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Even if you are taken away, I will replace another flower with another.

1, comfort yourself every time you finish the exam. It's okay. Participation is very important. ...

2, I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a life of eating goods.

Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

4. What is the state of being able to tell ghost stories into jokes?

5, it snows, my heart clears up, and I don't miss everything.

6. I'm not super Mary, and I can't afford the RMB you want!

7. I dedicated the best years of my life to compulsory education.

8, I'm sorry, I'm not Telunsu, I can't pretend to be innocent,

9. I am not a big tree. Who says you must be reliable?

10, watching those old men learn to pretend to be innocent now.

1 1. My computer is old and pure. When it comes to colored topics, you can't stand the black screen.

12, Superman wears briefs because triangles are stable.

13, I am also a spoony seed, and I drowned in the rain.

14, used for one year, feminine.

15, I will try my best to realize my dream to make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

16, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its feeling.

17, youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

18, my advantage: courage to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

19, how can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs!

I never dreamed of it. I am dreaming when I am happiest.

2 1, if it can't be amazing, it's ugly!

22. My life used to be dull, but when I met you, everything was black.

23. People can be shameless, as long as they have skin.

24. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging and floating.

Even if you are taken away, I will replace another flower with another.

27. Who says I don't know anything? Let Shi and Dong Shi stand in front of me and have a try.

My people have been taken. My people are terrible.

1, do not set to Do Not Disturb. I won't bother you again.

Don't put sadness on someone who doesn't like you, it will only make her think you are cheap.

I have all your things, I don't know how long it will take.

4. You should believe, be lonely, love, hate, waste, dream and regret.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them-

I look forward to your happiness every day. I always have a guilty conscience.

7. I want to delete my records after entering your space, but who thought I didn't have access?

8. The cold water you spilled on me, I will definitely boil it and pour it back to you.

9. I can hold back my tears, but I can't help but feel heartache.

10, if I could be with you, I wouldn't have to kiss you secretly when you were drunk.

1 1. One day, we will learn not to be sad, because we have completed the scheduled gathering like butterflies.

12, please cherish while I'm still here, while I still love. . .

13, began to question each other for the benefit. This is an experience that everyone has had. Society is too sinister and too popular.

14, my people are occupied, but my people are terrible.

15, had a nightmare and was awakened. I can't sleep anymore. All I can think about is you. Please don't go in reality.

16. The most important thing in life is to learn how to give and receive love.

17, I will pay you twice for those who are kind to me and ten times for those who depend on me.

18, doesn't your heart hurt when you hurt someone who loves you so much?

19, because I love you, I have no complaints even if I don't like you.

20. I am not good at retaining, but I have to leave one by one.

2 1, forced to instill tenderness in myself, I lost you and myself.

22. This society is too messy and dirty, and people are separated. Baby, who else do you think deserves your attention?

23. I want to lie in your arms again, I want you to dry my tears, I want you to hold me tight, I want to kiss your face again, I want you to say you love me!

24. No surprises, no expectations. Indifferent ridicule

25. All you can do is try your best to defend what you have left and what you still care about.

Yes, how could I forget that the person you miss every night is behind you, while I stubbornly haunt you?

27. The coolest thing is the human heart. If you are kind to others, others may not be at ease.

28. Life is actually very simple. Is to find someone you are willing to endure and walk to the end together.

29. I always think about unrealistic things. I don't know what I'm struggling with.

30. Being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.

3 1, who remembers that before the word "female man" appeared, we all used men and women to describe it. ..

You made me laugh too far-fetched, so I decided to leave your arms.

Don't be afraid to start. Life always sends us to the starting point. Be brave. Please smile and step forward.

34. From the moment you had the heart to hurt me, I knew that you must have never considered my feelings.

A bosom friend is like a mirror, reflecting the most beautiful part of our nature.

36. Why are so many people still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength is not better.

37, there is such a love, called: I'm sorry, I love you.

It seems that a person who likes him likes him to a certain extent, and he is satisfied and willing to be with him in any capacity. ]

39. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to shake coke and smash rice jars, and break Dev and pinch Master Kong.

40. Sometimes invisibility is to see who cares about themselves, but sometimes it is to escape. .

4 1, this road is impassable. You should think of another road instead of wandering at the intersection. There's no one here, so there's room for someone.

42. I said I like you but you ignored me, so what's the use of my liking you?

43. You make yourself look like a joke and make people laugh at you.

44. This season is the season when mushrooms wear stockings.

45. No matter how the life novel ends, it is a willing self-directed performance.

46. The most terrible thing is that the person you think is the best with you is the one who has the deepest calculation behind you.

Aesthetic quotations of replacing trees with flowers

Swallow the world! There is no smoke without fire! The first type of Tathagata palm: beating cattle across the mountain! Replace trees with flowers! Do both! -"Tang Bohu Dian Chou-heung" Wake up, Chad, don't be silly again. I know you regard Bai Mei-er as the savior of the jackal, and you are embarrassed to show your fangs and claws to the savior. This is a matter of life and death. Don't be too bookish. Other things can be reasonable, but there is no reason to talk about political power. Throughout the ages, the winner has always been king, and the loser is a thief, as long as you can keep it. There is nothing to be ashamed of. People are like this, not to mention jackals. -Shen, Half-Blood Jackal.

