What are some jokes about words?

1 1. What a pity! During the May Day holiday this year, my mother and I went to the shopping mall for a long time. Later I went to a counter selling sports shoes, and my mother asked me to try on a pair of shoes. I was exhausted at that time, and even I felt that my mind was not very clear. ~ ~ ~ ~ Maybe I tried on too many pants before. I began to untie my belt without saying a word, and then naturally I had to pull the pants door. Oh, my God, my mother called. Hey, what are you doing? ! -

I just recovered! The shoe seller looked at me, stupefied. I really ... hey! Face as hot as a roast pig! What a pity! -

12. When I was still in a daze in the morning, my mobile phone shook. I took it and pressed the answer key: hello! Hello! Hello? Hello? ! Who are you? Can I help you? Talk to me! Kao! Press the hang-up button, I was very angry and said, look who the caller is. When I saw it, it was a text message ... er ~

13. When I was in high school, I had lunch with my friends near the school. He ordered a bowl of lasagna and another friend was drinking coke. Then I wonder who told a joke. The coke drinker laughed so hard that coke dripped from his nose. Friends laugh at others' embarrassment, but Zhang Kuan's face comes out of his nostrils! -

Every time I see him after graduating from college, I can't help laughing-

14. I once bought something outside the shop outside the station-

Suddenly, a man-

Shout in a hurry-

Give me a bag.

I was stunned by the salesman-

And then I thought it was nothing-

Maybe he bought it for his wife `-

The salesman immediately handed him a pack of daily necessities-

He was so anxious that he said it wasn't like this-

I don't want this-

I want the kind for men.

The salesman and I were devastated ... for men-

15. I went to my classmate's school to play during the holiday. It was a woman. She accompanied me around the school and passed a toilet. She said I had to go to the bathroom. Then I said I'd go, too. So I turned and walked to the men's room. Suddenly, she stopped me and took out a pack of tissues from her bag, saying that there was no paper in it. Do you? Say that finish, put the paper in my hand. ...

Then we looked at each other ... she seemed to react suddenly, blushing and saying, just wipe your hands with it. ...

I kept whispering in my heart: don't you know that boys just have to shake it twice? ...

16. Before she died, an old lady took her wife's hand and confessed, "Grandpa, let me tell you the truth. None of our three sons is yours. " Hearing this, the old man comforted his wife and said, "It's all right. Although my three sons are not mine, my three grandchildren are definitely mine. ...

17. What happened in junior high school? Another person in .............................................................................................................................................................. was anxious and scolded: "Your deskmate is a NB!" "A group of people around us are laughing. ...

18. In the Chinese class, the text talked about the harm of the environment, what is leakage, what is serious pollution, and what is ``-

Speaking of emotion, the 40-year-old Chinese aunt applauded angrily and said loudly, "You humans! I don't know how to protect the environment ! "-

The whole class is petrified-

19. When I was in college, I had to queue up at the gym to buy train tickets before the winter vacation next year. One year, when I was waiting in line, I suddenly felt someone poking me behind me. Looking back, my classmate handed me a piece of paper and opened it. It said, "I'm a girl in a red sweater, about 20 meters behind ..." I looked back carefully and found her, blushing and cute, just what I like-

Type, with expectation and shyness in her eyes, she thought, "Hey, didn't my handsomeness alarm the Ministry of Railways? All the beautiful women are here." So I quickly read the contents behind the note, "I have a sleeper to Hangzhou." Who wants to buy it? If not, please pass the note on ... "-

20. A man passed a graveyard at night, saw a fire, thought it was a ghost fire, threw a brick, and the fire moved to another grave. The man had another brick, so he heard it? tmd %￥……%￥？ You can't even shit. You get two bricks when you smoke? -