Do you have any humorous jokes in 250 words? Thanks

1. Ikkyu’s theme song, Geji, Geji, Geji, Gejiggeji, Auntie washes the spittoon...

2. When I was a child, there was a song just I heard someone sing a line: We sat by the tall urn, listening to my mother talk about the past and felt very scary. I didn’t know the lyrics until high school: ...beside the grain pile...

3. Our motherland is a garden, and the flowers in the garden are so bright. The warm sunshine shines on us, and everyone has a smile on their face. When I was a child, I heard the last two sentences, the Dutch sunshine shines on us, and the Americans have smiles on their faces. Depressed For several years...

4. During the flag-raising ceremony, singing the national anthem was originally very formal, but there was a time when the boys in the class sang very well despite the enemy's fire. It was very hard-working and very refreshing. Later I found out that what they were singing was: Holding the Enemy’s Wife... I didn’t know who the genius invented it. I felt so cold when I heard it~~~~~ ~~

6. The most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you (slowly growing older)! I've always wondered whether this song was sung by a girl from Zhongguancun who didn't know Zhao Yonghua at the time.

7. I was listening to Jordan Chan's new album "Hug" just now. The style has changed, and it's very affectionate. Listening all the way, I suddenly heard Jordan Chan frequently singing "Little beast, pay close attention again, yes, the whole sentence seems to be "Let the whole world call you little beast" - isn't it a yuppie? Something is wrong~~~~ The lyrics are as follows: I can make the whole world laugh

8. There is a song, and until now I still think the sentence is: A group of March Eighth Dancers, downstairs Do you know which song it is? (Samba Dance)

9. Have you ever heard "The End Is Not What I Want" sung by Jacky Cheung? The ending is not the result I want... The person waiting in the car window is no longer me. After hearing this many times, my friend and I thought that the person in the toilet was no longer me, and we couldn't figure it out.

10. I once heard chrysanthemums flying over the wild geese’s heads

11. The wild geese heard my song, and the river kissed my face and heard it: The uncle has listened to my song. , this guy kissed me on the face

12. Later, I heard my classmates in the same dormitory sing a single love song: Love needs to be more and more courageous with more frustrations... It sounds like love needs to be more and more courageous with doing... ...

13. Whether it makes me sad or drunk, the theme song of Ren Xianqi's version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" always sounds too sad to me. It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter whether it’s Yang Guo drunk... Hey~ Why do you always have trouble with the male protagonist! ! !

14. Fei Xiang’s wanderer, ghosts come, ghosts come.

15. As a classmate from the countryside, when I listen to Zhang Huimei’s "Sisters", I think you are my sister and you are my baby! After listening to it for two days, I finally couldn't help but ask, how could this woman sing? Why is she both my sister and my uncle's! ?

16. When I was in junior high school, a classmate listened to Azhe's "Love is Like Tide" and asked me in confusion: Why did he sing "Promise me you will never stand in line (wandering) late at night"

17. "Yeliya Girl": Wild donkey, mysterious wild donkey~~~~~~

18. If you want to talk about unclear enunciation, I recommend Jay Chou first, he hums in one song : 小##, 小##, 小##, 小##, 小##, 小##... As soon as I heard that, it was so cool that I sang along with it. Only after being scolded by my girlfriend did I know: That Y sings about Jay Chou, Jay Chou, Jay Chou..., and also calls himself Xiao##...

19. There is another one, which has nothing to do with the lyrics. It's an advertisement.

Have you ever seen Cecilia Cheung’s Sofitel slimming advertisement? Zhang Bozhi put her hands on her waist, swayed, and walked out gracefully. The two beauties next to her looked at her with envy. Zhang Meiren said, why not use Sofitel? I heard it, why don't you hold it with your hands? I thought that Zhang Meiren thought her waist was too thin and was afraid of breaking it, so she told everyone to hold their hands on the thin waist to be careful not to break it! After a long time, communicate with others. Only then did I learn the truth. Everyone burst into laughter!

20. I was listening to a remastered version of the boy's "Courtship" a few days ago. No matter how I listened to half of the first line of the old record, I heard that Lao Zhang invited me to dinner. I never understood why Lao Zhang was so polite. .....