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Why don't married daughter-in-law and mother-in-law get along?

Eating control? Having a mother-in-law like my mother makes you cry. If I don't have my own position, no woman will be happy with me. My goal is that distance produces beauty. I bought the house myself, saying that my father-in-law paid for it and told her not to follow me hard. Living expenses will not be less every month. Red envelopes will be issued on holidays, and the clothes of the four seasons will be taken care of by the daughter-in-law. I will go back for dinner once every two weeks. You have to bring your own food, or you will drink the northwest wind. The old lady has never thought of others in her life and values money very much. After she successfully persuaded me to break up with my first girlfriend, I never let her see my later daughter-in-law. Before getting married, she made a lot of noise and moved away decisively.

Do you pay? Is there such a mother-in-law? I've never seen her anyway. Just don't ask us for money to gamble. My mother-in-law is not old in her forties. What does she do? I don't do cleaning or work, and I need an old man to cook. From the moment I entered her house, she never gave me a penny. I have done everything by myself since I gave birth to a child. Yes, stay away from me. I don't beg you, so don't bother me. My children and I have nothing to do with you. Don't come to me when I am old. I have no obligation.

My mother-in-law and daughter-in-law pull together every day. Who thought about the parents of the only child? Who thought about them? Why didn't anyone say that when mother-in-law and daughter-in-law lived together, people said it was wrong to prefer sons to daughters? Sometimes parents-in-law also want to be painful and happy. Although tired, you can have children and grandchildren around your knees. How many daughters and sons-in-law have given the elderly such an opportunity? It's all about their mother-in-law and daughter-in-law

Parents-in-law are really not suitable to live with their sons and families. They have to take care of the children, buy food, cook and wash, and spend money on the side. Before I make a good profit, I just make irresponsible remarks and pull my face, which makes me breathless. I can't say yet, for fear of neighbors' jokes, in-laws and daughter-in-law had better live separately. Only by pulling away can we maintain family ties.