Funny diary 100 words

Funny things will inevitably happen in life, let's share them! Next, I bring you a funny diary of 100 words. I hope students like it.

Funny diary 100 word a \20 1X year x month x day x week x sunny.

It was still raining heavily when I went to school this afternoon.

As soon as I entered the school gate, I saw a policeman standing straight at the gate with a flower umbrella.

It's kind of funny to see this. Several children are laughing. He glared at them and the children ran away.

I smiled while covering my mouth. What happened to this policeman today?

Funny diary 100 word 2 20 1X year x month x day x week x sunny.

? Can you open the door? Oh, open the door, huh? This is a girl's cry when she was learning Chinese calligraphy on Sunday afternoon.

This afternoon, when Miss Gao asked us to have a rest, three girls went into the toilet. After a while, only two girls returned to class. Miss Gao asked strangely: There is another child. She's locked in the bathroom door. ? One of them said. The whole class burst into laughter. Just then, grandpa, the janitor, went to the toilet and knocked down the door bolt with a broom. As soon as the door opened, I saw the little girl come out crying, her eyes were as red as strawberries. The whole class looked at the little girl and thought she was funny and pathetic. The teacher came up and asked her kindly what was going on. She didn't say a word and concentrated on her writing. After class, I went to the toilet and tried the door. The lock is broken.

Do you think she's funny, too?

Funny diary 100 word three 20 1X year x month x day x week x sunny.

I went to practice calligraphy this afternoon, and Song Qingyuan also studied calligraphy there.

The teacher asked us to practice seal script, and I practiced it easily because I practiced it for a long time. But Song Qingyuan's face is bitter.

Suddenly, everyone around me laughed. I couldn't help laughing when I saw it. Because his handwriting is strange.

When the teacher asked him what was wrong, he blushed and said that I forgot how to write. Is this the reason? Laugh me to death!

Funny diary 100 word four 20 1X year x month x day x week x sunny.

Today, Teacher Dong handed out homework and asked everyone to print the papers online. We don't have a printer at home, so it's not convenient to go out and print today. Then my mother said, don't worry, son, mom will make copies for you, but you should do it seriously! ?

Then my mother picked up a pen at random, and after copying it, my mother took it and said to me, Prince Exhibition, I finished copying it. Start writing! ? Then I laughed, and my mother asked? What's the matter with you? I said:? Which is the magic pen? The characteristics of the magic pen are: it seems to write, and it disappears in less than a minute. ? My mother was dizzy, and then she copied it hard again. My mother is also for my study!

Funny diary 100 word five 20 1X year x month x day x week x sunny.

One afternoon, my father was cooking in the kitchen, and the oil in the pot was smoking. He is still washing vegetables with his left hand and cutting ginger with his right hand. My mother said to my father. Do you really have one? Is it mom style? Huh?

? Nanny? Why does dad act like a wet nurse? Where does dad look like a wet nurse? I listened to the strange question.

? No, no, being a mother is not a wet nurse. ? Mom said with a smile.

? That's grandma. How's grandma?

Mom smiled and explained:? Naimu is neither a wet nurse nor a grandmother. In ancient times, right? This word has two meanings: one is? So what? , one is? Do you have to? Meaning. ? I suddenly realized!

Funny diary 100 word six 20 1X year x month x day x week x sunny.

Today, my mother bought me a beautiful box of toothpaste and gave me a pair of adventure chess. There are 1-80 numbers, a dice and four small circles on the chessboard. The rules of the game of chess are: two people roll the dice in turn, advance according to the number of points, and then move the chess according to the requirements of the characters in the circle after reaching the position. The winner is the one who reaches the finish line first. My mother and I each walked in a small circle. I roll the dice first, and then my mother rolls the dice. One moment my mother retired from 25 to 20, and the other moment I retired from 64 to 78. Mom smiled and said:? You won! ? I think this number game is very interesting.

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