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Fairy tales to put your girlfriend to sleep.

Fairy tale 1 Little crab learns to walk.

The mother crab is pregnant The baby crab is coming soon. Father crab is very happy. Finally, he will have a baby soon. Every day, Father Crab takes good care of Mother Crab for fear of any accident.

Soon, the mother crab gave birth With the efforts of the mother crab, the little crab was born. The little crab is very cute, and the father crab is very happy. Holding a crab means looking around, and I can't get enough of it.

The mother crab also loves the little crab, but the mother crab not only loves it, but also attaches great importance to the education method of the little crab, which is very strict. Mother crab thinks that only by educating the little crab well can we love it.

One day, mother crab went to the "crab shop" to buy things, so she took the little crab with her. On the way, the mother crab saw the way the little crab walked and felt ugly. He said to the little crab, "son, the way you walk is really ugly." You can't walk sideways. Mom will teach you how to walk straight. "

The little crab replied, "mom, I was born to walk sideways like this." I won't go straight. "

"Just try it, maybe you can walk straight if you try it." Mother crab said.

"All right," said the little crab confidently, "I'll try."

However, the little crab faces straight ahead, and when it leaves, its body can't help turning back, and it can't stop it. The little crab anxiously called to his mother, "Mom, I can't walk straight.". Can you show it to me? "

"Well, when mom demonstrates, you should have a good look."

However, the mother crab, like the little crab, seems to be forced to turn back. The mother crab tried many times and was sweating with anxiety.

The little crab said to his mother, "Mom, you can't walk straight."

Mother crab hung her head in shame. Crab sorry: "son, I'm sorry, mom is wrong."

Fairy Tales before Sleeping with Girlfriend 2 Little Monkey's Garden

The little monkey grows lettuce and leeks in his garden. This little monkey is very diligent. Every morning, he will weed lettuce and leek and catch insects. And often fertilize them. Lettuce and leek grew up quickly under the care of the little monkey.

On this day, lettuce saw that she was tall and strong, while leek was thin and small, so she disdained to look at the leek next to her and said, "You are also a vegetable, and I am also a vegetable. Why is the difference between us so big? " Look, it's also fertilizing, watering and catching insects. You see how tall and strong I am, but you are so short and slim. Don't feel inferior? "

Facing the ridicule of lettuce, leek looked up and said, "I don't feel inferior at all!" " Yes, you are taller and stronger than me, but that doesn't mean you are stronger than me. My vitality is much stronger than you! "

Lettuce said unconvinced, "What a joke! Don't look at my tall and strong body, just look at a leaf on my body, it is as wide as you. In terms of vitality, am I not as good as you? "

Leek didn't want to argue with lettuce any more, only said, "Then let's ride a donkey and read a song book. Let's talk about it! "

A month later, the little monkey came to the garden and harvested lettuce and leeks.

Lettuce and leek only have roots buried in the soil. Lettuce gloated over leek: "Didn't you say that your vitality is stronger than mine?" How can I be cut by a little monkey like me now without even a leaf left? "

Leek said confidently, "Now we are the same, but please look again in a few days!" " "

After a rain, leeks soon grew green leaves again, and after half a month, they were lush. When the leek swayed happily against the wind, the lettuce on one side was silent, and its roots had begun to rot.

Fairy tales put his girlfriend to sleep 3 sensible phoeny.

In the morning, the sun shines on the balcony, and my mother is giving grandma bask in the quilt. Xiaofeng asked her mother, "Grandma's quilt is not wet at all. Why do you want to dry it? "

"When the quilt is dried, it will be warmer for grandma to cover it." Mom said.

"Why?" Xiaofeng asked again.

Mother said, "There is cotton in the quilt. Let the sun shine into the cotton. Do you feel warm? "

After lunch, grandma wants to take a nap, and mom puts the quilt away and lays it on the bed. Grandma took off her cotton shoes and lay on the bed, saying, "This quilt is really warm!" " "She closed her eyes comfortably.

