
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes, dear.
Girl: Are you willing to die for me?
Boy: No, my love is eternal.
Extended data:
Take a look; Check; Judge; accept
Young people (14- 17 years old) are minors; teenagers
Short hair and short hair
Blue jeans blue twill pants, jeans
Do you want to?
Fart < taboo > fart; A nuisance; A boring person; fool
Walking gait (the noun plural of walk); Sidewalk; Walking path; Walk, walk, walk (the third person singular of walk); Appear; Accompany ... go; hiking
Short form of have
At home at home; At home; Receive guests at home; grasp
Even, even
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