The year of the dog is coming, and so is the year of the pig. I want to get some explanations about dog culture and pig culture.

Nowadays, fashion culture, no matter what it is, should wear the hat of culture. There is a culture of eating, not only eating heavily, but also the four major cuisines have their own small cultures, which, together with the wine culture, is enough to become a spectacular cultural system; Needless to say, wearing culture has long been dazzling, and beauty fashion is not enough. Underwear culture, children's wear culture, men's wear culture and middle-aged and elderly fashion culture have all kept up. As soon as tourism was opened, officials all over the country were fascinated by culture. Every cave, stream and forest must be packaged and culturally packaged. Having talked with friends who play with culture, I realized that the proliferation of that culture can almost replace literacy. A county wants to build a brand of Zhuang culture, so it gives money to package the culture of "Dare to climb the Zhuang Mountain" and describes it as the birthplace of Zhuang nationality. The reason is that there is a stalactite column in that cave, which is a vivid "male corrector", so it is the root of Zhuang nationality. Another county refused to accept it, but also invested in packaging the culture of "black clothes and strong clothes" because the strong clothes there were black and authentic. There is also the "hemp soup" that was originally drunk by the poor in mountainous areas. A story of the fairy fox monster was made up, and some "health ingredients" were added, so the "hemp soup culture" was even packaged successfully. I drank a bowl, which was not much different from the previous bitter rice. Even sex, which was originally hidden in a dark corner, was openly branded as "sex culture". This is really a world of culture. Various cultures have mushroomed, and even words are considered as culture. What kind of advanced culture is there, and I don't know how to understand it.

In this case, we might as well create a "dog culture" for it. How to build it? I was born with a dog. I can know that my dog is my own enemy. The title of the first chapter of dog culture should be "dogs can't change and eat shit" No matter how delicate that dog is, even if it grows up drinking milk, it will immediately swallow human excrement. If the owner finds that he has lost face, the dog will not leave under the threat of the owner. Then Lu Xun said that dogs are changed by wolves, so I doubt that there can be a spirochete that eats shit in the wolf's genes. After Stalin's thug Jagoda poisoned Gorky, he turned over his high notebook and wrote many words condemning "state terror". Jagoda cursed: "A wolf is a wolf after all. No matter how good the feed is, it always wants to run into the forest! "

The second title seems to be "Dog Friends". I have heard of this word for a long time, but I don't know why. And in the 1970s, I once came from the place where I cut in line to buy marijuana seeds, and I followed my father's truck to the township. At noon, driver Qin enthusiastically took me to eat the most famous "white-cut dog meat" here, and ate it at a dog meat stall in Binyang. The bedplate is set as a dining table, surrounded by a short stool. Qin's driver greeted several diners at the booth, and after sitting down, three or four people came one after another. They had a heated conversation. The stall owner chopped a tea tray, chopped the white dog meat, gave each person a taste dish, and served three or four bowls of rice wine, and each person scooped it with a spoon. I don't know if I am a driver, a first-class citizen, and I really know a lot of people. After dinner, as soon as the stall owner reimbursed, everyone paid for it, which was later called "AA system". After getting on the bus, I lamented to the driver Qin that he had many friends, but he smiled and said, "Nobody knows anyone. Don't you see that each has his own money? " Dog friends, dog friends, that's what they say. They talk like friends when they eat, and then take a selfie and leave. "I suddenly realized. It's just that I don't eat dog meat, so I've never seen such a stall again. It is said that since the reform and opening up, such stalls no longer exist. The "dog friend" culture is probably lost.

The third title, it seems, can be called "everyone has his own interests". There is no doubt that dogs are loyal to their owners, and the way to be dogs is probably this theme. Many places have stories and even memorials about dogs' loyalty to their owners. Without this one, it would never be the first pet. The dog's loyalty has indeed reached the point of "fighting back and scolding back". Even if you are killed, you will not resist, you will only accept your fate honestly. If you don't kill it and bring it back to life, it will still beg for help. So when he curses people, he calls them "dog legs". The only lovely thing about Jiang Qing is that she called herself a dog in Mao Zedong in court. This couldn't be more correct. Everyone knows that only those wicked people will let their dogs out to bite or even kill people, such as Japanese devils and German Nazis. Then the nature who is punished is its owner. Only China will severely punish the dog, but he will sacrifice the owner who lets the dog bite. Even Mr. Lu Xun, for one thing, only shouted "Beat Reservoir Dogs", probably to strictly distinguish those vicious dogs from their owners. It is really brave to fight until the dog falls into the water.

The fourth topic seems to be "An Eye Knowing Dan". No matter who owns a dog, it can definitely identify the owner. If someone hires a nanny, no matter how she waits on the dog, feeds the dog, bathes the dog and walks the dog, it can still see that the owner is the owner. There is a saying that "a dog bites a man in rags". Those who collect garbage and deliver gas in the corridor, dogs in the distance begin to bark with fierce grimaces; If it is the master's friend, even if it is called twice, it will soon start to shake its head. As for what Mr. Lu Xun said: "A bulldog is stricter than its owner." That's not bad either. Maybe this guy really doesn't understand the world. As long as the host shows trouble, his expression must be stronger.

The fifth title seems to be "beating the dog to see the owner". This is not a dog's problem, but the owner's problem. Because the owner has to haggle over everything, of course, he will not let the dog go. If the dog is still in favor and the owner still has a certain status, it will be even more chilling. Therefore, during the Cultural Revolution, no one refused to let Jiang Qing score three points. Monk Xu's words spread all over China: "I will let you score three points while the Chairman is here ..." Lu Xun also advocated cleaning up "lost families" and "tired running dogs". Throughout the ages, when the owner lost his family, people all over the country took it out on the "lost lackeys". Who made it run so fast at first?

Dogs are actually very smart. My son asked me, who is smarter, man or dog? The reason is: dogs understand many things we say; But we can't understand dogs. Childlike heart is often closer to reality than adults, just like a child in the emperor's new clothes. Once I tried to pout so that even dogs in Ghana could understand. But my friend opened a kennel a few years ago and spent tens of thousands of dollars on a pair of purebred German shepherds, so he can't "play the piano for the dog" because the dog only knows German. I took the opportunity to laugh at my friend: "Even dogs know German, why don't you learn it quickly?" Or ask a German translator. "

Who says dog culture has no connotation? Yesterday, my wife came home and said that the dog in the opposite building had a haircut 100 yuan. Oh, my god I haven't paid a hundred dollars in my life, only one or two dollars at most! No wonder someone shouted, "People are not as good as dogs." I am really inferior to the dog in the opposite building on the issue of haircut consumption. Others associate the present with the past. Actually, I used to be worse than a dog. Isn't there a folk song that says "Better be a stray dog than a countryman"? I happened to be a countryman!