Grandma fell asleep, Xiaofeng thought: grandma's cotton shoes also have cotton ... so he gently put grandma's two cotton shoes in the sun. Grandma woke up and Xiaofeng put the cotton shoes back in front of the bed. Grandma got up, put her foot into the cotton shoes and asked strangely, "Hey, why is it so warm in the cotton shoes?"

Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Grandma, there is a lot of sunshine in cotton shoes!" " "

Grandma smiled and touched Xiaofeng's head and said, "our Xiaofeng is really a sensible child."

Xiaofeng was very happy to hear grandma's praise.

Fairy Tales Before Sleeping with Girlfriend 4 Selfish Elephant

The weather was fine and the elephant decided to go out. He walked slowly along a path, and there were small flowers on the roadside, which were very beautiful. Seems very carefree. It seems to be completely integrated into the whole scene. Everything around him seems to have nothing to do with him.

At this time, the little squirrel ran from the front, stopped the panting elephant and said anxiously, "Brother Xiang, the little white rabbit fell into the river!" " Go and save it! "

The elephant listened to the squirrel and said slowly, "What do I care if the little white rabbit falls into the river?" Say that finish, it left its nose and left.

On the slope, Uncle Xiong dragged a load of corn up the slope with difficulty. Uncle Bear heard footsteps behind him. Looking back, he saw a baby elephant. He quickly said, "Little Elephant, please help me push the car to the back. I really can't pull it. " The elephant ignored it and swaggered away.

The elephant walked into a forest, and the strong sunlight shone through the cracks in the leaves, which made people see things in a blur. As the elephant walked, he looked around timidly. Suddenly, the elephant leans and falls into a trap. The elephant tried to climb out, but the trap was deep and slippery. No matter how hard you try, the elephant can't climb out.

The elephant shouted for help in the trap. The squirrel heard the cry and ran over. He saw the elephant fall into the trap and turned away. The elephant quickly said, "Little squirrel, help! Find someone to save me! " "The little squirrel said," What do I care if you fall into the trap? " Say that finish, the little squirrel turned and left.

Uncle Bear heard the sound and saw the elephant fall into a trap. He turned and left without saying anything.

When the sun went down, the mother elephant saw that the elephant had not returned home, and ran into the Woods to look for it. The baby elephant is in a trap, anxious and afraid, crying desperately. The mother elephant followed the sound and saw the elephant fall into a trap. She quickly wrapped her long nose around the elephant and pulled it out of the trap.

Mother elephant blamed the elephant: "Why don't you ask someone for help?" The elephant said aggrieved, "I asked the squirrel to call someone to save me, but the squirrel said it was none of its business." Uncle Xiong turned away when he saw me, regardless of whether he asked or not. "

Mother elephant was very angry. She scolded him. The owl in the tree said, "Mrs. Xiang, you shouldn't scold the little squirrel and uncle bear." As you treat others, others will treat you. Ask the elephant what is going on! "

Mother elephant stared at the elephant and asked doubtfully, "What the hell is going on?"

The elephant's face turned red and he stammered out the reason.

Mother elephant said sternly to the elephant, "Son, you are wrong. Mother will criticize you." Don't look on coldly when others need help, but try your best to help others. This is a responsibility. Only when you are responsible for others will someone be responsible for you. "

Fairy tale 5 Little squirrel and his girlfriend pick tea before going to bed.

Little squirrel's school organizes everyone to go on an autumn outing together. The students are very happy.

The little squirrel gets up early. He prepared many things for his autumn outing: drinks, bread, candy and his favorite popcorn. However, the little squirrel thinks this is not enough. So he said to his mother, "Mom, give me ten forest coins!" " "

Mother asked inexplicably, "What do you need so many forest coins for?"

The little squirrel answered his mother, "Our school organized an autumn outing today. I want to take it with me on the road. "

The little squirrel said, without waiting for his mother's promise, he took out ten forest coins from his mother's pocket.

The little squirrel spent ten forest coins a day.

