The content of a joke is like this, saying that the family is poor and then parents sweep the money with brooms at home. It is cold in winter, so use money as a quilt. Remember that the pound is the w

The content of a joke is like this, saying that the family is poor and then parents sweep the money with brooms at home. It is cold in winter, so use money as a quilt. Remember that the pound is the warmest. I was born in a very poor family. I remember when I was a child, my father's life was boring and he only counted money all day. My mother, too, sweeps money all day.

My family lives in the mountains, and it is very troublesome to go out to buy things every time. It takes five hours to drive a Porsche and four hours to drive a Mercedes. Although there is a helicopter at home, it is very inconvenient to find a parking space by car. I go shopping occasionally. My parents are afraid that I will be kidnapped, and I am protected by more than 20 bodyguards. Everyone will scare me away when they see me, so I have been rejected since I was a child. .......

Because my home is in the deep mountains, it is very cold every winter, and my father also says that it is very troublesome to go out to buy things, so there is no heater in winter ... no quilt ... I can only burn money with my parents to keep warm every day ... and I can only sleep with money (I definitely think the pound is warmer).

I remember when I was a child, I rushed out of the room and peed my pants because the room was too big. So my father put a small sheep motorcycle in my room, and let me rush out of the room with 1000 ping in 1000 minutes, cross the 5 km corridor and reach the 800 ping toilet (I often get lost in the corridor).

Dad also found someone to build 20 dangerous houses with 250 small toilets in 600 ping, saying: I will change rooms directly when I get wet. If the room is not enough or too small, tell dad that he will call for more rooms. Our life is very hard, so you should be patient! ! Now that I think about it, Dad is really a kind person! !

I still remember that once, a thief broke into my dad's safe with explosives, causing the gold coins inside to keep rolling out, and the thief was crushed to death ... I felt sorry for the thief ... It was very painful to crush the gold coins! ! He is not as lucky as the thief who was suffocated by money before.

My mother often tells me that our family life is very difficult ~ I have to learn to bear hardships ~ so I have developed the spirit of hard work since I was a child. My future wish is to find 200 monsters who can only eat money, eat up all the money at home and avenge those poor thieves! !