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Some questions about the Korean Peninsula

The first and second floors are pure nonsense, especially the first floor~~! I agree on the third floor

1. The peninsula has always been a dependent country of our country and was a Japanese colony for a period. Needless to say, it is illegal for the king of North Korea not to be canonized by the Celestial Dynasty~~!

2. Mainly the second one. The first floor said, "A unified, strong, and democratic Korean Peninsula is in line with our national interests." This sentence is completely wrong. Never has a strong neighbor served a country's interests. "Who wants to maintain the status quo on the Korean Peninsula? It's not us, it's the United States and Japan!" Wrong~~! Everyone wants to maintain the status quo on the Korean Peninsula~~China, the United States, Japan and Russia all do the same~~!

Everyone think about it, what a rogue nation North and South Korea are~~ Koreans say every day that this is his, that is his, Li Shizhen is his, the Dragon Boat Festival is his, Changbai Mountain is It still belongs to him~~~You think, if they can still survive after reunification, they will definitely think that even China belongs to him~~What a shameless nation~~

If they split, they will become two small Scoundrels, they fight each other, we laugh at each other and help one beat the other. If two little scoundrels turn into one big scoundrel. They will become enemies of our country and covet our territory. Come to think of it, that's what Vietnam is like.

China’s attitude towards the Korean Peninsula is the same as that of the United States and Japan towards Taiwan. They both do not want to have a strong and unified competitor~~!

First, China will not tolerate any party unilaterally destroying the status quo of the peninsula. This extremely threatens China's interests. If you think about it, South Korea and North Korea are both rogue nations. It would be okay to divide them into two small rogues, but if they merge into one big rogue. There will inevitably be extreme threats to China's borders.

Second, China will not let the United States intervene. It will only unite the south with the north, so that China will be close to the area where the United States is stationed.

Third, China and North Korea also have the China-North Korea Treaty of Friendship, Cooperation and Mutual Assistance, which is still in effect. The treaty states that one of the contracting parties is subject to armed aggression by one country or a combination of several countries on the other side. When the situation arises, we must do our best to provide military and other assistance.

3. It is not in our country's interest for North Korea to have nuclear weapons. Of course, they have no choice but to do so. North Korea does not dare to offend our country~~!