In the evening, the little squirrel came back from an autumn outing. Mother said to the little squirrel, "honey, tomorrow is Sunday." Will you pick tea with your mother? "

"Can you make money by picking tea?" The little squirrel said happily.

"yes. The tea you pick can be exchanged for forest coins. " Mom replied.

"Great, I can make money, too." The little squirrel said excitedly.

The next day, the little squirrel and his mother came to the tea garden to pick tea. The sun came out, emitting burning light, shining on mother squirrel and little squirrel, and their clothes were wet with sweat.

Before long, the little squirrel couldn't hold on. "Mom, let's go home. We are really tired. " Said the little squirrel.

"Tea hasn't filled our basket yet. How can we go back? " Mother squirrel said.

At the end of the day, mother squirrel and little squirrel picked a basket full of tea. They took the tea to the tea shop. The gorilla weighed the tea, handed the squirrel two forest coins and said, "This is your harvest today."

The little squirrel said to his mother in shame, "Mom, it used to be so difficult to make money." I will never waste money again. "

Fairy tale 6: We often eat apples in our lives, and so do the small animals in the story. One day, Little Rabbit got an apple from his good friend Bear. After eating the apple, the rabbit decided to sow.

One day, the bear gave the rabbit 20 apples. The rabbit ate the first apple and thought, "when I eat the fourth apple, I will keep it." The next day, I will plant it in the ground and let it grow into a tree. "

So, the rabbit planted the seed in the ground the next day, and the rabbit watered and fertilized it. A few days later, the saplings grew out, and the little rabbit was very happy.

After a while, the seedlings grew taller and taller, and finally a big red apple grew on the tree, which was heavy and bent more and more branches.

One night, Rabbit invited Piggy, Monkey, Dog and Bear to his house to eat apples. Everyone is very happy, munching on sweet apples.

The rabbit said, "shall we play games while eating sweet and fragrant apples?" Everyone said, "Good." They happily played various games and spent the wonderful evening.

In the morning, all the other dewdrops were "picked up" by the sun father-in-law, and only a small dewdrop was still hidden among the small trees. It seems to be expecting something.

The little tree asked, "Little Dew, what are you thinking?" "I want to have a home," Xiao Lu said with tears in her eyes. "Well, do you want me to help you find a home?" The little tree said. "Really? Wow, that's great. " Little dewdrop was overjoyed. At this moment, a beautiful butterfly flew by the little tree. The little tree quickly shouted, "Sister Butterfly, Sister Butterfly." Hearing the cry of the little tree, the little butterfly flew over and asked, "What's the matter? Brother Xiaoshu ""Can you help Xiaolu find a home? " . The butterfly looks at the poor little dew and says, "Let the little dew sleep in my house!" " Little dewdrop jumped up with joy. Then the little butterfly put the dew on her back and flapped her wings and flew away.

After a while, when she arrived at Butterfly's house, Xiaolu was shocked. There are all kinds of color TVs, washing machines, drinking fountains and sofas. At this time, the little butterfly picked up a delicate little box and said, "Xiaolu, you can sleep here tonight." Little dewdrop jumped and jumped happily.

The next morning, Butterfly ate breakfast and went to school. When she arrived at school, she fainted. The teacher hurriedly called her home. Little dewdrop rushed over after hearing the news. As soon as Doctor Dragonfly was diagnosed, he caught a cold. It turned out that the little butterfly was afraid of dew evaporation, didn't make a fire, ate cold food and drank cold food, so she caught a cold. Little dew felt ashamed when she heard this. She hurried back to make a fire and cook. She disappeared before the meal was ready.

At this time, Xiaolu realized that she would never really have a home again.

Fairy tales of putting your girlfriend to bed 8. Bear who admits his mistake.

Today is the bear duty. Bear is cleaning the classroom carefully. The teacher said that the students on duty must clean the classroom seriously and responsibly to provide a good environment for tomorrow's study.

