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"You are half my life."
? Since you came to me, I don't like you from the bottom of my heart. Your appearance changed my life dramatically. My love is halved, and my pocket money is also divided in half. The most important thing is that I always have a follower around me. When you were a child, you didn't know how annoying you were. You must have what I have, not less than me. I have been praying that if I can have Doraemon's treasure bag, I must turn you into an obedient and lovely little doll, but I don't, so you are only cute and disobedient. How can I be cute? Why not listen to such a cute little doll? You always sabotage my marker all over the floor, or you will take advantage of my sleep.
Although usually very naughty, but the academic performance is not bad. Your testimonials are all over the wall of my house, and I'm still struggling in math. You always make fun of my poor math scores. You said that we are all people who eat at the same table. How can there be such a big difference between mathematical brains? You sound like an elder, which is probably why you always call me by my first name and surname, and always think that being a sister needs a good brain.
We have a lot in common. We are half of each other. When it comes to * * * similarities, we still have a lot, such as the same stubborn temper, and you don't want to be framed, but you complain to your mother all day. I don't understand you either. It's probably fun. Every time I train, you smile so happily. We all have two faces. We are always kind and caring in front of others. Our neighbors and aunts always praise us. We used to be "other people's children" in other people's mouths, and we should still be. We haven't been home for a long time. I don't know. When we get along in private, it's basically either a quarrel or a fight. What we have in common is a bad memory. We can make up after the quarrel. Two great people together are really on fire. A day without bickering is uncomfortable and tiring. I think you are the same. Sometimes we all blame our mother for giving birth to two children. My mother said that one of us is a cat and the other is a dog, so that our friends will not be too bored. However, we can't understand that our mothers, like those only children, don't care about pets and snacks, and no one quarrels. It was not until a long time later that I knew that others would envy me for having a lovely and naughty person tell the judge about it.
When I was in high school, our correspondence was quite close. Although the distance between the two schools is close, we still insist on sending letters and postcards. Sometimes I get angry. After I get angry, I think you are cuter. Why don't you put a small note in such a big envelope? Just one sentence? What did you say, "Send me some stamps when there are no stamps"? At that time, my deskmate drove with me. For this reason, my deskmate laughed at me and said you were cute and stupid. Later, I also admitted that you are really cute and stupid. I reread my previous letters some time ago and found that most of them were about you. I am very pleased and happy. Many of them are about encouraging me to refuel in the college entrance examination. You will also take the college entrance examination next year. I hope you can go where you want to go without regret.
I have been afraid to tell you. I accidentally read your diary without your knowledge. I came home that day and found a small notebook by the pillow. I opened it. You said you were bullied by me Hey, cutie, we've been fighting for so many years. When you win, you go to your mother in tears and say that I hurt you. In my heart, it is obviously you who bully me! In the past, the two of us looked up at home every day but didn't look down, so there were naturally many contradictions. In recent years, we have both gone out to study, and we don't see each other several times a year. Instead, we began to miss the days when you were a sidekick and the days when you quarreled with me. How do you feel good now? It's not annoying at all. Now I think about you every day, and you should always think about me, a little more than I miss you, you know.
My dear sister, although you never call me sister, you always say "my sister" when talking to others, and I am also very happy. Who made me love you so much? You should be happy every day and actively prepare these words. I know you'll think I'm wordy, so I won't say it. Meeting you is my greatest happiness, and you are half of my life.
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