1What interesting things can 0 yuan do?

1, jingle, joke set, not bad, joke content includes Chinese and foreign. Brother Bian Xiao, betray your strength and review the manuscript quickly in the middle of the night. Members, literary talent, writing jokes and holding competitions. A month, a few hundred dollars, the pace in the red light district.

2. The status quo of the four major happy events has always been a long drought: since Jam Hsiao, it has not been so urgent; Meet an old friend in another country: this is what I fear most now. I finally went out to travel and met an acquaintance who chased you for an account. Are you scared? Wedding night: It's simple. As long as you have money, you can go to a hotel or a bath city. What do you want? When I entered the college entrance examination, Lan Xiang and New Oriental both gave me red admission notices.

Since I got married, my wife has paid more and more attention to me, especially my work. When I first got married, my wife asked me about my work at most once a month. It's different now. My wife asked me seven or eight times a month, "Why hasn't my salary been paid this month?"

4. Wife: Forget it. 10 yuan I'll give it to you. How much did you spend? Me: Honestly, can you stop hitting people? Wife: Yes, I bought a cigarette and smoked it ~ ~ ~ I: Didn't we agree not to hit people? Wife: Are you fucking human? ! Me. . .

5. Wife: "I want to divorce you!" Me: "What happened to my wife? I've only been married for two months. How can I get a divorce? " Wife: "Before we got married, you told me that you wanted me to live in the villa, have candlelight dinner and eat western food every day." Me: "Villa, our village is on the top of the mountain, so are our single-family villas?" As for candlelight dinner, we didn't eat with candles when the power went out; As for western food, you can check it out. Mashed potatoes are the staple food of westerners. "Wife:" Get out! "

6. The mid-term exam is over, and great changes have taken place in Class Three, Grade Five. 1, Xueba Xiaoming only got the fifth place, and his girlfriend wanted to break up with him. Xiao Liang's face is black and blue. Looks like his parents' attack power has increased again. I almost lost money, and I can't even afford pants. I was sitting in the village, but Liang Xiao's mother hit him on the left face or his right face was blocked. I didn't expect his parents to hit him on the left and right face. After this exam, the teacher began to praise me for being sensible. He said, Xiao Dong is really sensible. If you don't take the exam, the average score of our class will increase by dozens!

7. Xifeng's girlfriend chatted with Xifeng's girlfriend: "Xiaofeng, I really admire you. Do you know that men nowadays are looking for objects based on you! " Feng proudly said, "Really, why didn't I know?" Girlfriend: "Those men said they must not look for Feng's short, ugly and nonsense when looking for a girlfriend!" " Xifeng: "Nima!"

8. Sniper Xiao Li won the first prize in the sniper competition. When he came back, his friend asked him, "Wow, you are really amazing. You stayed in the snow for two hours without moving. How did you practice this determination? " Xiao Li: "Thank you neighbor Xiao Wang!" " "friend:" Xiao Wang "Xiao Li whispered," yes, every time he comes back early, I hide under his bed! " "

9. Me: "Wine is a good thing, and people who like drinking have a bright future. Guan Yu has good wine, and warm wine talks about Hua Xiong; Li Bai's good wine, and hundreds of poems about Li Bai's struggle for wine; Song Taizu's good wine is the wisdom of relieving the military power with a glass of wine, and I am also a good wine ... "Neighbor:" Shut up, get drunk again, and don't sleep with the wrong wife. Come with me to the police station! " ……

10, I went to the wild with my wife yesterday to find excitement. Before the play began, the little bitch threw a spell at me. My wife said, "Honey, I don't want you to wear a condom." Me: "no, wife, it's safe to wear condoms!" " Wife: "I don't want it. Wearing condoms is not exciting." Me: "No, no, I can't stand not wearing a condom for a minute!" " Wife: "incompetent, coward" I: "damn it, wife, don't stand and talk. It's too painful. Such a big hornet's nest doesn't need a sack to cover its head. Who dares to poke! "