He cleaned the classroom and went to the window to close it. Suddenly, someone downstairs shouted, "Bear, come and play football!" " "Bear is a football fan. As soon as he heard the cry of his good friend monkey, he ran downstairs. The little friends didn't go home until dark, and the thing that the window was not closed had long been forgotten by the bear.

The next day, Little Bear went to school and walked into the classroom. I saw many classmates around the window. It turned out that two pieces of glass on the window were broken. Bear remembered that he forgot to close the window yesterday. The strong wind at night smashed all the windows.

Teacher Kangaroo came over and asked, "Who was on duty yesterday?"

"Teacher, I was on duty yesterday." The bear blushed and said, "It's all the monkey's fault. He asked me to play football, so I forgot to close the window ... "

Teacher Kangaroo said, "Bear, you are a primary school student, so you should be brave enough to take responsibility. I forgot to close the window. How can I blame others? "

Little bear said shyly, "teacher, I was wrong." I shouldn't be naughty. "

Teacher Kangaroo said, "It is a good boy to admit mistakes. Ok, let's clean the ground together! "

Nine butterflies and beetles in the fairy tale garden to coax your girlfriend before going to bed

In the garden. Flowers are everywhere, colorful and beautiful. In the afternoon, the sun is particularly warm, and other small animals are taking a nap. Only a small caterpillar keeps holding the leaves. Although he was a little sleepy, he didn't stop. He kept gnawing at the leaves, gnawing them down and carrying them home.

In the process of handling, he accidentally bumped into a small beetle that was resting. The beetle was very angry: "get out of here, smelly thing!" " I only like to play with some beautiful and elegant insects. "

"But I am also a beautiful insect," the little caterpillar suddenly woke up. "My mother is the most beautiful butterfly in the garden!"

The beetle said, "Don't quibble. Can an ugly caterpillar like you still be a butterfly's child? "

The beetle turned around to reveal its shiny back. "Look how beautiful and elegant I am!" "Then he shook the leaves hard and the caterpillar shook down.

The little caterpillar continued to gnaw at the leaves and carry them until it was dark. But the little beetle sleeps late every day.

Winter is coming, and it is getting colder every day. The flowers and leaves in the garden are all dried up, and the butterflies are hidden. The garden is no longer so lively.

The little caterpillar met the little beetle in the last handling. This time, the little beetle shivered with cold, and it was not as arrogant as before.

The little caterpillar felt sorry for him, so he took him to his home, let the little beetle live here, hid himself and began to spin silk into pupae. With food, the little beetle survived safely, but he was a little surprised. Where did the ugly caterpillar go?

After a while, flowers and trees began to sprout again, and spring came. There are many insects in the garden, and it's lively here again.

One day, while the little beetle was lying by the window watching the excitement, suddenly a beautiful butterfly flew out of the little caterpillar's hole.

The little beetle quickly asked, "Who are you and why are you in the little caterpillar's house?"

The butterfly smiled and said, "I am that ugly little caterpillar." After a winter of spinning and cocooning, I finally became a beautiful butterfly like my mother. " Now we can play together. "

The little beetle blushed. He felt that he shouldn't have disliked caterpillars before and made friends just by looking at other people's looks. So he said, "I'm sorry, I was wrong."

"It doesn't matter, just change it later."

So they fly in the garden and play together.

Fairy tales before bed coax girlfriends 10 mice to eat gold.

Zhang San and Li Si are neighbors. Zhang San is very clever and upright. As for Li Si, he loves stealing and playing tricks. In fact, Zhang San knows Li Si's character, but everyone is a neighbor, so Zhang San has never cared about Li Si. But Li Si has no idea.

One day, Zhang San will leave for a few days. Zhang San looked at the gold at home and thought, I have to find someone to take care of this precious thing for me. Don't lose it. So Zhang San went to Li Si's house and said to Li Si, "I'm going out to do business. Can you watch my gold for me? "

Li Si readily agreed: "No problem, I promise to take good care of your gold."

Say that finish, Zhang San gave his gold to Li Si and went out.