However, some literati in China always love to make up stories out of nothing. They not only praise peace, but also whitewash darkness. The lies about the two women in Tieshi are still trivial, ranging from tiger pounce to burning and looting, to burning and looting in Manchu, and some people just hold out poems about women's despair. This brilliant biography and rhyme are more wonderful than the miserable events of Hua Wu Xu Qiu. -Talk after Lu Xun's illness

Although you're already taken,

But I can use flowers instead of trees. 1) personal attack: attacking or insulting a person without directly giving reasons.

2) Landslide fallacy: suppose that when there are some ways to prevent a series of uncontrollable and unnecessary events, taking some measures will trigger these events. (If you do A, does that mean you have to do B)3) Perfection: I mistakenly think that if you can't completely solve the problem with one method, you won't adopt this method. 4) substitution: a keyword has two or more meanings in an argument. Once the meaning is changed, this argument is meaningless. 5) Appeal to the public: trying to rationalize a point of view by agreeing with the unanimous view of the majority, and mistakenly thinking that what the majority supports is reasonable. 6) Appeal to authority: support the conclusion by introducing an authority who lacks first-hand professional knowledge on this issue. 7) rice-"Out of the misunderstanding of thinking" Today is the vernal equinox, and the mysterious bird returns to the eaves. If it rains, it can replace trees with flowers, and every moment is gold —— He three old ladies's White Grass.

Back to our lives. Our generation will inevitably live in the expectations of others, parents, society and lovers. Do what they expect, do what they expect, be yourself, make no mistakes, be safe and steady, and finish this life. At the same time, when we are tired of the expectations of others, we begin to expect others, people around us and our next generation. -"Walking Diary"

I will replace the person I like, even if the famous flower is taken!

Even if you may not belong to me in the future, don't forget, sister, I have learned to substitute flowers.

Even if you are already taken, I will replace another flower with another.

Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil.

1. There was an Internet cafe recharge activity before the 11th, and the boys in our school were basically full. There were many people at that time. 1 1 When I came back, there was no Nima Internet cafe, and a hot pot restaurant was being renovated there. The school steamed bread sold like crazy that month.

Second, I hope the sensible idolize will not burn her body for me.

Third, girls are naughty and tell very hot incisive funny sentences.

Fourth, stick to principles in major events and learn to be flexible in minor ones.

As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day, except in the microwave oven!

If you can't forget it with a smile, please allow yourself to cry and miss it.

It doesn't matter what others think of you. The only important thing is that you like yourself very much.

Enterprise culture is a tool invented by capitalists to make horses run fast and prevent them from eating grass!

Nine, don't eat in the bowl, just take the pot to eat more worry-free.

Fasten your seat belt, there may be a love waiting for you ahead.

I am too lazy to argue with you. If I still have strength, I'd better breathe more fresh air.

Twelve, the season of black stockings flooding makes these thick legs feel awkward.

Thirteen, I will never do two things in my life: neither this nor that.

Fourteen, vowed to lose weight before the summer vacation, not only not thin but also fat after the summer vacation!

I'm not arrogant, but I can't learn to be a gentle lady. That's all.

I want the kind of bitch who can't get rid of me and likes to stick to me.

Seventeen, the autumn wind rises, the yellow flowers fall, and the wind will eventually turn into mud. Send a lonely night, the moonlight is oblique, and I just want to pay for it in my life.

You are very kind, especially when you are sad.

Nineteen, spring outing, the teacher gave motion sickness medicine, and the result said, who wants to take birth control pills!

Twenty, I dreamed that I was bought to be a wife in the mountains and was driven back because I ate too much.

Twenty-one, air is free, son. Fuck you, you explain to me what potato chips are.

I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said from an early age that I was not cut out for reading.

23. The most romantic thing in the world is daydreaming.

Twenty-four, the accountant said you could come over later to get your salary. I have no change here.

25. Lie down if you fall!

If the world is full of ugly women, I believe the chance of falling in love at first sight will be much lower.

Twenty-seven I won't repeat the play I played. I don't want the people I loved.

Twenty-eight, when you are out of the mountains, there are no birds, and thousands of people live in extinction.

I often smile now. Can't you see my big gold teeth shining?

It's thirty, and a big wave of EXO kisses is coming at me. I need support.

Thirty-one, although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions, and as a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

Thirty-three, now many women are in such a state: they obviously want to love, but they dare not love.

Instant noodles are really convenient, but you still need electricity when cooking.

When is the time to complain, it is better to sit down and talk slowly.

Life is not bitter because there are too many desires, and it is not burdensome to let go of too much.

Thirty-seven, a man chased a girl for many years, and the girl sent him messages in English. He asked a friend to translate: Either you leave me or I will die with you. The man was heartbroken and never contacted her again. Later, the man passed the English test, only to know that if you don't leave, I will live and die together!

Thirty-eight, I am a good girl you don't care about, young man. Do you like men?

Thirty-nine, I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

Forty, every time I bring my test paper home, the first thing I do is to wear cotton trousers to meet the storm.

4 1. Do you drink water or drink water or drink water? You choose!

Forty-two, the third party is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply.

Forty-three, I just found out now that streaking was bold when I was a child.