A few days later, Zhang San came back. Say to Li Si; "I'm back. You can give me my gold back."

Li Si looked down and said, "Your gold is gone. The mouse ate it."

Zhang San turned away without saying anything.

In the evening, Zhang San stole Li Si's horse.

The next morning, Li Si said to Zhang San, "My horse was stolen."

Zhang San said with a smile, "Last night, I saw an owl fly away with a horse on its back."

Li Si said, "Impossible, how can an owl carry a horse?"

Zhang San said with a smile, "Rats can eat gold, but owls can't carry a horse?"

Li Si is very ashamed.

The next day, Li Si returned the gold to Zhang San and Zhang San returned the horse to Li Si. Li Si said to Zhang San, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't be greedy." I promise not to be greedy and cheap in the future, and we will be the best neighbors. "

"Never mind, I hope you know."

Fairy tales of putting your girlfriend to sleep 1 1 industrious ants and lazy crickets.

In summer, the weather is very hot. Many animals hide at home and are unwilling to go out. Only ants are still working hard, getting up early every morning and then working hard. Work hard and have no complaints.

Where are the crickets? Every day is singing, being idle and indulging myself.

There is food everywhere, and it is the time when flowers bloom all over the mountain. What a happy summer!

Crickets are very surprised at the hard work of ants. "Ah! Hey! Mr. Ant, why are you working so hard? Wouldn't it be nice to have a rest and sing like me? "

However, the ant went on working and said without rest, "Only by accumulating food in summer can we prepare for the cold winter!" " ""We really don't have extra time to sing and play! "

Crickets listen to ants and ignore them. "ah! What a fool, why do you always take so long to think about things! "

Happy summer has passed, autumn has passed, and winter has finally come. The north wind is blowing and snowflakes are falling in the sky.

Crickets are so thin that there is snow everywhere and they can't find food.

"If only I were like Mr. Ant, I would store food in summer!" Crickets hobbled in the snow as if they were going to fall.

Ants who have been working don't care if winter comes. Accumulated a lot of food and built a warm home.

When the cricket found the ant's home, the ants were having a good time!

"Mr. Ant, please give me something? I'm starving! "

The ants were startled. "Ah! Aren't you Mr. Cricket you met in summer? You have been singing in summer, and we thought you would dance in winter! Come on! Eat something and sing us a happy song when you are healthy, ok? "

Facing the kind ants, crickets can't help but leave tears of joy.

Fairy tales put his girlfriend to sleep 12 sly fox and chicken

There is a locked cage in the yard. There is a nest of chickens in it. The fox has been watching the chicken for a long time, but the chicken stays in the cage every day and never comes out. Foxes can't get close, let alone eat chickens.

The fox wandered around the chicken coop he had been staring at, but he couldn't. At this moment, the clever fox came up with a good idea.

So he said to the chickens in the coop, "Let me tell you something. Yesterday, I overheard your host and his wife discussing,' Go and buy some bags of compound feed tomorrow, fatten the chicken early, and then catch it and kill it when the Mid-Autumn Festival children come home!' "So, don't think that the host is good for you by feeding you good food. Run when they open the cage, or you will all die! "

All chickens believe it. A few days later, when their owners let them out, the chickens never came back. After dark, they hid in the grass halfway up the mountain and prepared to spend the night outside. Unexpectedly, it happened to be the fox's door.

When the chickens saw the fox, they said to the fox, "Thank you for reminding us, otherwise we would be really miserable."

The fox then showed a ferocious face and said to the chicken, "Thank you? Do you know what I will do next? "

When the chickens saw the fox's face become so terrible, everyone could not help but curl up, hug together and look at the fox with poor eyes. One of the chickens named Nuo Nuo asked the fox, "What do you want to do to us?"

"What about you? I want to eat you. I've been watching you for a long time, but I haven't found a chance. I didn't expect you to be so stupid as to listen to me. " Say that finish, the fox came at the chickens. Chickens didn't have time to dodge, so they became foxes' mouths.